Dave Holmes
@daveholmes.bsky.social
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
We should be starting a three-week period of SOME Christmas music and only afterwards should we enter the time of ONLY Christmas music.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We should be starting a three-week period of SOME Christmas music and only afterwards should we enter the time of ONLY Christmas music.
Imagine taking a perfectly good message like “dress like an adult on an airplane” and clunking it up with “because it honors our country.”
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Imagine taking a perfectly good message like “dress like an adult on an airplane” and clunking it up with “because it honors our country.”
Awaiting my harvest. I ain’t paying to read more of that, I’m happy for you tho or sorry that happened
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Awaiting my harvest. I ain’t paying to read more of that, I’m happy for you tho or sorry that happened
Do‘n gerunds with a dropped g like this Truther does with “Fuck’n” is my favorite dumb thing, up there with the superfluous comma between the last adjective and the noun, like “he is a dumb, stupid, communist!”
Truth Social users are not happy with Trump on this one.
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
“A Great Fuck'n Honor??? Have you lost your fucking mind?????”
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do‘n gerunds with a dropped g like this Truther does with “Fuck’n” is my favorite dumb thing, up there with the superfluous comma between the last adjective and the noun, like “he is a dumb, stupid, communist!”
1987 Chess King lookin ass
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
1987 Chess King lookin ass
XOXO, Gospel Girl
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
XOXO, Gospel Girl
Fox News Channel, 11/18/25, 8:05pm Eastern, seriously.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fox News Channel, 11/18/25, 8:05pm Eastern, seriously.
Back when there were TV movies about suburban women losing their grip, they would style them like this in the scene where the family can no longer deny there is a problem.
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Back when there were TV movies about suburban women losing their grip, they would style them like this in the scene where the family can no longer deny there is a problem.
Anybody know why there’s a Gawker logo projected onto the night skies?
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Anybody know why there’s a Gawker logo projected onto the night skies?
You know what’s wild? In a couple of days there’s going to be another week.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You know what’s wild? In a couple of days there’s going to be another week.
And now: “everyone are at odds.”
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And now: “everyone are at odds.”
“Hot bed of threats.” “Imbecilic morons.” We are being ruled by the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Hot bed of threats.” “Imbecilic morons.” We are being ruled by the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
The first line of Trump’s obituary will be like “former president, real estate mogul, and guy who made it safe for Americans to use the word ‘cunt’ in reference to males Donald Trump has died.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The first line of Trump’s obituary will be like “former president, real estate mogul, and guy who made it safe for Americans to use the word ‘cunt’ in reference to males Donald Trump has died.”
I'm the only one who sees this? Grow up.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm the only one who sees this? Grow up.
What in the UCB sketch cram is going on here
This is Russian company "Idol" with their anthropomorphic, AI robot being shown for the first time
It takes a few steps and immediately falls over
The sound only makes it funnier
It takes a few steps and immediately falls over
The sound only makes it funnier
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What in the UCB sketch cram is going on here
Right now on Fox News they’re discussing Melania Trump‘s legendary commitment to helping foster kids, so you know they know they are cooked.
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Right now on Fox News they’re discussing Melania Trump‘s legendary commitment to helping foster kids, so you know they know they are cooked.
I guess you become a ghoul so gradually you don’t notice
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I guess you become a ghoul so gradually you don’t notice
He loves comedy, and he loves loving comedy!
JD Vance: "I don't know if you saw this media circulating on social media, but the president met the president of Syria, al-Sharaa, in the Oval Office a couple of days ago, and he asked him, 'How many wives do you have?' Heh heh heh heh heh! Haaaaaa! Amazing comedic timing."
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
He loves comedy, and he loves loving comedy!
Reposted by Dave Holmes
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
I love that Kim Davis lost, I love that she has to pay the couple’s legal fees, but you cannot make me hate someone who gave the world this:
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love that Kim Davis lost, I love that she has to pay the couple’s legal fees, but you cannot make me hate someone who gave the world this:
Best cover of all time? Experts say yes. youtu.be/MgJiSwEhrt4?...
Any Trouble - The Name of the Game (Live)
YouTube video by marrcus
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November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Best cover of all time? Experts say yes. youtu.be/MgJiSwEhrt4?...
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov how about don’t
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov how about don’t
I love how he says a dumb thing, then says “in other words” and says the same dumb thing in the same words.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I love how he says a dumb thing, then says “in other words” and says the same dumb thing in the same words.