Daphne
daphnesak.bsky.social
Daphne
@daphnesak.bsky.social
🧡🤍🩷 she/her 🩷🤍🩵
Singer-songwriter. Motion graphics animator & special effects compositor. Gadget tinkerer. Splatoon mistress. Maker of silly jokes
Awful. my sympathies
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It seems to be that you switch captions on or off *during* the playback process. But if there's nothing obvious... uh 🤷🏻‍♀️
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
When somebody walks up to you two on the street with a microphone in a few decades and asks "What's the secret to a long-lasting marriage?" you can just show them this 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
What utter nonsense 😆 Glad it has stopped
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The only solution is to constantly keep plugging and unplugging another USB device to drown out the other one’s chimes
December 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Nobody's going to write the story you want except you.

Start writing, girl
December 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Someday our Mildly-Amused-Ape drawings will be worth millions. Then they’ll see! THEY’LL ALL SEE
December 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh my gosh, Ben 😭 my sympathies
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Eggsplosion— Never again
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I know it's just an exploded egg, but the effect is absolutely terrifying
December 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM