Dara
dara.wtf
Dara
@dara.wtf
I work in tech. I like plants.

My website is dara.wtf
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Gastroenterologist: OK we are ready for Pagliacci, is Pagliacci here?

Pagliacci: Butt doctor, I am Pagliacci
February 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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pack it up, pack it in,
jlp.systems JLP @jlp.systems · Feb 21
Batman begin
February 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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🎉 Happy birthday to Metro! 🎉 On this day in 1967, Metro was created. We’re celebrating 58 years as the region’s mass transit provider. Enjoy this throwback to the official ribbon-cutting in 1976. Thank you for being a part of the journey! #wmata
February 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Does selling girl scout cookies as kids prime women to be more susceptible to MLMs as adults by equating direct sales and entrepreneurship?
February 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I am 30 years old and I own just one (1) bowl that I like eating soup or cereal from. THIS MUST CHANGE!
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Jennings's 7 Signs of Ethical Collapse:

1. Pressure to maintain numbers
2. Fear and silence
3. Young ‘uns and a bigger-than-life CEO
4. Weak board of directors
5. Conflicts of interest overlooked or unaddressed
6. Innovation like no other company
7. Goodness in some areas atones for evil in others
February 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Rush hour is on the rise!

We’re seeing record ridership numbers as more customers return to the office. #wmata
February 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Blue skies...I could get used to this!
February 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
One of my biggest learnings from "High Conflict" by Amanda Ripley: It's usually not productive to shame or embarrass people about the beliefs they hold.
February 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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1.50 skonk dog combo!
January 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If you work at Bank of New York, Mellon and you don't call yourself and your colleagues "BoNYMelons," are you even living?
January 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Half the people on this Amtrak train are sick. Coughs every 5 seconds on average. Could we please make it a social norm to avoid travel and crowded places when you're sick (if possible) -- or at least mask up?
January 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I let my arugula grow for too long and found out that, despite being in the brassica family (lettuce, cabbage, etc), it produces its seeds in little "pea" pods!
January 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just got done sitting at a bus stop, fully incapable of having a coherent thought for 20 minutes because of the anxiety from thinking about replying to a banal text from someone I've never met on a dating app.
Years of therapy, and I still don't know why this particular thing triggers me so bad.
January 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
nah, y'all don't understand. He *likes* the Dutch East India Company. He wants to bring that kind of stuff *back.*
January 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Perfect reverse rainbow? On my birthday? Let's GOOOOOO

Connections
Puzzle #547
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December 9, 2024 at 4:03 PM
What is it that the lamb that I've had in America smells/tastes significantly gamier than the lamb that I've had in the UK and in Iran? The difference is to such an extent that it makes cooking certain Persian stews with lamb unviable for me in the US.
December 8, 2024 at 9:48 AM
There was a time (the 1910s and 1920s):when, like, vacuum cleaners and dishwashers were the hot new thing. People were trying to build the next Hoover and Doordish.
November 21, 2024 at 12:16 AM