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A.K.A. Ned Caratacus
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Daveyoufool. 37/He/him. Scp author. Mentally ill silly duck wizard from Hell.

Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
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“I’M MR. BREAD. THIS IS MY SHOW. I EAT THE JAM. I ATE THE JAM. THIS IS THE END. I LOVE YOU.”

#smilingfriends
Toast-shaped dog toy that has a face like Mr. Frog.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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One of my favorite things is seeing people have heated debates about 001 #4, in particular whether Lucerne or Penny was right.

mfers got me like
Black and white cartoon drawing of a guy in a “SICKOS” shirt looking through a window and saying “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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my dumb ass thinking Dick Cheney was already dead in like 2016 or summat
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Happy hallowed weenis ya greasy weasels. Here’s me as Rasputin.
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Borderlands 4 was fun.
Norman Rockwell’s “freedom of speech” painting where that one guy in a brown jacket is standing up at a meeting and saying some shit that everyone else hates.
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Oh hi. I got good news for ya.

linktr.ee/neverstone

(Idk if the guy who did this meme is on bsky, but they’re Guezma on the scp wiki)
That one meme of the overwatch angel chick - I forget her name - reaching out to a scared child. The former’s face is obscured by all four books of neverstone. Top text: Boy, those articles by Daveyoufool (creator of the 3 Moons Initiative, the 001 proposal with UBU, Dr Spanko and many more) sure are great. If only there was more by him I could read. Bottom text: Neverstone, an entire off-wiki book series
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Reasons to read Neverstone #472: Mischa’s disastrous ass.

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#author #litrpg #urbanfantasy
Book screenshot: "What, bees?" said Mischa, chuckling. "You call yourself a voggin' paladin, and you're scared of— "Daggerflies, you oaf!" "DAGGERFLIES?!" [Mischa - Repent Sins] Mischa fell to his knees, trembling and weep-ing. "Lord Galgalim of the wheel, I am sorry for every horrible thing I have ever done, I'm never gonna drink another beer so long as I live, I'm never gonna pop a boner when I pass an old folks' home ever again, I'm sorry I stole from the collection plate when I was 7, 12, and 38, I'm sorry I put some of my grandma's ashes on the spaghetti when I was out of parmesan—" "Hey! Never apologize for good seasoning," said Branwen. Ofelia dropped the shield. The daggerflies became the last thing on her mind. "Hang on, your grandmother's WHAT?" Branwen tilted her head. "Aw, give it a shot sometime, ya prude," she said. "It's smoky!" She grinned, letting Ofelia glimpse a few surviving daggerflies crawling over her scarred gums. Book excerpt, as follows: "Your boon will not go unrewarded, Aurelia," she said. As she stood up, Titania roused her husband awake. "Mischa." He grunted in the affirmative. Titania pointed to Aurelia and said flatly: "You may bed her." Mischa's one eye shot open with the force of a car crash. Before he could say anything, Titania and Steve were already gone. By the time he sat up, Aurelia's musty fingernails had dug into his cheeks. She hyperven-tilated. She gave him violent bedroom eyes through withered and possibly gangrenous eyeballs. She licked her lips. Her tongue was cut in the process. She drank the blood. He wondered if the threads across her upper lip were budding facial hair. Upon closer inspection, they were cobwebs. Mischa grinned. "Jackpot." (And because I don't hate you, that's all the description you're getting.)
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Nice fucking try, Google Time Assassin
October 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Important update:
October 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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And now, three Neverstone characters I've had yet to integrate into my silly neon-style designs -- until now!

#neverstone #litrpg #urbanfantasy #characterdesign
Neon-style lineart designs of three dwarves, all of which are dark-skinned and african-coded. Left: Prince Hadrian, summoner. Male. Bald. Egyptian golden collar + harem pants + gold and purple jewelry. Has a pink symbol of the Sun God Rafeth on his collar and his gauntlets. Giving the Dreamworks Face. has a cavalry scimitar on his back in a scabbard. Center: Leona, the Knight. Female. Muscular. Huge braids with some beads on one of them. Has a facial scar. Grinning. A red bandana with a symbol of two roses and "AKSL", her faction. Wears a red top similar to a masterless samurai with one sleeve/shoulder guard. Green fatigue pants, tan shoes. Holds a two-handed khonsu-adjacent scimitar against her left shoulder. Right: Branwen, the berserker. Insane gremlin-like street pirate in shredded blue sweatpants, a torn denim vest, and messy white bandages wrapped over her chest, right hand, and left calf. Arms covered in scars that either came from fighting or attempting to swallow a combine harvester. Smiling with both sets of teeth bared. Wears chemistry goggles. Her hair's orange and in a messy buzzcut. Holds up a flag in her left hand of "HMS VIDYO NASTY" with "ST" redone over a scribble from an initial typo. Her insignia on the flag is crossed cutlasses underneath a pair of huge breasts in a strapless bra. There's a patch on the top left corner of the flag, ostensibly from when Branwen thought the flag was a piece of cheese for a second. Above it all, there's a height guide comparing their heights with those of other characters I've already depicted.
September 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Erasmus Gualtieri, a.k.a. Era, a.k.a. Slasher, a.k.a. the Mad Elf - outlaw, fencer, philosopher, madman.

Thought I'd draw him looking as badass as he is for a change.

Read this weirdo's story: linktr.ee/neverstone

#litrpg #urbanfantasy #author #elf
Bust-up neon portrait of a tan-skinned elvish dude in a green hoodie. He's giving you the sort of look that a seagull gives fresh garbage. Long black hair. Wears a pan flute as an amulet. Using his right hand to psychically hold up a basket-hilted broadsword with green psychic energy.
September 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Can't wait to ruin your lives this Friday~~

#SCP #scp9000 #9kcon
Stylized, neon-ish version of the Hanged Man tarot card, with "XII" in a circle at the top (the card's number). A brown-haired man in a blue shirt is wrapped in golden threads, hanging upside down. One of the threads winds around him in a helix and ends with a one-eyed snake head sticking its tongue out and going "blep" like it somehow isn't a complete monster for what it's been doing since time immemorial. The man's shirt reads "EMPIRE TODAY" with the Empire Carpet phone number underneath. (I am not doxxing them; it's in all the commercials.) The man is dripping blood from a wound to his jugular notch. His face is featureless save for ears, eyebrows, and understandable bags under his eyes. The background's filled with goldfish crackers for reasons that will become painfully evident later. Captions: "SCP-9000", "THE HANGED MAN", "a Daveyoufool (strikethrough)cry for help(/strikethrough) story"
September 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Obligatory: m.youtube.com/watch?v=KBXs...
September 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Daveyoufool SCP-9000 out of context. #scp
Headcrab from Half Life 2. A four-legged fleshy alien parasite designed to parasitize heads. Spattered with blood. Not a nice guy. Conker the squirrel from the remaster of Bad Fur Day. Sitting on a throne. Wears a crown. Holds a drink. Kubrick-staring at the camera. Stand arrow from JJBA. Ornate gold and white arrowhead. A print from Gilbert & Sullivan’s opera Ruddigore. Depicts group of British aristocrats from different time periods in a mansion’s foyer, pointing at a terrified Beau Brummel sad boi™️ and calling him names.
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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This is my favorite classical painting of all time from the facial expressions alone.

Guard: JUMP OUT THE WINDOW, IT’S YOUR ONLY CHANCE!

False Dmitry I: I am going to jump out this window. I am GOING to JUMP out this GODDAMN WINDOW. JUMP. WINDOW. FREEDOM. BOING. INJURIES. I’M SPIDERMAN BITCH
The painting “The Last Minutes of False Dmitry I” by Karl Gottleib Wenig. False Dmitry’s in a disheveled room of the Kremlin about to jump out a window to escape an angry mob while some rando in a red uniform of sorts helps him. Post explains the rest.
August 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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August 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Black and white screencap from an episode of Cow and Chicken where Chicken’s writing in a diary and saying “Dear diary, you ain’t never gonna believe what I am about to write down on yous.”
August 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Me, yesterday: this bike ride feels different. My vision is blurry and the sunlight is a different color than usual. …my perception must be going. My mind is next…. I’ll be in a padded room by xmas… anyway what’s the weather tomorrow?

Weather app, yesterday: stay indoors fucko it’s smoke time

…ah.
Melancholy painting of a court jester dressed in red, sitting down with hands folded in-between jester shifts, clearly having a shit day. Captioned “I’m Boo Boo the Fool” in the top left corner
August 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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St. Anger snare drum be like
July 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Good Enough #Opera Summaries - Mozart’s Don Giovanni

Commendatore Statue:
(Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator staring expectantly at the camera over a white background)
July 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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A bearded long haired man with a tattoo on his forearm. The tattoo is of three orange crescent moons lined up horizontally with the slogan of The Three Moons Initiative, "YOU ARE WATCHED. YOU ARE PROTECTED. YOU ARE LOVED."
June 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Branwen: YAR HAR
June 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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MY MIGHTY STALLION! Also, mfw I’m finding hidden bike trails I’ve never even known about. #ebike
Pictured: sick-ass black Cycrown moped-style ebike wirh a brown leather seat. Fat tires, retro headlamp. Leaning against the back of a road sign on an overpass
June 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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And for Pride Month, here's Luminar's favorite trans girl - Her Excellency Ofelia Carlotta Niccolo V, Princess-in-Absentia of Rosencrace. #pride #trans #litrpg #myart
June 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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MORALITY IS AN ILLUSION, DUDES 'N' DAMES! DO WHAT THOU GEE-WHILLICKEY-WILT!

...here's Vinnie Vulture: cultural icon, propagandic mouthpiece, carrion-guzzling baritone.

#neverstone #myart #litrpg #characterdesign
June 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM