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Father McGee 🍁

@drinksmcgee.bsky.social

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · Nov 21

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 12d

My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 12d

All my homies hate ICE

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 13d

Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 12d

Maybe she wants Jason in an intimate way.

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Bombmunchkin @bombmunchkin.bsky.social · May 24

One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 14d

I am so sorry, man.

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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 14d

Line work done.

My back piece tattoo of a 3 eyed bat head

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 21d

One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Oct 19

Me, when I get more than 10 reposts and 25 likes on Bluesky

Stupid ass boy band wannabe saying he’s too famous to get a job

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Dec 6

ME: anything?
PROSTITUTE: anything

*an hour later*

PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick