DaveTDuck
davetduck.bsky.social
DaveTDuck
@davetduck.bsky.social
Keeper of the King's ducks, petrol station furniture historian and stoat juggler.
I always feel that if there aren't at least 2 players, of either side, landing on the stadium roof after wild tackles during a Liverpool v Man U game, then I've been cheated.
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Watching an old episode of Digging for Britain, featuring a bit about Mersey Docks. The urge to sing 'and little lambs eat ivy' everytime it's mentioned is becoming overwhelming.
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just waiting for a football match to break out in between the Paddy Power adverts.
August 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Presumably, Chelsea will declare at some point.
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
That was hand ball. Not the bounce off the arm, the tap with the hand.
August 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Good morning….
August 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Good luck playing someone called Chastity and thinking she's going to score.
July 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Watching an episode of Digging for Britain with @profaliceroberts.bsky.social. Must be disappointing for archiologists to dig in Leicester and not come back with a king.
"Yes, boss, we found some coins and pots....no, no Kings....yes, we've checked the car park".
June 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Dear BBC. Thanks for the interesting piece on the King's message to the British base in Antarctica on the breakfast show this morning. Just one thing is that I'm pretty sure the aurora you referenced and showed weren't the northern lights.
June 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The Wembley groundsman is only going to be repairing one half of the pitch after the cup final 1st half.
May 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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It's great that Tunnock's Teacakes get to sponsor the parachutes.
A pair of NASA astronauts unexpectedly stuck in space for more than nine months have splashed down off the Florida coast, closing out a mission that has captured the world's attention
NASA astronauts return to Earth after 9 months in space
A pair of NASA astronauts unexpectedly stuck in space for more than nine months have splashed down off the Florida coast, closing out a mission that has captured the world's attention.
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March 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You can call it what you like, world. It will always be the Milk Cup to me.
March 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI
February 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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When men get to a certain age they adopt the very same stance at the ATM as they do at the urinal.
January 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Liz Truss sending Keir Starmer a cease and desist letter is just a tip of the iceberg.
January 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Dear Britain. I know I'm probably in a minority but I really don't care what happens in Gavin and Stacey.
December 25, 2024 at 12:29 PM