Darth Putin
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
By making Kremlin so upset that Zakharova took a long swig from the bottle and had twitter ban Prez
And all the master strategy too.
And all the master strategy too.
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
By making Kremlin so upset that Zakharova took a long swig from the bottle and had twitter ban Prez
And all the master strategy too.
And all the master strategy too.
What in the obvious distraction from the Epstein files is Donald doing?
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
What in the obvious distraction from the Epstein files is Donald doing?
Apparently the idea that revolutions tend to eat their own is not a concept this genius considered when proposing this.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Apparently the idea that revolutions tend to eat their own is not a concept this genius considered when proposing this.
Anyone else want to reply to him all the times my tankies said similar?
You demonstrate similar knowledge with your other point. But if war crimes are your thing, we are recruiting.
You demonstrate similar knowledge with your other point. But if war crimes are your thing, we are recruiting.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Anyone else want to reply to him all the times my tankies said similar?
You demonstrate similar knowledge with your other point. But if war crimes are your thing, we are recruiting.
You demonstrate similar knowledge with your other point. But if war crimes are your thing, we are recruiting.
OTD in 2021 General Gerasimov said Russia had no plans to invade Ukraine.
So you can believe that we won't re-invade after we stop what we said we wouldn't start.
So you can believe that we won't re-invade after we stop what we said we wouldn't start.
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
OTD in 2021 General Gerasimov said Russia had no plans to invade Ukraine.
So you can believe that we won't re-invade after we stop what we said we wouldn't start.
So you can believe that we won't re-invade after we stop what we said we wouldn't start.
If you want to know what Donald will say tomorrow, listen to what Kremlin says today.
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you want to know what Donald will say tomorrow, listen to what Kremlin says today.
OTD in 1939 USSR requested Nazi German assistance in a blockading Finland by supplying soviet submarines assigned to the task.
The sort of thing one ally would request of another.
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The sort of thing one ally would request of another.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
OTD in 1939 USSR requested Nazi German assistance in a blockading Finland by supplying soviet submarines assigned to the task.
The sort of thing one ally would request of another.
👓📖👇
The sort of thing one ally would request of another.
👓📖👇
I have ordered economy to accelerate immediately. If economy fails to reach global rates, economy will be arrested and economists will fall out window.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I have ordered economy to accelerate immediately. If economy fails to reach global rates, economy will be arrested and economists will fall out window.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Once again, Russia and USA are allies. Although this time we are fighting to put Nazis back in power.
Which is a nuance.
Which is a nuance.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Once again, Russia and USA are allies. Although this time we are fighting to put Nazis back in power.
Which is a nuance.
Which is a nuance.
OTD in 2021 your Prez said claims that Russia would invade Ukraine are a "provocation".
Which is why you can believe we will stop what we said we would not even start.
Which is why you can believe we will stop what we said we would not even start.
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
OTD in 2021 your Prez said claims that Russia would invade Ukraine are a "provocation".
Which is why you can believe we will stop what we said we would not even start.
Which is why you can believe we will stop what we said we would not even start.
OTD in 2016 your Prez predicted that my retirement would consist of travel, either to conquered territories or war crimes trials.
This was solid prediction.
This was solid prediction.
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
OTD in 2016 your Prez predicted that my retirement would consist of travel, either to conquered territories or war crimes trials.
This was solid prediction.
This was solid prediction.
Been 4 years since leading military analyst & Trump's future children's rights commissioner Scott Ritter informed us that Russian plans to invade Ukraine exist only in US & NATO imagination
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Been 4 years since leading military analyst & Trump's future children's rights commissioner Scott Ritter informed us that Russian plans to invade Ukraine exist only in US & NATO imagination
I want you to promise Prez you'll completely revise your worldview and drastically change your media consumption habits when January gets here and the invasion of Venezuela still hasn't happened.
Apparently that's how this works.
Apparently that's how this works.
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I want you to promise Prez you'll completely revise your worldview and drastically change your media consumption habits when January gets here and the invasion of Venezuela still hasn't happened.
Apparently that's how this works.
Apparently that's how this works.
OTD in 1999 the Russian air force dropped leaflets on Gronzy saying anyone, civilians or otherwise, who remained in the city would be killed.
And no, BBC didn't call this an escalation either.
And no, BBC didn't call this an escalation either.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
OTD in 1999 the Russian air force dropped leaflets on Gronzy saying anyone, civilians or otherwise, who remained in the city would be killed.
And no, BBC didn't call this an escalation either.
And no, BBC didn't call this an escalation either.
OTD in 2021 my parody embassy in DC informed us that US claims on Russia's plans to invade Ukraine proved to be false.
Which is why you can believe we want peace now
Which is why you can believe we want peace now
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
OTD in 2021 my parody embassy in DC informed us that US claims on Russia's plans to invade Ukraine proved to be false.
Which is why you can believe we want peace now
Which is why you can believe we want peace now
OTD in 1994 Russia signed the Budapest memo, guaranteeing Ukraine's territorial integrity in exchange for their nukes, 44 Ukrainian Tu-22 heavy bombers and 1,068 Kh-55 cruise missiles.
Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.
Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
OTD in 1994 Russia signed the Budapest memo, guaranteeing Ukraine's territorial integrity in exchange for their nukes, 44 Ukrainian Tu-22 heavy bombers and 1,068 Kh-55 cruise missiles.
Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.
Which have been fired at Ukraine in this war.
OTD in 2003 two Rwandan journalists were given life sentences & a third got 30 years. Their crime? "Inciting genocide".
There are a number of "journalists" today who should be genuinely worried by this precedent. Tell Prez your favorite candidate below.
There are a number of "journalists" today who should be genuinely worried by this precedent. Tell Prez your favorite candidate below.
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
OTD in 2003 two Rwandan journalists were given life sentences & a third got 30 years. Their crime? "Inciting genocide".
There are a number of "journalists" today who should be genuinely worried by this precedent. Tell Prez your favorite candidate below.
There are a number of "journalists" today who should be genuinely worried by this precedent. Tell Prez your favorite candidate below.
Donald. Even more anti-woke than Medvedev.
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Donald. Even more anti-woke than Medvedev.
I remain a master strategist.
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I remain a master strategist.
OTD in 2012 the siege of the Palestinian refugee camp of Yarmouk began. Assad forces, backed by Russia, cut off all food and used starvation as a weapon.
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
OTD in 2012 the siege of the Palestinian refugee camp of Yarmouk began. Assad forces, backed by Russia, cut off all food and used starvation as a weapon.
According to BBC, defending yourself is an escalation.
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
According to BBC, defending yourself is an escalation.
There's a range of spiderweb and flamingo products too.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
There's a range of spiderweb and flamingo products too.
The "Peace talks" are good time to learn how to negotiate like Master Strategist from newest book “Darth Putin Guide to Master Strategy”. And help our charity too. Plus there's a discount for xmas.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The "Peace talks" are good time to learn how to negotiate like Master Strategist from newest book “Darth Putin Guide to Master Strategy”. And help our charity too. Plus there's a discount for xmas.
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OTD in 2013 CIA began its “coup” by sending group of unarmed students to repeatedly headbutt the batons & boots of peaceful riot policemen so as to start Euromaidan so Nyland could give them cookies.
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
OTD in 2013 CIA began its “coup” by sending group of unarmed students to repeatedly headbutt the batons & boots of peaceful riot policemen so as to start Euromaidan so Nyland could give them cookies.