Dave Holmes
@daveholmes.bsky.social
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
“…because I’m a cretin and a coward!”
January 27, 2026 at 2:13 PM
“…because I’m a cretin and a coward!”
Clear and splendid thoughts from the president of the United States. (And a wonderful bonus from the Fox News chyron.)
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Clear and splendid thoughts from the president of the United States. (And a wonderful bonus from the Fox News chyron.)
This is real. What’s the point of being evil and in charge if you are ALSO THIS CORNY
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This is real. What’s the point of being evil and in charge if you are ALSO THIS CORNY
Please pray that this brave American warrior never encounters a moderately aggressive elevator door.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Please pray that this brave American warrior never encounters a moderately aggressive elevator door.
Snuffy Smith movie when
January 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Snuffy Smith movie when
Third Proclaimer lookin ass
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Third Proclaimer lookin ass
If people do not regularly go to the theater, they forget how to do it and before long they are like “theator: is toilet?” and then when they see a theater they use it as a toilet due to that confusion and I would like to hear more discussion about this because of my high intelligence levels
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If people do not regularly go to the theater, they forget how to do it and before long they are like “theator: is toilet?” and then when they see a theater they use it as a toilet due to that confusion and I would like to hear more discussion about this because of my high intelligence levels
You’d better wise up, Bari Weiss.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You’d better wise up, Bari Weiss.
Susie Wiles is serving Darkest Timeline Elderly Lucy Van Pelt.
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Susie Wiles is serving Darkest Timeline Elderly Lucy Van Pelt.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Hi it’s me your dad
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hi it’s me your dad
I am wearing The Sweater.
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I am wearing The Sweater.
The parallels between Donald Trump’s Truth Social feed and Britney Spears’ Instagram can no longer be ignored.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The parallels between Donald Trump’s Truth Social feed and Britney Spears’ Instagram can no longer be ignored.
XOXO, Gospel Girl
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
XOXO, Gospel Girl
Fox News Channel, 11/18/25, 8:05pm Eastern, seriously.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fox News Channel, 11/18/25, 8:05pm Eastern, seriously.
And now: “everyone are at odds.”
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And now: “everyone are at odds.”
“Hot bed of threats.” “Imbecilic morons.” We are being ruled by the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Hot bed of threats.” “Imbecilic morons.” We are being ruled by the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
The first line of Trump’s obituary will be like “former president, real estate mogul, and guy who made it safe for Americans to use the word ‘cunt’ in reference to males Donald Trump has died.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The first line of Trump’s obituary will be like “former president, real estate mogul, and guy who made it safe for Americans to use the word ‘cunt’ in reference to males Donald Trump has died.”
I'm the only one who sees this? Grow up.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm the only one who sees this? Grow up.
I love that Kim Davis lost, I love that she has to pay the couple’s legal fees, but you cannot make me hate someone who gave the world this:
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love that Kim Davis lost, I love that she has to pay the couple’s legal fees, but you cannot make me hate someone who gave the world this:
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
