A.K.A. Ned Caratacus
@daveyoufool.bsky.social
Daveyoufool. 37/He/him. Scp author. Mentally ill silly duck wizard from Hell.
Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
A little preview of my next skip. Introducing PALLIT.AIC’s older brother. Not QUITE as dangerous as his little sister, but certainly less polite… #scp #totleighsoft
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
A little preview of my next skip. Introducing PALLIT.AIC’s older brother. Not QUITE as dangerous as his little sister, but certainly less polite… #scp #totleighsoft
*plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk*
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ He’s dead and we’re not ~
*doot dadoot dadoot doot*
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ He’s dead and we’re not ~
*doot dadoot dadoot doot*
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
*plonk, plonk, plonk, plonk*
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ He’s dead and we’re not ~
*doot dadoot dadoot doot*
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ We outlived Scott Adams ~
~ He’s dead and we’re not ~
*doot dadoot dadoot doot*
Protesting work, y’all.
www.al.com/news/2026/01...
www.al.com/news/2026/01...
Airline cuts ties with ICE, ends deportation flights after protests, spamming
The budget carrier signed an agreement with the Department of Homeland Security in April 2025.
www.al.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Protesting work, y’all.
www.al.com/news/2026/01...
www.al.com/news/2026/01...
This series fucks y’all
(6/22) Motivation renewed y'all are getting another page! This one is a little empty cause I want a big moment to take the focus on the next page. Guess Liv isn't as mad as he thought!
#neverstone #litrpg
#neverstone #litrpg
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
This series fucks y’all
“You’re not getting any younger—“ false. I have decided to turn 9 this year. Brb, gonna get my hit clips and unironically laugh at the comic relief moments in the star wars prequel trilogy
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“You’re not getting any younger—“ false. I have decided to turn 9 this year. Brb, gonna get my hit clips and unironically laugh at the comic relief moments in the star wars prequel trilogy
One thing that never fails to tick me off is when I yawn, and some older white lady in my vicinity goes “OOHHH, now, don’t you sTaRt, hee hee, now you’re gonna get EvErYbOdY doin that, hurr hurr, now it’s a big ol yawn party!”
Shut the fuck up lady, this isn’t Rifftrax: My Bodily Functions Edition.
Shut the fuck up lady, this isn’t Rifftrax: My Bodily Functions Edition.
January 12, 2026 at 2:41 PM
One thing that never fails to tick me off is when I yawn, and some older white lady in my vicinity goes “OOHHH, now, don’t you sTaRt, hee hee, now you’re gonna get EvErYbOdY doin that, hurr hurr, now it’s a big ol yawn party!”
Shut the fuck up lady, this isn’t Rifftrax: My Bodily Functions Edition.
Shut the fuck up lady, this isn’t Rifftrax: My Bodily Functions Edition.
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(5/22) Six months, a job change, and a finishing Neverstone later!
THIRD PATH IS BACK BITCHES! Era's confession continues while Liv seems to be preparing something.
THIRD PATH IS BACK BITCHES! Era's confession continues while Liv seems to be preparing something.
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
(5/22) Six months, a job change, and a finishing Neverstone later!
THIRD PATH IS BACK BITCHES! Era's confession continues while Liv seems to be preparing something.
THIRD PATH IS BACK BITCHES! Era's confession continues while Liv seems to be preparing something.
I have confessed my sins to St. Shrek, and I am absolved. #universalstudios
January 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I have confessed my sins to St. Shrek, and I am absolved. #universalstudios
Hiatus update: doing a little better. Distancing myself from ultra-defeatist sentiments that send me spiraling has worked wonders. Also, gonna meet Shrek tomorrow to confess my sins with @thatlizardsquid.bsky.social. Pics relevant.
#universalstudios
#universalstudios
January 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Hiatus update: doing a little better. Distancing myself from ultra-defeatist sentiments that send me spiraling has worked wonders. Also, gonna meet Shrek tomorrow to confess my sins with @thatlizardsquid.bsky.social. Pics relevant.
#universalstudios
#universalstudios
Horse Girl Era sends his regards. #neverstone
Year of the horse and its time for Era to be a horse instead. Details include a fencer outfit cause his class, hummingbird wings because that was the name of his fencing group and blinders because he was made colorblind to combat psychic trauma.
