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Darryl W Perry
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Activist, author, 3L at Seattle U School of Law
https://toasterlicense.com/
https://fpp.cc/pro
During class last night, the professor and about the difference between the torts of assault & battery.
Me: "battery is when you hit someone with a deli sandwich, and assault is when you miss"
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I just ate a gogurt, and the cats were very interested. I think they thought I ate one of their Churru treats.
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Perry's Simplified Rules of Order is now available on Kindle, and will soon be available in hardcopy!

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Perry's Simplified Rules of Order
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November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Today marks the 25th anniversary of the last time all humans were on earth! dailygalaxy.com/2025/05/octo...
October 31, 2000: The Final Day All Humans Were on Earth — Before Everything Changed
October 31, 2000 marked a moment unlike any other in human history. Since that day, no one has ever been solely on Earth.
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October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trump: I don't think we're gonna necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people. Okay? We're gonna kill them. They're gonna be, like, dead
October 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Excerpt from today's readings
October 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Birch Aquarium has a Home Depot skeleton
October 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Some dude decided to interupt a Psych 210 class at the University of Washington with H*tler salutes and yelling the r-word at the class. He was promptly chased out of the building, across Red Square, pepper-sprayed and very litely assaulted.
He then played victim of a 30-on-1 attack.
October 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I decided to ask Google's AI a question
October 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Interesting that different .gov websites have different wording about the shutdown.

PS
Far-Right Republicans (not Democrats or the Radical Left) have majorities in both houses of Congress!
October 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Republicans are sharing this as some kind of claim that "Democrats are trying to sneak Medicaid for illegals into the budget".
FACT CHECK: The section 71109 being referenced is in the bill formerly known as the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act"!
October 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
tRump has also made use of an autopen, but decided to replace Biden's official portrait in the White House with a picture of an autopen
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Mario Guevara, a prominent Atlanta journalist, was arrested for livestreaming policy activity during a No Kings protest in June. Now, an immigration board has re-opened his case, which was closed 13 years ago, and issued a final removal order. He could be deported at any minute.
Free Mario Guevara
ICE detained journalist Mario Guevara for over 100 days for his reporting, despite orders that he be released on bond. Now, an immigration board has issued a final removal order - and he could be depo...
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September 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"This complaint stands unmistakably and inexcusably athwart the requirements of Rule 8. This action will begin, will continue, and will end in accord with the rules of procedure and in a professional and dignified manner."
"As every lawyer knows (or is presumed to know), a complaint is not a public forum ... to rage against an adversary. A complaint is not a megaphone for public relations or a podium for a passionate oration at a political rally or the functional equivalent of the Hyde Park Speakers’ Corner."
September 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"As every lawyer knows (or is presumed to know), a complaint is not a public forum ... to rage against an adversary. A complaint is not a megaphone for public relations or a podium for a passionate oration at a political rally or the functional equivalent of the Hyde Park Speakers’ Corner."
September 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Friday is National Concussion Awareness Day.
Your donation will directly support the CLF HelpLine, a free resource that connects individuals with one-on-one guidance, hope, and help during recovery. give.concussionfoundation.org/fundraiser/6...
Make it Visible, Keep it Free
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September 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This appears to be a step in the right direction; however I'm unconvinced this will have any affect on LPNH's conduct.
September 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Would this apply to someone on the ISS?
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Just a normal birthday card and not anything strange about it, nope nothing strange at all
/s
September 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by Darryl W Perry
Donald Trump keeps on losing.
US Court of Appeals for Second Circuit has upheld E. Jean Carroll's $88.3 million defamation verdict against Trump (deriding her for her accusations of sexual assault) in a 70-page unanimous per curiam ruling.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can someone do the thing already?
I think postmodern fascism is going to be the ideology of the 21st century. Killing for the sake of killing, because everybody vaguely remembers that killing is what important people, and we all want to be important. Acting out a cargo cult of the 20th century, without reason or meaning.
Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
September 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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