Audrey Darling
@darlingaudrey.bsky.social
Just an excuse to dress up!
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The thing that I hate most in the world is some mother fucker in a Winter Park McMansion who thinks that scamming people is cool and smart but paying taxes is for suckers.
These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The thing that I hate most in the world is some mother fucker in a Winter Park McMansion who thinks that scamming people is cool and smart but paying taxes is for suckers.
These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
These dicks think they’re winning but their souls smell like ass and they’ve built nothing but wealth.
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Nietzsche: “If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.”
2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”
2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”
June 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Nietzsche: “If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.”
2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”
2025: “What kind of nerd only /gazes/ into the abyss?? You gotta put your whole body in there.”
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The stupidest thing wealthy people do is spend all of their money making sure they only ever see other wealthy people. Fucking rots their brains.
July 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The stupidest thing wealthy people do is spend all of their money making sure they only ever see other wealthy people. Fucking rots their brains.
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I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.
July 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.
I'm 31. A coworker thought I was 23 today and I got to preach the best anti-aging tip I know.
Strategic defiance in the pursuit of joy. We're all in hell, but I'm spreading light wherever I can out of spite and joy. 😈
Strategic defiance in the pursuit of joy. We're all in hell, but I'm spreading light wherever I can out of spite and joy. 😈
March 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm 31. A coworker thought I was 23 today and I got to preach the best anti-aging tip I know.
Strategic defiance in the pursuit of joy. We're all in hell, but I'm spreading light wherever I can out of spite and joy. 😈
Strategic defiance in the pursuit of joy. We're all in hell, but I'm spreading light wherever I can out of spite and joy. 😈
using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever
March 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever
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Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump advisor, Robert Morris, was just indicted for raping a 12 year old girl.
March 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Texas megachurch pastor and former Trump advisor, Robert Morris, was just indicted for raping a 12 year old girl.
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me. I'm not impressed by them either!
March 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me. I'm not impressed by them either!
you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government
February 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord.
February 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord.
Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.
February 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sorry I didn't respond to your text right away- when the constant demand of staying connected gets too much for me I throw my phone into the woods. That weird text you got earlier was from a possum. Sorry if she was rude.
The brain worms live rent free in my skull and the LEAST they could do I process my table scraps into compost for my humble window garden 🥺
February 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The brain worms live rent free in my skull and the LEAST they could do I process my table scraps into compost for my humble window garden 🥺
"Dirt Cheap" is an oxymoron and I ain't no ox moron, you greedy dirt goblins! You hear me?! Stop surge pricing dirt!
February 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"Dirt Cheap" is an oxymoron and I ain't no ox moron, you greedy dirt goblins! You hear me?! Stop surge pricing dirt!
The world is dark and medieval, so I'm returning to my pesant roots and starting a garden in my apartment.
February 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The world is dark and medieval, so I'm returning to my pesant roots and starting a garden in my apartment.
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Here’s a brochure version you can freely download, print, and distribute physically:
www.canva.com/design/DAGdx...
Supposedly the work around to the printer tracking is using a 100% black and white printer, but I’m not completely sure.
www.canva.com/design/DAGdx...
Supposedly the work around to the printer tracking is using a 100% black and white printer, but I’m not completely sure.
February 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Here’s a brochure version you can freely download, print, and distribute physically:
www.canva.com/design/DAGdx...
Supposedly the work around to the printer tracking is using a 100% black and white printer, but I’m not completely sure.
www.canva.com/design/DAGdx...
Supposedly the work around to the printer tracking is using a 100% black and white printer, but I’m not completely sure.
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Them: So, how are you handling the stress?
Me: my eyelashes are graying...I didn't think they could DO that.
Me: my eyelashes are graying...I didn't think they could DO that.
February 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Them: So, how are you handling the stress?
Me: my eyelashes are graying...I didn't think they could DO that.
Me: my eyelashes are graying...I didn't think they could DO that.
Fun is how you put yourself back together to face the horrors. And with skill, fun can be how you unpick the horrors as they try to horrify you.
So while I continue fighting, I am also challenging myself to not loose my heart.
So while I continue fighting, I am also challenging myself to not loose my heart.
February 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fun is how you put yourself back together to face the horrors. And with skill, fun can be how you unpick the horrors as they try to horrify you.
So while I continue fighting, I am also challenging myself to not loose my heart.
So while I continue fighting, I am also challenging myself to not loose my heart.
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Wish this would stop being relatable.
a man is standing in front of a sliding glass door and says i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sliding glass door and says i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread
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January 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wish this would stop being relatable.
February 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
