it’s on.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/j...

Sometimes, when I work with a group of men, our cycles synchronise, and we all have to go fight in the Somme on the same days.

And then, because this is arguably the most preposterous country on earth, Speaker Lindsay Hoyle says: "Right, thank you everybody. We're going to move on to the ferrets bill if people wish to leave."

There are no cheers. No noise. Silence. I've never seen a victory like it before in my life. This sense of growing recognition and moral responsibility.

It's really telling that Jenrick is the only person who has lowered the tone. Everyone else has been really impressive and thoughtful, on either side.

Robert Jenrick is speaking but I don't see any reason to inflict it on you. Watching him grapple with issues of moral importance is like watching a mop try to use Windows 95.