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Bombmunchkin
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I'm old enough to be your sister. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wxfhqrvwg7ad2l4xm4lv5pr7/feed/aaaj3t5qzgur6
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Everything can be a conspiracy if you're dumb enough.
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Not been well this week & have been thinking about my value as a disabled (autism+ADHD+PMDD) human & been comparing myself to others (never good). When I feel low I make miniature posies. I’ve been mocked for them before but they lift my mood-I hope this one lifts yours. Maybe a small life is ok…
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My dog’s farts are prohibited by the Geneva Conventions
One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
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I’ll never forgot the day my ex got run over by a taxi.

That was my last day as a taxi driver.
Considering I am in the Midwest and own sheep, I can confirm.
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Midwestern sext:

Ewe complete me
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I like a little junk in the trunk.

We’re talking about cars, right?
Everytime I try to get my life together a new Taqueria opens up.
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Senile is something you can do if you are in Egypt
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If you walk in on me and I'm slathered in mashed potatoes and gravy while devouring fried chicken, either ask for a breast and join me or just walk away.
I run on brussel sprouts and depression.
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A hype man?

In this economy?
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Dr. Pepper didn’t have a medical degree.

Will the lies ever end?
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Home is where the shart is
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Anyone else like to play “Find the alt”?
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Hypocrites are my least favorite of all the crites.
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Procreate implies the occurrence of Amaturecreate
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Arnold Schwarzenegger no longer plays the role of the Terminator.

Now he’s the Exterminator.
One day you're cool, the next you have a favorite spatula.
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y’all are the worst improv troupe I’ve had the pleasure of being a part of
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If someone ever suggests getting bedbugs allow me to say you should not get them
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I will wait forever, but please don't take forever.
I used to be cool, but now just looking at gluten makes my tummy hurt.