Dan Whitehead
@danwhitehead.net
Writer for books, comics, TV and games. Worked on Star Wars, Looney Tunes, LOTR, and more. Ella Upgraded, Hex Loader, Frankenstein Texas, Speccy Nation, Blondie (Z2), Terrahawks (Time Bomb), Minecraft (HarperCollins)
Find my stuff here: danwhitehead.net
Find my stuff here: danwhitehead.net
I imagine the licensing issues would need sorting. They did some compilation specials back in the day though.
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I imagine the licensing issues would need sorting. They did some compilation specials back in the day though.
Smells pretty great.
January 11, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Smells pretty great.
There's probably one wizard school in the whole Middle East and the only named character there is called Akbah Koran or something.
January 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
There's probably one wizard school in the whole Middle East and the only named character there is called Akbah Koran or something.
Top five movie posters
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Top five movie posters
"Che Guevara had real Cormoran Strike energy"
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
"Che Guevara had real Cormoran Strike energy"
It's so readable as well! Anyone who felt overwhelmed by Jerusalem should definitely give it a go - it's a brisk and very funny fantasy romp!
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
It's so readable as well! Anyone who felt overwhelmed by Jerusalem should definitely give it a go - it's a brisk and very funny fantasy romp!
I’m reading The Great When at the moment and every page has about a dozen turns of phrase so good that I’d be happy to come up with just one that’s half as good in my lifetime.
January 11, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I’m reading The Great When at the moment and every page has about a dozen turns of phrase so good that I’d be happy to come up with just one that’s half as good in my lifetime.
It should definitely be illegal to cast Gillian Anderson and then give her nothing to do.
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
It should definitely be illegal to cast Gillian Anderson and then give her nothing to do.
Has Beryl Reid turned up? Then you'll know for sure.
January 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Has Beryl Reid turned up? Then you'll know for sure.
Also ICE has literally been around for less time than the Shrek franchise. It's not some immutable pillar of law enforcement infrastructure. You can just...get rid of it.
January 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Also ICE has literally been around for less time than the Shrek franchise. It's not some immutable pillar of law enforcement infrastructure. You can just...get rid of it.
Boobies ARE birds! This makes no sense!
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Boobies ARE birds! This makes no sense!
You can even have a little windmill on each boob! THAT'S EFFICIENCY!
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
You can even have a little windmill on each boob! THAT'S EFFICIENCY!