Darth Altius
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I was a liker, not a tweeter at the old place. Perhaps I’ll spread my wings here. On Wisconsin.
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Dame to Giannis after his three-point contest win: "Did you place something on Kalshi?"
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February 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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<NBA All-Star Game Commercial>
🎶 Everybody wants to rule🎶
<My brain, coping with seeing it for the 843,926th time>
THE WORLD
🎶 Everybody wants to rule🎶
<My brain, coping with seeing it for the 843,926th time>
THE WORLD
February 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
<NBA All-Star Game Commercial>
🎶 Everybody wants to rule🎶
<My brain, coping with seeing it for the 843,926th time>
THE WORLD
🎶 Everybody wants to rule🎶
<My brain, coping with seeing it for the 843,926th time>
THE WORLD
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Midwest dads when we get a week of 40s following a cold snap.
We’ve got a sleeveless cross-country skier, surely making NFL offensive linemen proud
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Midwest dads when we get a week of 40s following a cold snap.
this guy was almost the mvp?
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
this guy was almost the mvp?
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Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Children today will never know the thrill of the Bud Bowl. I swear there were years I cared about the outcome more than that of the actual Super Bowl.
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Remembering the Lindsay Vonn/Tiger Woods era and the top five Hot Mess Tiger photo it generated
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Remembering the Lindsay Vonn/Tiger Woods era and the top five Hot Mess Tiger photo it generated
giannis come on man
February 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
giannis come on man
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From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
From the Epstein documents: The FBI having to Google where Wisconsin is???
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“Just find Chicago and look up” also applies to the NL Central standings the past 5 years
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
“Just find Chicago and look up” also applies to the NL Central standings the past 5 years
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By Dan McQuade: “Don’t put poison in your mouth,” and other great tips from ’80s and ’90s trading cards
“Don’t Put Poison In Your Mouth,” And Other Great Tips From ’80s And ’90s Trading Cards | Defector
A player can look good on the front of his card, but it’s what’s on the back that matters. That’s where the player’s stats and accomplishments appear, and where the bigger story of their career…
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January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
By Dan McQuade: “Don’t put poison in your mouth,” and other great tips from ’80s and ’90s trading cards
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If at some point the Brewers start Caleb Durbin at 3B + Jett Williams at SS in a MLB game, they would be the 1st team to start a 3B & SS both 5 ft 7 in or shorter in a game since:
7/8/1933 Reds
SS Sparky Adams, 5 ft 5 in
3B Andy High, 5 ft 6 in
(Inspired by @cespedesbbq.bsky.social convo)
7/8/1933 Reds
SS Sparky Adams, 5 ft 5 in
3B Andy High, 5 ft 6 in
(Inspired by @cespedesbbq.bsky.social convo)
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If at some point the Brewers start Caleb Durbin at 3B + Jett Williams at SS in a MLB game, they would be the 1st team to start a 3B & SS both 5 ft 7 in or shorter in a game since:
7/8/1933 Reds
SS Sparky Adams, 5 ft 5 in
3B Andy High, 5 ft 6 in
(Inspired by @cespedesbbq.bsky.social convo)
7/8/1933 Reds
SS Sparky Adams, 5 ft 5 in
3B Andy High, 5 ft 6 in
(Inspired by @cespedesbbq.bsky.social convo)
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If this truly Is It for Giannis, I don’t think I can get mad about the era ending. Re-signed to stay multiple times, won a title in a small market in a big market league, and was an amazing presence in the community. Just please don’t botch the return.
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
If this truly Is It for Giannis, I don’t think I can get mad about the era ending. Re-signed to stay multiple times, won a title in a small market in a big market league, and was an amazing presence in the community. Just please don’t botch the return.
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January 27, 1989: The Tom Chambers dunk.
Chambers had 36 PTS (14-22 FG)/9 REB and Phoenix teammate Kevin Johnson had 18 PTS/15 AST in a 132-130 Suns victory over the Knicks. Patrick Ewing had 33 PTS/10 REB and Mark Jackson had 22 PTS/9 AST for New York.
Chambers had 36 PTS (14-22 FG)/9 REB and Phoenix teammate Kevin Johnson had 18 PTS/15 AST in a 132-130 Suns victory over the Knicks. Patrick Ewing had 33 PTS/10 REB and Mark Jackson had 22 PTS/9 AST for New York.
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 PM
January 27, 1989: The Tom Chambers dunk.
Chambers had 36 PTS (14-22 FG)/9 REB and Phoenix teammate Kevin Johnson had 18 PTS/15 AST in a 132-130 Suns victory over the Knicks. Patrick Ewing had 33 PTS/10 REB and Mark Jackson had 22 PTS/9 AST for New York.
Chambers had 36 PTS (14-22 FG)/9 REB and Phoenix teammate Kevin Johnson had 18 PTS/15 AST in a 132-130 Suns victory over the Knicks. Patrick Ewing had 33 PTS/10 REB and Mark Jackson had 22 PTS/9 AST for New York.
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the patriots are going to make the Super Bowl because a backup qb decided to throw a backwards chest pass. not great!
January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the patriots are going to make the Super Bowl because a backup qb decided to throw a backwards chest pass. not great!
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You’ve never see a more random group of celebrities lip syncing Let It Be.
Every new person will surprise delight surprise you 🥴🥴🤭🤭
Part 1 of 2
Every new person will surprise delight surprise you 🥴🥴🤭🤭
Part 1 of 2
January 25, 2026 at 4:02 AM
You’ve never see a more random group of celebrities lip syncing Let It Be.
Every new person will surprise delight surprise you 🥴🥴🤭🤭
Part 1 of 2
Every new person will surprise delight surprise you 🥴🥴🤭🤭
Part 1 of 2
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
The year is 2031. The Brewers have traded Jacob Misiorowski to the Phillies for a minor league arm and a 4-foot-10 infielder. They somehow win 91 games before getting turbo-swept in the playoffs.
Stadium parking remains plentiful.
Stadium parking remains plentiful.
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The year is 2031. The Brewers have traded Jacob Misiorowski to the Phillies for a minor league arm and a 4-foot-10 infielder. They somehow win 91 games before getting turbo-swept in the playoffs.
Stadium parking remains plentiful.
Stadium parking remains plentiful.
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
Did this fine annual tradition make me laugh out loud multiple times? Yes, yes it did.
January 20, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Did this fine annual tradition make me laugh out loud multiple times? Yes, yes it did.
maybe the most incredible sports title i’ve seen in my life?
January 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
maybe the most incredible sports title i’ve seen in my life?