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News, politics, scandals, banter and general nonsense. Open to bribery/corruption etc.
She / her / Madam Tractor
If some American creep sent me three bundles of $25,000 I imagine I’d remember it but that’s just me
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 AM
If some American creep sent me three bundles of $25,000 I imagine I’d remember it but that’s just me
If Copperfield can’t make it go away it doesn’t auger well for the others
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
If Copperfield can’t make it go away it doesn’t auger well for the others
The very next sentences:
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 AM
The very next sentences:
A little Friday fib from Sussan to close out the week
January 30, 2026 at 2:04 AM
A little Friday fib from Sussan to close out the week
It goes on and on in a similar vein
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
It goes on and on in a similar vein
Former PM Scott Morrison is boasting on Facebook about meeting ICC-wanted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu.
Here’s a snapshot of the replies.
Here’s a snapshot of the replies.
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Former PM Scott Morrison is boasting on Facebook about meeting ICC-wanted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu.
Here’s a snapshot of the replies.
Here’s a snapshot of the replies.
Congrats to whoever sent Arianna Levy to report on the Queensland flooding
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Congrats to whoever sent Arianna Levy to report on the Queensland flooding
Scomo and Jen are in Jerusalem for some photo opportunities and an antisemitism conference
January 24, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Scomo and Jen are in Jerusalem for some photo opportunities and an antisemitism conference
January 20, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Why is everyone dancing around the fact there is only one deal-maker with the nous to deliver peace in the Middle East?
January 19, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Why is everyone dancing around the fact there is only one deal-maker with the nous to deliver peace in the Middle East?
Nice of Premier Pete to sling a pineapple Dr Randa’s way
January 16, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Nice of Premier Pete to sling a pineapple Dr Randa’s way
Wye River camper, Patrice, said she and others had been complaining to Optus that their phones had been down for three days prior to today’s flash floods.
“We were in a bushfire-prone zone and we needed our phones … we didn't get the [weather] warning notification because our phones were down.”
“We were in a bushfire-prone zone and we needed our phones … we didn't get the [weather] warning notification because our phones were down.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Wye River camper, Patrice, said she and others had been complaining to Optus that their phones had been down for three days prior to today’s flash floods.
“We were in a bushfire-prone zone and we needed our phones … we didn't get the [weather] warning notification because our phones were down.”
“We were in a bushfire-prone zone and we needed our phones … we didn't get the [weather] warning notification because our phones were down.”
Another car washing into the sea at Wye River today after flash flooding.
Video by Indi MacKenzie
Video by Indi MacKenzie
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Another car washing into the sea at Wye River today after flash flooding.
Video by Indi MacKenzie
Video by Indi MacKenzie
“You can’t park there, mate.”
Video (and commentary gold) by Luke Day, FB.
Video (and commentary gold) by Luke Day, FB.
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
“You can’t park there, mate.”
Video (and commentary gold) by Luke Day, FB.
Video (and commentary gold) by Luke Day, FB.
Cars being washed towards the sea at Wye River this afternoon, less than a week after the Victorian town was evacuated due to nearby fires.
Video via Luke Day on FB.
Video via Luke Day on FB.
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Cars being washed towards the sea at Wye River this afternoon, less than a week after the Victorian town was evacuated due to nearby fires.
Video via Luke Day on FB.
Video via Luke Day on FB.
The Great Ocean Road is closed in both directions between Skenes Creek and Wye River due to flooding.
The entire area was evacuated less than a week ago due to fires.
The entire area was evacuated less than a week ago due to fires.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The Great Ocean Road is closed in both directions between Skenes Creek and Wye River due to flooding.
The entire area was evacuated less than a week ago due to fires.
The entire area was evacuated less than a week ago due to fires.
David Shoebridge: “The legacy of the horrific and appalling violence in Bondi cannot be the undermining of political, civil, and human rights. Or a law that can be weaponised against people who use their conscience to speak out against human rights abuses and atrocities in this country, or overseas”
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
David Shoebridge: “The legacy of the horrific and appalling violence in Bondi cannot be the undermining of political, civil, and human rights. Or a law that can be weaponised against people who use their conscience to speak out against human rights abuses and atrocities in this country, or overseas”
Albanese notes that while Victoria is burning, far North Queensland is flooding, adding:
“The last time I was at the Bendigo Centre, it was to deal with floods in Victoria. A short time later, I'm back and it's to deal with the opposite - fires that have been devastating.”
Any genius know why?
“The last time I was at the Bendigo Centre, it was to deal with floods in Victoria. A short time later, I'm back and it's to deal with the opposite - fires that have been devastating.”
Any genius know why?
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Albanese notes that while Victoria is burning, far North Queensland is flooding, adding:
“The last time I was at the Bendigo Centre, it was to deal with floods in Victoria. A short time later, I'm back and it's to deal with the opposite - fires that have been devastating.”
Any genius know why?
“The last time I was at the Bendigo Centre, it was to deal with floods in Victoria. A short time later, I'm back and it's to deal with the opposite - fires that have been devastating.”
Any genius know why?
NSW councils to receive enhanced powers to shut down prayer venues, ABC is reporting
January 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
NSW councils to receive enhanced powers to shut down prayer venues, ABC is reporting
Statement from the Australian National Imams Council (ANIC), which described the incident as a white-supremacist hate crime:
January 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Statement from the Australian National Imams Council (ANIC), which described the incident as a white-supremacist hate crime: