Dave 6B
@davesixbillion.bsky.social
Counting all the possibilities for karaoke on on this lazy afternoon.
There is LITERALLY nothing cooler than breaking a tooth on Christmas Eve.
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
There is LITERALLY nothing cooler than breaking a tooth on Christmas Eve.
Also, maybe the worst dog acting I've ever seen. A stupid yappy dog that isn't scared of thunder or bark like mad when someone knocks on the door late at night? Unbelievable.
People are apparently quibbling with Claire Danes's constant jaw quiver in The Beast In Me, but did no one even notice that she sticks her fork directly into the center of the pie?! I audibly gasped.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Also, maybe the worst dog acting I've ever seen. A stupid yappy dog that isn't scared of thunder or bark like mad when someone knocks on the door late at night? Unbelievable.
People are apparently quibbling with Claire Danes's constant jaw quiver in The Beast In Me, but did no one even notice that she sticks her fork directly into the center of the pie?! I audibly gasped.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
People are apparently quibbling with Claire Danes's constant jaw quiver in The Beast In Me, but did no one even notice that she sticks her fork directly into the center of the pie?! I audibly gasped.
When it comes to a light and healthy breakfast, 1/2 cup of sour cream is not the 1-to-1 comp for plain yogurt that it seems to be.
September 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When it comes to a light and healthy breakfast, 1/2 cup of sour cream is not the 1-to-1 comp for plain yogurt that it seems to be.
I don’t know how long they’re here for, but so fucking help me if COVID makes the caramel apple empanadas from Taco Bell become my Mackinaw peaches.
September 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I don’t know how long they’re here for, but so fucking help me if COVID makes the caramel apple empanadas from Taco Bell become my Mackinaw peaches.
When you've lost taste and smell due to Covid, that's when you tear through all the months-old food in your freezer you never actually want to eat, but feel too guilty to throw away.
September 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
When you've lost taste and smell due to Covid, that's when you tear through all the months-old food in your freezer you never actually want to eat, but feel too guilty to throw away.
One if my favorite parts of being sick is eating unhealthy comfort foods, but Covid's ruined that by robbing me of my gustatory senses.
So here I am washing down plain black beans with a glass of hot water.
So here I am washing down plain black beans with a glass of hot water.
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One if my favorite parts of being sick is eating unhealthy comfort foods, but Covid's ruined that by robbing me of my gustatory senses.
So here I am washing down plain black beans with a glass of hot water.
So here I am washing down plain black beans with a glass of hot water.
This whole "work-from-home" thing is for the birds.
[Fact: birds seem cool and generally look like they're having a pretty good time all things considered, thanks].
[Fact: birds seem cool and generally look like they're having a pretty good time all things considered, thanks].
September 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This whole "work-from-home" thing is for the birds.
[Fact: birds seem cool and generally look like they're having a pretty good time all things considered, thanks].
[Fact: birds seem cool and generally look like they're having a pretty good time all things considered, thanks].
I reiterate:
The needle drops at the end of each episode of Alien: Earth really spoil the mood of the whole episode up to that point, and I really wish they'd stop doing it.
September 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I reiterate:
I liked the subtle callback to Prometheus in this week’s episode of Alien: Earth of having a ship on an important mission manned by a bunch of reckless, incompetent assholes.
September 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I liked the subtle callback to Prometheus in this week’s episode of Alien: Earth of having a ship on an important mission manned by a bunch of reckless, incompetent assholes.
The needle drops at the end of each episode of Alien: Earth really spoil the mood of the whole episode up to that point, and I really wish they'd stop doing it.
August 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The needle drops at the end of each episode of Alien: Earth really spoil the mood of the whole episode up to that point, and I really wish they'd stop doing it.
Coworker (young, optimistic): You ever have, like, a really great day?
Me (old, bitter): ...What?!
Me (old, bitter): ...What?!
August 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Coworker (young, optimistic): You ever have, like, a really great day?
Me (old, bitter): ...What?!
Me (old, bitter): ...What?!
Reposted by Dave 6B
No matter the kind of day you're having, just take a moment and tell yourself:
It's all your fault. All of it. Way to go, dummy.
It's all your fault. All of it. Way to go, dummy.
August 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No matter the kind of day you're having, just take a moment and tell yourself:
It's all your fault. All of it. Way to go, dummy.
It's all your fault. All of it. Way to go, dummy.
Dear video screen director at this @soundersfc.com v. PSG game,
You don't actually have to show every single kid in the stadium. You can just show the game and the clock, which, as a reminder, is only visible on the video screens.
#FIFACWC
You don't actually have to show every single kid in the stadium. You can just show the game and the clock, which, as a reminder, is only visible on the video screens.
#FIFACWC
June 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Dear video screen director at this @soundersfc.com v. PSG game,
You don't actually have to show every single kid in the stadium. You can just show the game and the clock, which, as a reminder, is only visible on the video screens.
#FIFACWC
You don't actually have to show every single kid in the stadium. You can just show the game and the clock, which, as a reminder, is only visible on the video screens.
#FIFACWC
Reposted by Dave 6B
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Wine people often say wine has “notes of black currant.” When was the last time anyone had a black currant? Ever?
April 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Wine people often say wine has “notes of black currant.” When was the last time anyone had a black currant? Ever?
All I wanted to do was figure out who the hell Gabby Petito was, and now I've supported a Dr. Phil production. Unbelievable.
March 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
All I wanted to do was figure out who the hell Gabby Petito was, and now I've supported a Dr. Phil production. Unbelievable.
How long do you think you think you can leave a coaster on an abandoned beer before the bartender realizes you've left? 3 days?
January 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
How long do you think you think you can leave a coaster on an abandoned beer before the bartender realizes you've left? 3 days?
Hey, I'm on Bluesky. You don't know me, but this is where I am.
January 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hey, I'm on Bluesky. You don't know me, but this is where I am.