Dave Bailey
@dave-bailey.bsky.social
Left wing lunatic. The Simple Skeptic on YouTube. Contrary to popular opinion, I am not the antichrist. But he has me on speed dial. Warning: I fucking swear a lot.
When people say "The ICE agent was just doing his job", they're correct. As an ICE agent, his job is to terrorise people into submission, and indiscriminately kill anyone he wishes.
January 8, 2026 at 8:15 AM
When people say "The ICE agent was just doing his job", they're correct. As an ICE agent, his job is to terrorise people into submission, and indiscriminately kill anyone he wishes.
Someone asked what I knew about fossil dating. I said that I would take her to a place that played rock music.
I may have misunderstood the question.
I may have misunderstood the question.
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Someone asked what I knew about fossil dating. I said that I would take her to a place that played rock music.
I may have misunderstood the question.
I may have misunderstood the question.
Time to close them. IYKYK
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Time to close them. IYKYK
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Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.
I want to go on record as saying that I have no problem with invading a country and kidnapping a tyrannical fascist murderer who... Wait, what? Shit, wrong country.
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I want to go on record as saying that I have no problem with invading a country and kidnapping a tyrannical fascist murderer who... Wait, what? Shit, wrong country.
My alter-ego
youtu.be/DRVdmXtbL74
youtu.be/DRVdmXtbL74
Swearing about swearing
YouTube video by The Simple Skeptic
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January 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
My alter-ego
youtu.be/DRVdmXtbL74
youtu.be/DRVdmXtbL74
Now the question is: did he make enough money from the fraud to buy another pardon?
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Now the question is: did he make enough money from the fraud to buy another pardon?
Just a semi-regular reminder...
December 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Just a semi-regular reminder...
The existence of refrigerators implies the existence of things that were once frigerated, and then unfrigerated, and now need to be refrigerated.
Things like this keep me up at night.
Things like this keep me up at night.
December 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The existence of refrigerators implies the existence of things that were once frigerated, and then unfrigerated, and now need to be refrigerated.
Things like this keep me up at night.
Things like this keep me up at night.
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Without HRT it's just cismas.
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Monica- "Do you know where your glasses are?"
Me- Takes cursory look around, sees them, "Right there."
Monica- "Yes, but do you know where I found them?"
Me- "Yes, right where I left them."
Monica- "And where was that?"
Me- "Right where you found them."
I don't see where I was wrong.
Me- Takes cursory look around, sees them, "Right there."
Monica- "Yes, but do you know where I found them?"
Me- "Yes, right where I left them."
Monica- "And where was that?"
Me- "Right where you found them."
I don't see where I was wrong.
December 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Monica- "Do you know where your glasses are?"
Me- Takes cursory look around, sees them, "Right there."
Monica- "Yes, but do you know where I found them?"
Me- "Yes, right where I left them."
Monica- "And where was that?"
Me- "Right where you found them."
I don't see where I was wrong.
Me- Takes cursory look around, sees them, "Right there."
Monica- "Yes, but do you know where I found them?"
Me- "Yes, right where I left them."
Monica- "And where was that?"
Me- "Right where you found them."
I don't see where I was wrong.
If any magat tries to defend the upcoming war, ask them what land Venezuela 'stole' from America, and when. For an extra bit of fun, ask them to find Venezuela on an unmarked map.
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If any magat tries to defend the upcoming war, ask them what land Venezuela 'stole' from America, and when. For an extra bit of fun, ask them to find Venezuela on an unmarked map.
If any magat tries to defend the upcoming war, ask them what land Venezuela 'stole' from America, and when. For an extra bit of fun, ask them to find Venezuela on an unmarked map.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If any magat tries to defend the upcoming war, ask them what land Venezuela 'stole' from America, and when. For an extra bit of fun, ask them to find Venezuela on an unmarked map.
A few JDAMs should do it.
CNN has suddenly discovered Tennessee's Patriot Front compound that was a subject of an extensive NewsChannel 5 investigation back in March. Here is my report: 1/ www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
'This isn't your granddad's KKK.' Inside the hate group expanding its presence in Tennessee
They are the largest hate group in America, wrapping themselves in the red-white-and-blue of the flag, marching into the middle of American cities and claiming to be patriots.
www.newschannel5.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A few JDAMs should do it.
Bill Clinton's VP has had to delay posting his musical compositions on the web. Apparently it doesn't recognise the Al Gore Rhythms.
December 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Bill Clinton's VP has had to delay posting his musical compositions on the web. Apparently it doesn't recognise the Al Gore Rhythms.
If you still support felon47 after today, you are among the more worthless people in history.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If you still support felon47 after today, you are among the more worthless people in history.
If anyone tries to defend the comment that felon47 made about the death of Rob and Michele Reiner, in any way at all, they are pure evil. Don't tell me that he's old and senile, he knew exactly what he said, and his handlers, like adolf miller, did not stop it.
December 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If anyone tries to defend the comment that felon47 made about the death of Rob and Michele Reiner, in any way at all, they are pure evil. Don't tell me that he's old and senile, he knew exactly what he said, and his handlers, like adolf miller, did not stop it.
