Joe (Monk_Wally_Honk)
@joemdwdh.bsky.social
Listener of music. Walker of fields. Silly billy. Retoucher for hire.
BSL - Alto Sax.
BSL - Alto Sax.
I know nobody wants to hear about your dreams but in mine last night I met the bloke that wheezy laughs over prank videos and I killed him dead.
I hope to dream that every night from now on.
I hope to dream that every night from now on.
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I know nobody wants to hear about your dreams but in mine last night I met the bloke that wheezy laughs over prank videos and I killed him dead.
I hope to dream that every night from now on.
I hope to dream that every night from now on.
Martin Parr gone. Hugely influential to people of my generation in the photographic industry. A real gentleman too.
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Martin Parr gone. Hugely influential to people of my generation in the photographic industry. A real gentleman too.
@peterjukes.bsky.social Alistair Campbell bigging you and Carole up on RIP today. He’s finally got round to bingeing Sergei.. and wants to know why the mass media has ignored it all.
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
@peterjukes.bsky.social Alistair Campbell bigging you and Carole up on RIP today. He’s finally got round to bingeing Sergei.. and wants to know why the mass media has ignored it all.
For some reason my algorithm is pushing Anthea Turner Calendars my way.
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
For some reason my algorithm is pushing Anthea Turner Calendars my way.
Oh no, Frank Butcher’s died!
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Oh no, Frank Butcher’s died!
The chipper van
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The chipper van
I don’t get the Boots advert. A cat in a chemist, stupid.
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don’t get the Boots advert. A cat in a chemist, stupid.
What is it about MPs that as soon as they get a bit of power all they want to do is be a part of a Cold War Steve canvas.
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What is it about MPs that as soon as they get a bit of power all they want to do is be a part of a Cold War Steve canvas.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Been away with a lot of Americans. Not one has the ability to eat with a knife and fork at the same time.
The left hand rendered entirely useless in the lap like the plastic appendage wrapped around a ventriloquists dummy.
The left hand rendered entirely useless in the lap like the plastic appendage wrapped around a ventriloquists dummy.
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Been away with a lot of Americans. Not one has the ability to eat with a knife and fork at the same time.
The left hand rendered entirely useless in the lap like the plastic appendage wrapped around a ventriloquists dummy.
The left hand rendered entirely useless in the lap like the plastic appendage wrapped around a ventriloquists dummy.
The clocks should go forward every monday at 10am and then back again at 7 on a friday.
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The clocks should go forward every monday at 10am and then back again at 7 on a friday.
A whirling dervish
October 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A whirling dervish
Sunset on the Bosporus..
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sunset on the Bosporus..
Aegean Trawler..
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Aegean Trawler..
Nice view for dinner last night …
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Nice view for dinner last night …
He’s right there. He came out really well, US President despite having the intelligence of a can of dog food.
Q: Are you concerned that the Russian president is trying to buy himself more time?
TRUMP: Yeah I am. But I've been playing all my life by the best of them. And I came out really well.
TRUMP: Yeah I am. But I've been playing all my life by the best of them. And I came out really well.
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He’s right there. He came out really well, US President despite having the intelligence of a can of dog food.
Only had to be told
a number once and it was locked away in my brain without even trying.
Now it takes me three goes to get my daughter’s name right.
a number once and it was locked away in my brain without even trying.
Now it takes me three goes to get my daughter’s name right.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Only had to be told
a number once and it was locked away in my brain without even trying.
Now it takes me three goes to get my daughter’s name right.
a number once and it was locked away in my brain without even trying.
Now it takes me three goes to get my daughter’s name right.
I think this fungus growing in my garden under the shade of a beech tree is trying to converse with an interplanetary organism.
October 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I think this fungus growing in my garden under the shade of a beech tree is trying to converse with an interplanetary organism.
I get this a lot. My work on official portraits of the Queen, still hanging in the National Portrait Gallery was all done for free. Obviously exposure, but come on, can’t afford a few hundred quid for my time?
I’ve gotten requests for free work “for exposure” my whole life, once from a literal billionaire. Luckily less so in recent decades.
But using the “for exposure” excuse with TAYLOR SWIFT? Truly warped. There’s a whole class of business shitheads who really think no artist *deserves* to be paid.
But using the “for exposure” excuse with TAYLOR SWIFT? Truly warped. There’s a whole class of business shitheads who really think no artist *deserves* to be paid.
Apparently the NFL wanted her show for free, and thought the value of it for her was the exposure. The NFL has been getting free exposure from Taylor, just from her going to her fiancés games, and she is getting death threats for it.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I get this a lot. My work on official portraits of the Queen, still hanging in the National Portrait Gallery was all done for free. Obviously exposure, but come on, can’t afford a few hundred quid for my time?
So Tylenol is just Paracetamol?
No wonder my jungle jokes are a flop in the US.
No wonder my jungle jokes are a flop in the US.
September 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
So Tylenol is just Paracetamol?
No wonder my jungle jokes are a flop in the US.
No wonder my jungle jokes are a flop in the US.