Darth Altius
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I was a liker, not a tweeter at the old place. Perhaps I’ll spread my wings here. On Wisconsin.
“Boone Niederhofer” is definitely the guy coming up with the cringiest jokes at Midnight Yell
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
“Boone Niederhofer” is definitely the guy coming up with the cringiest jokes at Midnight Yell
Ghost of Earl Anthony is next level
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Ghost of Earl Anthony is next level
Gin Time, indeed
February 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Gin Time, indeed
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“Just find Chicago and look up” also applies to the NL Central standings the past 5 years
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
“Just find Chicago and look up” also applies to the NL Central standings the past 5 years
yep this one exactly
January 27, 2026 at 12:52 AM
yep this one exactly
apropos of nothing but the phrase “viscosity and thermal breakdown” is forever stuck in my head thanks to old castrol ads.
do i know what it means? no. will i learn what it means? no. but it will always be rattling around.
do i know what it means? no. will i learn what it means? no. but it will always be rattling around.
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
apropos of nothing but the phrase “viscosity and thermal breakdown” is forever stuck in my head thanks to old castrol ads.
do i know what it means? no. will i learn what it means? no. but it will always be rattling around.
do i know what it means? no. will i learn what it means? no. but it will always be rattling around.
previous alt text was wrong, didn’t look at the pic closely and got confused about which of the rose bowl wins over ucla
January 27, 2026 at 12:27 AM
previous alt text was wrong, didn’t look at the pic closely and got confused about which of the rose bowl wins over ucla
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