#myart #neverstone #elf #fanart
#myart #neverstone #elf #fanart
January 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Horse Girl Era sends his regards. #neverstone
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I realized earlier today that my buddies Dave and CD both have very specific commonalities between their two elf characters and since I'm back in the neverstone mood I was inspired.
#myart #neverstone #eragualtieri #elf #baldersgate #gorionsward #cdcall #daveyoufool #fanart
#myart #neverstone #eragualtieri #elf #baldersgate #gorionsward #cdcall #daveyoufool #fanart
January 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I realized earlier today that my buddies Dave and CD both have very specific commonalities between their two elf characters and since I'm back in the neverstone mood I was inspired.
#myart #neverstone #eragualtieri #elf #baldersgate #gorionsward #cdcall #daveyoufool #fanart
#myart #neverstone #eragualtieri #elf #baldersgate #gorionsward #cdcall #daveyoufool #fanart
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Just finished Neverstone. Please god read Neverstone I will BUY you the books
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Just finished Neverstone. Please god read Neverstone I will BUY you the books
I’ve decided to take a soft social media hiatus until February for mental health reasons. “Soft” meaning my DMs will still be open and my partner may occasionally post stuff on my behalf.
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’ve decided to take a soft social media hiatus until February for mental health reasons. “Soft” meaning my DMs will still be open and my partner may occasionally post stuff on my behalf.
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1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
1. try not to post things that will get you arrested
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves
I had a really fucked up dream last night. I came into possession of a Ronnie James Dio vinyl called "Pregnant By Cow." It was extremely rare because it was associated with an experimental concert that was illegal to watch. Iron lungs and yellow mustard were involved. I will not elaborate.
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I had a really fucked up dream last night. I came into possession of a Ronnie James Dio vinyl called "Pregnant By Cow." It was extremely rare because it was associated with an experimental concert that was illegal to watch. Iron lungs and yellow mustard were involved. I will not elaborate.
Ah, there's nothing like looking up shit like "young man" on Wikimedia Commons for a picture for a new SCP, and finding boring pornography instead
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Ah, there's nothing like looking up shit like "young man" on Wikimedia Commons for a picture for a new SCP, and finding boring pornography instead
I feel like as a society, we need to accept the grim inevitability of a CGI Starlight Express movie starring Neil Patrick Harris and Taylor Swift.
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I feel like as a society, we need to accept the grim inevitability of a CGI Starlight Express movie starring Neil Patrick Harris and Taylor Swift.
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GUYS IM FROM 2026 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. I HAVE TO WARN YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE. THE YEARS BEYOND WILL BE AWFUL IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
GUYS IM FROM 2026 AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. I HAVE TO WARN YOU. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME TO SAVE YOUR FUTURE. THE YEARS BEYOND WILL BE AWFUL IF YOU DON'T HEED MY WARNING
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
you should draw more, write more, or make more games. If you don't, consider picking up a craft!
Happy mitherficken New
Year, I’m drunk as shit
Year, I’m drunk as shit
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Happy mitherficken New
Year, I’m drunk as shit
Year, I’m drunk as shit
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
Far Right: Virtue signaling is just the worst and I hate it to pieces.
Also Far Right: I MAKE A POINT OF NEVER EVER SMOKING THE WEEDS OR WATCHING THE PORNOGRAPHIES. (It is crucially important that as many people know this about me as possible)
Also Far Right: I MAKE A POINT OF NEVER EVER SMOKING THE WEEDS OR WATCHING THE PORNOGRAPHIES. (It is crucially important that as many people know this about me as possible)
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Far Right: Virtue signaling is just the worst and I hate it to pieces.
Also Far Right: I MAKE A POINT OF NEVER EVER SMOKING THE WEEDS OR WATCHING THE PORNOGRAPHIES. (It is crucially important that as many people know this about me as possible)
Also Far Right: I MAKE A POINT OF NEVER EVER SMOKING THE WEEDS OR WATCHING THE PORNOGRAPHIES. (It is crucially important that as many people know this about me as possible)
Almost done with Metroid Prime 4. Not a huge fan, but part of me wonders if this game would have done better if it were released before Metroid Dread. Because that game capital-f Fucked to the point where it may have set our collective expectations too high.
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Almost done with Metroid Prime 4. Not a huge fan, but part of me wonders if this game would have done better if it were released before Metroid Dread. Because that game capital-f Fucked to the point where it may have set our collective expectations too high.