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john videogames @darksideofsumarucity.net · Oct 20
its me. John video games. they cal me that because i inventd videogames. Hope you enjoy it
a low-resolution picture of hugh o'conner from ace attorney; there's text on it that says *kicks you square in the jaw* how you like them apples?!? two hands holding a picture frame; the photo inside the frame is of gameclam CEO mistar whyte a picture of count bleck, from super paper mario, accompanied by text in varying styles. there is an arrow pointing to the count himself, and then the text reads as follows: THIS UGLY SON OF A BITCH Is TRYING TO SUMMON THE VOID so he can DESTROY ALL WORLDS and basically, you are fucking stupid How? ...Just Watch The Free Video dialogue boxes from the characters bratty (left) and catty (right), both from the game undertale. the final word of their quote has been poorly edited over the original, and it now reads "SO hyped for the tragedy"
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i know nobody* clicks links so im taking the liberty of just showing you the rest of this one in screenshots because theyre all good

*"knowbody" if you will
NEWS Tips for using A.I. [A stock photo of someone sitting in an office, using a laptop.] Published: January 19th, 2026 A Pew Research Center survey found that 62% of American adults say they interact with artificial intelligence several times a week. Here are some tips for using A.I. Fact-check any information provided by asking the follow-up question "Are you sure?" Offset your water footprint by not bathing for 72 hours after each use. Don't ask A.I. for medical advice until you ask it to generate a medical license first. Mask your identity by adding, "I, Barack Obama," to the beginning of each request. If the A.I.'s response seems incorrect, try changing your perception of reality so it is. Do not give the A.I. any chocolate. Be specific by providing context on why you're sexually harassing the woman in the photo. Give the A.I. restraints, like "Don't tell me to kill myself as part of this stir-fry recipe." Set aside $400,000 for the lawsuit. Weigh any ethical implications against how much of a fucking drag it would be to write that mass-layoff email yourself.
January 22, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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theonion.com
Tips For Using AI https://theonion.com/tips-for-using-ai/
Tips For Using AI Offset your water footprint by not bathing for 72 hours after each use.
January 20, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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wayneradio.tv
Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
December 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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almost wish i could go team solo for frostyfest literally just so i could make jokes about the best star wars kinect song but i cannot lie about teams on principle. 'tis illegal for little old me
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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sweetfish.site
and now the advent calendar is complete! wishing you all a nice and personal web-filled new year 👩‍💻
25 88x31 buttons
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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wayneradio.tv
A xmas tribute for my favorite white boy ❤️🤍
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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wayneradio.tv
i just wanted to play Santa
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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oh yo i can put videos on here okay sure. heres my fave ive made this year
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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lordy using bluesky makes me realise how much i miss twitter Like i love tumbly dont get me wrong but sometimes ishould not be allowed all that text. like i need a character limit. and no dedicated tags for me to ramble in either
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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alrighty eight baby good luck with that. in the future
My version of Agent 8-- a purple-eyed feminine Octoling with the "pony" hairstyle (and, currently, purple ink)-- standing in Inkopolis Square's Ammo Knights, holding a Custom Hydra Splatling. She is wearing the Special Forces Beret, the Brown FA-11 Bomber jacket, and a pair of Punk Cherries. You can see her balance is currently 5,918 G, and the few weapon options that are visible are greyed-out, because she cannot afford them.
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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aw carp i suck w/ hydra Wait. Dude. Oh my COD dude. i have enough cash to buy literally any weapon i dont have in s2... EXCEPT the custom hydra. fuck my stupid baka life
zipzowzoom.bsky.social CALLIE'S DAILY WEAPON FORTUNE-TELLING ☆ @zipzowzoom.bsky.social · Dec 22
Drumroll, please! Budda-budda-budda...
It's time to bust out the Custom Hydra Splatling! Woo-hoo!
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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endsart.bsky.social
yuuuup we got fat jacinthe on da menu

#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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endsart.bsky.social
"everyone loves you kirby.."

#krbay
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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endsart.bsky.social
be thankful that over here you dont have to see my decent into madness over roboking once again [ i dressed him up for fun ]

#katamari #katamaridamacy
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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legendarymapmaker.bsky.social
Can one call theirself an Agent 4 fan if they haven't exhausted all official content of them? /joke :D
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
DELTARUNE WINTER Newsletter Time! We're sending it out now, but it takes a good while to process hundreds of thousands of emails. Fortunately there's a cheat code to look at it whenever you want. Ha ha ha ha.

toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...
Tenna offering a present
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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vghistory.bsky.social
beavers, screenshot, amiga (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/24532/b...
jethro the beaver stands with his arm around a lady beaver, winking at the camera. love hearts are floating in the air. text: congratulations!!!! jethro has got his beaver at last!
September 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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most normal octo canyon fan
an edited screenshot of the nintendo switch online app's splatnet 2 service. (the big red bar at the top of splatnet 2 has been removed.) it's on the "my stats" page, showing "agent 4 stats." the regular agent 4 art-- a feminine inkling with the "haircut" hairstyle, dressed in the hero headphones, hero hoodie and hero snowboots-- has been edited slightly. i gave him darker skin, eyemask lashes, a slit through his right (from the viewer's perspective) eyebrow, and homophobia in his eyes. his left eye (again, from the viewer's perspective) is purple, and his right is orange. the stats displayed underneath her say "1,000% fresh!" & "stages clear: 1,000%." below that is a pink button that reads "view best times." below THAT is text that says "view by weapon," and shows each hero weapon with a star in the top right corner, signifying that octo canyon has been 100% cleared with that weapon. they're split into two rows; in order, from left to right, is the hero shot, hero roller, hero charger, hero dualies and the hero brella. the second row has the hero splatling, hero blaster, hero slosher and the herobrush. you can also see my phone's stats at the top. i have two out of four bars of service, but a full wi-fi connection; the time is 1:32pm, and my battery is at 19%.
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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vghistory.bsky.social
everquest II, promotional screenshot, official website (2002) web.archive.org/web/20021211...
a fucked up 3d janky computer skeleton from your nightmares, grainning and walking on stone slabs.
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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sharkabytes.bsky.social
The slender continental noodles and abstract squishiness of a Game Boy world map.

📺: InfoGenius Systems Productivity Pak: Personal Organizer and Phonebook, 1991
A GB DMG screenie of a world map and time zone list, Pacific and London, with a stylized, somewhat abstract pixel rendition of the world with a very slender western and Central Europe and Africa entirely disconnected, same with Scandinavia.India looks a bit stubby.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
This is my comfort
A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly. A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly.
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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theonion.com
122 Years Ago Today:
122 Years Ago Today:
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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meowzerswowzers.bsky.social
Thomas Dolby, Golden Age of Wireless (1982)
Dog editted in to the cover of the Thomas Dolby album Golden Age of Wireless. (The original cover features a man in stylized blue, green and yellow coloration, looking over a large amount of electrical equipment.)
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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finally got around to finishing* @zipzowzoom.bsky.social so if u want a daily sploon weapon rec umm thats ur gal !

*still need to add specials and fix up replies before i turn that feature on still. the code was SUCH a mess though i see what i was going for but LORDY. fixed it tho
December 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM