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Scormsy
@dastormz.bsky.social
Texan in PA
I asked a question in my microbio class today and it ended in how you shouldn’t stick yogurt in your vagina. 🥰🥰
March 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Just realized I can take the MCAT in 2 years and I’m absolutely spiraling. 😭😭😭
March 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I was repotting my plants after smoking and I momentarily thought my snake plant grew carrots.
March 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Honestly embarrassing for Jesus that Tik Tok rose from the dead in under a day, absolutely blew his world record out of the water.
January 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
not having a 24 hour pharmacy in town should be a crime.
December 20, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
i’m glad my college doesn’t charge for student IDs bc i got 4 new IDs just this semester bc i constantly misplace them. 🥴
December 12, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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When you ask Italian’s about Luigi Mangione
December 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
hold up. the bag had monopoly money in it?? 😭
December 9, 2024 at 6:34 PM
yeah my man got the whole 20% 😌
I just found out that around 20% of the neanderthal genome still exists today in living people!!

No individual person has more than 3 or 4% but we don't all have the same bits. If you add up all the bits we've found, about a fifth of the Neanderthal genome is still present on earth today.
December 5, 2024 at 11:29 PM
i been on a shiny drought for a while on pokémon go.

then caught this bad boy. 🥹
December 4, 2024 at 5:35 PM
love seeing all these posts about drake rn bc i’m on the city bus and the bus driver is playing “not like us” 💀
November 27, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I have been second guessing my field of study which is really bumming me out as in January I will be starting my second semester as a sophomore. I have always wanted to work in forensics my entire life, specifically as a pathologist. It was always such a sure thing… (1/?) #Forensky #Forensics
November 27, 2024 at 7:13 AM
everyone just gonna have to accept crochet gifts from now on, i’m tired of spending so much money.
January 10, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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If you see something (a mushroom) say something (“look, a mushroom”)
January 8, 2024 at 5:31 PM
i’m so happy in my relationship so now i need to start a fight to keep him on his toes.
December 28, 2023 at 1:37 AM