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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
All my homies hate ICE
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will
October 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.
May 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Line work done.
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Me, when I get more than 10 reposts and 25 likes on Bluesky
October 19, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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ME: anything?
PROSTITUTE: anything

*an hour later*

PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick
December 6, 2024 at 3:05 PM
A year and a half sober today.
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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You have to get up to get down is about getting off the couch to go to bed.
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Her: I SUPPORT ICE!
Me:
October 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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We really don’t sing about magic carpet rides anymore.
October 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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it was the best of times it was the worcestershire of times
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Proof of life
October 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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imagine a baby named larry you can’t it is impossible
March 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves]

THERAPIST: is that all of them

ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything

THERAPIST: amy

ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]
March 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all
February 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If there's an important thing that sobriety has taught me, it's that life is too short to waste on people who add no value to your life. I don't hate those people and wish them well, but holy fuck, be well away from me.
October 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Welcome to crow club, thanks for joining our caws.
October 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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lost socks make me so sad, like where’s your li’l buddy why dint y’all hold hands
[sobbing] mister stockington whyyyy
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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What’s with the eye contact my big naturals are down there
October 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Pete Hegseth seems like the kind of guy who tries to kiss his buddy when they're drunk and then call him a f*ggot after he gets rejected.
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy who tries to fight an entire table of people wearing a different team jersey while too drunk at the bar.
October 1, 2025 at 11:40 AM