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Daphne
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Singer-songwriter. Motion graphics animator & special effects compositor. Gadget tinkerer. Splatoon mistress. Maker of silly jokes
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A comic from Real Life comics. 1st Panel: Greg is sitting at a computer 2nd panel: Greg sees a post by Kathryn TransSalamander which reads “If you're under the assumption that you're a cis guy but have always dreamed of being a girl, and the only reason you haven't transitioned is because you're afraid you'll be an "ugly" girl: That's dysphoria. You're literally a trans girl already, hon.” 3rd Panel: Greg sits and ponders 4th Panel: Greg’s eyes grow wide as he makes a realization
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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This Jack in The Box hash brown is so woke.

WOKE IS BACK BABY

#woke
A pale hand holds a hash brown in a wrapper. The wrapper says in bold text “All cravings are created equal.”
February 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Happy 2-Year HRTiversary to me
A white woman with brown hair smiles at the camera. She is wearing a black hoodie over a low-cut lavender top. She is wearing a heart pendant, a Starfleet pin, and glass-less glasses are perched on her nose
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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There are pancakes under there I swear
A white plate with multiple small pancakes, absolutely covered in raspberries, blueberries, and strawberries
December 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Fave pic of 2025 — This one from January 2025

Content Warning: Thread also contains absolute cuties such as Riley Silverman
A medium-shot self of a white woman walking down a street. She is wearing a maroon V-neck shirt with a lavender hoodie worn, unzipped. She is wearing a small round pendant around her neck. She is wearing red lipstick and a slight smile, and has blue eyes and brown hair
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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I was playing Tex’Em poker on my @play.date and this lady is absolute gender goals
A screenshot from Tex’Em poker game. A lady with her hair in a bun wears a cowgirl hat and a black vest over a collared shirt. Her eyebrow is cocked and she holds her poker cards and a beer bottle in her other hand. She is captioned as saying “This’ll be the last of ya”
December 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Greetings from the sofa
Viewed from above, a white lady with brown hair is lying down and smiling at the camera. She is posing with her right hand resting gently on her clavicle. She is wearing a dark grey t-shirt with the Accidental Tech Podcast logo
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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People of BlueSky! Let's get to know each other better! What is your all-time favorite TV show?
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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It’s a rainy day— The perfect kind of day for coffee!

#coffee #coffeecoffeecoffee #startrekvoyager #voyager #janeway
October 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The “free” section of Craigslist never fails to amuse me
A picture of a pile of dirt outside, with a few wood planks strewn about. It is captioned “Free dirt! Come get some!”
October 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Things really took a turn for the worse after they dumped the original logo
The original twitter logo, spelled T W T T R. It is all lowercase letters that are lightly bevelled, with droplets on the surface. Yes, this is the original twitter logo. I wish I were joking
October 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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This is a real clip from the Republicans’ ad about the government shutdown and it goes so hard 🤣
October 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Post a female character you love.
September 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I went shoe shopping
June 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
Lorelai Gilmore, dressed in a dark blazer, saying: "Coffee coffee coffee is a saying. Like an exaggeration. It's a funny, desperate cry for caffeine."
June 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Lorelai Gilmore— The original manic pixie dream girl

#gilmoregirls
Lorelai Gilmore of the TV show Gilmore Girls, holding a camera in her right hand and dancing with her arms by her side
June 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Hadley Lamar of Blazing Saddles sitting at a desk saying “Kinky.”
May 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I think I cooked my tortilla for a bit too long
A white kitchen counter featuring an incredibly-charred tortilla
April 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Sometimes I use my computer to access my other computers

#macos #mac #pihole #panic #playdate #PanicPlaydate #iPhone #ios #windows #Rootbear #Aranet4
A macOS desktop containing windows showing Screen Sharing showing another Mac desktop, a terminal window accessing a linux computer, a Windows OS desktop littered with icons for games, the iPhone Mirroring app showing a phone Home Screen, and the Panic Mirror app showing the Panic Playdate console hooked up and running the game Root Bear
March 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I know this is from the best Star Trek movie and I don't care
The NTE-3120, N.S.E.A. Protector
March 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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A scene from Jurassic Park in which Jeff Goldblum’s character, Dr. Ian Malcolm, says: “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
November 13, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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Go out and vote
November 5, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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ALERT: SUSPECT LAST SEEN IN LOS ANGELES AREA GIVING OUT STOLEN CANDY. REMAIN VIGILANT #carmensandiego #whereintheworldiscarmensandiego #cosplay #halloween
A white woman with dark brown hair, wearing a red trench coat, black gloves, matching red hat. Her hands are folded in front of her. She peeks with one eye beneath the brim of the hat. She is dressed as Carmen Sandiego A white woman with dark brown hair, wearing a red trench coat, black gloves, matching red hat. She has her right pointer finger held up against her pursed lips, as if to shush someone. She peeks with one eye beneath the brim of the hat. She is dressed as Carmen Sandiego A white woman with dark brown hair, wearing a red trench coat, black gloves, matching red hat. She is holding a black and silver briefcase by her side. She peeks with one eye beneath the brim of the hat. She is dressed as Carmen Sandiego
November 2, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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Working on something silly for myself

#carmensandiego #whereintheworldiscarmensandiego #classicmac #classicmacgame #classicmacgamess
October 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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lol. same
A screenshot depicting a Metro tap card with an expiration date of April 14, 2026, and its current stored value of $15.25
October 13, 2024 at 8:42 AM