Darth Moz
@darthmoz.bsky.social
I am he who is not you but instead is just myself.
And before you get excited, I hate both US political parties.
#OptimisticNihilist - We’re all screwed so let’s at least enjoy the ride.
And before you get excited, I hate both US political parties.
#OptimisticNihilist - We’re all screwed so let’s at least enjoy the ride.
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Darth Moz
@darthmoz.bsky.social
· Jan 30
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
Sometimes you should ask what your 16 year old self would think of what you’re doing with your life.
And then think about what advice that 16 year old would give you.
And then think about what advice that 16 year old would give you.
You go out on your back.
Them’s the old school rules, kids.
Love him or hate him, John Cena followed the time honored tradition.
Them’s the old school rules, kids.
Love him or hate him, John Cena followed the time honored tradition.
Triple H responds to criticism of John Cena losing his final WWE match:
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Triple H Responds To Criticism Of John Cena Losing Final WWE Match - WrestleTalk
Triple H has responded to criticism of him booking John Cena to lose to GUNTHER in Cena's WWE retirement match.
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December 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
You go out on your back.
Them’s the old school rules, kids.
Love him or hate him, John Cena followed the time honored tradition.
Them’s the old school rules, kids.
Love him or hate him, John Cena followed the time honored tradition.
Annual reminder that the Andy Reid and the Chiefs enabled Brit Reid’s drinking and he almost killed a family while driving drunk after leaving their training facility.
He only served 16 months of a 3-year sentence.
Fuck the Chiefs.
He only served 16 months of a 3-year sentence.
Fuck the Chiefs.
It’s official: the Kansas City Chiefs will miss the playoffs after three straight Super Bowl appearances 👀
Is their dynasty over for the foreseeable future?
Is their dynasty over for the foreseeable future?
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Annual reminder that the Andy Reid and the Chiefs enabled Brit Reid’s drinking and he almost killed a family while driving drunk after leaving their training facility.
He only served 16 months of a 3-year sentence.
Fuck the Chiefs.
He only served 16 months of a 3-year sentence.
Fuck the Chiefs.
Oh, Pittsburgh.
Keep it up.
Dump Trump.
Keep it up.
Dump Trump.
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Oh, Pittsburgh.
Keep it up.
Dump Trump.
Keep it up.
Dump Trump.
Remember when overturning Roe vs. Wade was about protecting states’ rights?
December 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Remember when overturning Roe vs. Wade was about protecting states’ rights?
Pete Rose should have been in long ago.
Considering how tied all major league sports are now to legalized gambling sites, it’s fn ridiculous.
Considering how tied all major league sports are now to legalized gambling sites, it’s fn ridiculous.
“Do Pete's statistics say that he should be in? Yeah. But I think character has a lot to do with it”
He’s 2 years away from his debut on the Hall of Fame ballot. So is baseball ready for Pete Rose, Hall of Famer?
@TylerKepner.bluesky.social and I wrote about that!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
He’s 2 years away from his debut on the Hall of Fame ballot. So is baseball ready for Pete Rose, Hall of Famer?
@TylerKepner.bluesky.social and I wrote about that!
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Is baseball ready for Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame? Surveying people in the game
We asked prominent people in the sport whether Rose belongs in the Hall of Fame. The answers were as conflicted as you would expect.
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pete Rose should have been in long ago.
Considering how tied all major league sports are now to legalized gambling sites, it’s fn ridiculous.
Considering how tied all major league sports are now to legalized gambling sites, it’s fn ridiculous.
How the actual fuck did South Park get away with S28 E5 tonight???
Holy shit.
So many disturbing but absolutely amazing things happened.
Holy shit.
So many disturbing but absolutely amazing things happened.
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
How the actual fuck did South Park get away with S28 E5 tonight???
Holy shit.
So many disturbing but absolutely amazing things happened.
Holy shit.
So many disturbing but absolutely amazing things happened.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
Remember folks… Overturning Roe vs. Wade was based on “state’s right”.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Remember folks… Overturning Roe vs. Wade was based on “state’s right”.
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What if….
The Sweet’s “The Ballroom Blitz”, Elton John’s “Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting”, and Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” were all about the same night and incident?
The Sweet’s “The Ballroom Blitz”, Elton John’s “Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting”, and Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” were all about the same night and incident?
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
What if….
The Sweet’s “The Ballroom Blitz”, Elton John’s “Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting”, and Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” were all about the same night and incident?
The Sweet’s “The Ballroom Blitz”, Elton John’s “Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting”, and Carl Douglas’ “Kung Fu Fighting” were all about the same night and incident?
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
And this is a bad thing because?????
Ben Shapiro is warning America that if the Epstein Files are released, it will DESTROY Trump's entire presidency....
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
And this is a bad thing because?????
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Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
My new response to anything said by MAGA-klan folks will be, “You know he raped children, right?”
MAGA: Those illegals gotta go!
Me: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: Tariffs rule!
Me: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: What time is it?
ME: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: Those illegals gotta go!
Me: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: Tariffs rule!
Me: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: What time is it?
ME: You know he raped children, right?
a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with a laptop
ALT: a cartoon of donald trump sitting at a desk with a laptop
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My new response to anything said by MAGA-klan folks will be, “You know he raped children, right?”
MAGA: Those illegals gotta go!
Me: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: Tariffs rule!
Me: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: What time is it?
ME: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: Those illegals gotta go!
Me: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: Tariffs rule!
Me: You know he raped children, right?
MAGA: What time is it?
ME: You know he raped children, right?
Well what do you expect?
The only black men in the room are the busts of Abe Lincoln and Ben Franklin.
The only black men in the room are the busts of Abe Lincoln and Ben Franklin.
This scene perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Trump and corporate CEOs in Trump 2.0. He engages in vehement racist rants, and they chuckle and nod in agreement.
December 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Well what do you expect?
The only black men in the room are the busts of Abe Lincoln and Ben Franklin.
The only black men in the room are the busts of Abe Lincoln and Ben Franklin.
FIFA asked Trump for a guarantee that no players would be deported during the games.
Usually a Trump bribe comes with a request…
Very curious what FIFA has asked Trump to grant them. Any ideas?
Very curious what FIFA has asked Trump to grant them. Any ideas?
Donald Trump said it was 'one of the great honours' of his life to receive Fifa’s inaugural Peace Prize on Friday. on.ft.com/4piJZVf
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
FIFA asked Trump for a guarantee that no players would be deported during the games.
No. The lake is not in international waters.
As the Simpsons taught us, anything is legal in international waters.
As the Simpsons taught us, anything is legal in international waters.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
No. The lake is not in international waters.
As the Simpsons taught us, anything is legal in international waters.
As the Simpsons taught us, anything is legal in international waters.
The perfect grilled cheese doesn’t need butter or (blech) mayo.
Used Raye’s White Lightning spread exactly like butter.
Heated a little butter in my cast iron to just bubbling.
Dropped in sandwich for 2 minutes on each side.
Absolute perfection.
Used Raye’s White Lightning spread exactly like butter.
Heated a little butter in my cast iron to just bubbling.
Dropped in sandwich for 2 minutes on each side.
Absolute perfection.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The perfect grilled cheese doesn’t need butter or (blech) mayo.
Used Raye’s White Lightning spread exactly like butter.
Heated a little butter in my cast iron to just bubbling.
Dropped in sandwich for 2 minutes on each side.
Absolute perfection.
Used Raye’s White Lightning spread exactly like butter.
Heated a little butter in my cast iron to just bubbling.
Dropped in sandwich for 2 minutes on each side.
Absolute perfection.
Years ago an 80-something neighbor joked to my mom about just walking into the woods on a winter day.
About a week later, she did it.
Left her house, walked about a mile to a river bank, sat down on a fallen tree in the snow, and that was it.
Police searched all night and found her the next morning.
About a week later, she did it.
Left her house, walked about a mile to a river bank, sat down on a fallen tree in the snow, and that was it.
Police searched all night and found her the next morning.
"Walking into the ocean until it swallows me whole" sounds way more appealing than reading the news
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Years ago an 80-something neighbor joked to my mom about just walking into the woods on a winter day.
About a week later, she did it.
Left her house, walked about a mile to a river bank, sat down on a fallen tree in the snow, and that was it.
Police searched all night and found her the next morning.
About a week later, she did it.
Left her house, walked about a mile to a river bank, sat down on a fallen tree in the snow, and that was it.
Police searched all night and found her the next morning.
I’m just picturing Jesus standing in the Temple with the tax collectors, turning to the Apostles, and saying, “Take them out. Take them all out.”
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I’m just picturing Jesus standing in the Temple with the tax collectors, turning to the Apostles, and saying, “Take them out. Take them all out.”
War criminal?
Mass murderer?
Either way, this fucker needs to go to jail.
Mass murderer?
Either way, this fucker needs to go to jail.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
War criminal?
Mass murderer?
Either way, this fucker needs to go to jail.
Mass murderer?
Either way, this fucker needs to go to jail.
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I’m guessing it’s a 50/50 chance the pipe bomber technically is pardoned already, based on how poorly worded and broadly defined Trump’s mass pardon of the January 6th insurrectionists was.
I’m guessing it’s a 50/50 chance the pipe bomber technically is pardoned already, based on how poorly worded and broadly defined Trump’s mass pardon of the January 6th insurrectionists was.
I’m guessing it’s a 50/50 chance the pipe bomber gets a pardon, based on what letter comes after his name.
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Edited and fixed:
I’m guessing it’s a 50/50 chance the pipe bomber technically is pardoned already, based on how poorly worded and broadly defined Trump’s mass pardon of the January 6th insurrectionists was.
I’m guessing it’s a 50/50 chance the pipe bomber technically is pardoned already, based on how poorly worded and broadly defined Trump’s mass pardon of the January 6th insurrectionists was.
Says the man whose boss pardoned Jan 6 insurrectionists and possibly the pipe bomb suspect because the pardon is worded to cast a wide net of non-culpability.
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Says the man whose boss pardoned Jan 6 insurrectionists and possibly the pipe bomb suspect because the pardon is worded to cast a wide net of non-culpability.
Narrator:
But they weren’t.
But they weren’t.
Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Narrator:
But they weren’t.
But they weren’t.
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The Max Headroom Christmas Special must be seen to be believed.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
Max Headroom's Giant Christmas Turkey 1986
YouTube video by TV Time Machine
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December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Max Headroom Christmas Special must be seen to be believed.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.