Dan Telfer
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Dan Telfer
@dantelfer.com
Stand-up Comic / Nerd Poker podcast’s Dungeon Master / Voice Over Person / former MAD Magazine & The Onion editor / currently writing games & scripts

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“In Dungeons and Dragons there are two chaotic classes—“ Two? CLASSES?
January 5, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Twitch is the world
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January 2, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Am I Loud Enough
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January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Also— I am being sincere now— I really fucking wish this was an actual dating goal I could have, can you fucking imagine? I will wait for you, Mira.
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Great job over at the New Bev Theater, Quentin. Discerning snack selection. Tight policy for talking during the movie. Minimal N-words and foot fetish porn when you walk through the door. You show surprising restraint over there.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM