A.K.A. Ned Caratacus
@daveyoufool.bsky.social
Daveyoufool. 37/He/him. Scp author. Mentally ill silly duck wizard from Hell.
Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
The Elder Scrolls IV: Bolivian
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Elder Scrolls IV: Bolivian
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From now on to be known as Pissfingers.
I know, right? And I'm supposed to 'share my toys'? Uh, newsflash, they're *my toys*. Right folks? And what's the deal with naptime?
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
From now on to be known as Pissfingers.
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this is one of my personal favorite essays that I've written. apparently it is 10 years old today. sadly, it's just as true today as it was back then, only difference being now instead of saying "PC" hack writers will call it "cancel culture" or "wokeness"...
juliaserano.medium.com/how-to-write...
juliaserano.medium.com/how-to-write...
How to Write a “Political Correctness Run Amok” Article
I know why you’re here. Something has happened that has pushed you over the edge. You know, with regards to “political correctness.” Or…
juliaserano.medium.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
this is one of my personal favorite essays that I've written. apparently it is 10 years old today. sadly, it's just as true today as it was back then, only difference being now instead of saying "PC" hack writers will call it "cancel culture" or "wokeness"...
juliaserano.medium.com/how-to-write...
juliaserano.medium.com/how-to-write...
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You guys wanna see a dead body?
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
A plot point regarding the ending of SCP-9005 has come to my attention as being plothole-adjacent, sooo…
SCP-9005 didn’t try to kill Robin until just before entering the [SPOILER] because the Viper didn’t understand what [SPOILER] was in human terms. Then it sensed the kind of energy within…
SCP-9005 didn’t try to kill Robin until just before entering the [SPOILER] because the Viper didn’t understand what [SPOILER] was in human terms. Then it sensed the kind of energy within…
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A plot point regarding the ending of SCP-9005 has come to my attention as being plothole-adjacent, sooo…
SCP-9005 didn’t try to kill Robin until just before entering the [SPOILER] because the Viper didn’t understand what [SPOILER] was in human terms. Then it sensed the kind of energy within…
SCP-9005 didn’t try to kill Robin until just before entering the [SPOILER] because the Viper didn’t understand what [SPOILER] was in human terms. Then it sensed the kind of energy within…
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
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Fuuuuuuuuck Kim Davis
Good riddance
Good riddance
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Fuuuuuuuuck Kim Davis
Good riddance
Good riddance
Mamdani’s gonna implement Cherry Law. Under penalty of death, lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Mamdani’s gonna implement Cherry Law. Under penalty of death, lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero
Disney really needs to pick a characterization of Pete and stick with it.
KH: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME, MALEFICENT!
Theatrical Shorts: BRAIN CELLS? WHAT THOSE GOTTA DO WITH BULLYIN’?!
Christmas Carol: There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. — Matthew 13:42
Clubhouse: HIYA MICK, OL’ BUDDY OL’ PAL!
KH: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME, MALEFICENT!
Theatrical Shorts: BRAIN CELLS? WHAT THOSE GOTTA DO WITH BULLYIN’?!
Christmas Carol: There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. — Matthew 13:42
Clubhouse: HIYA MICK, OL’ BUDDY OL’ PAL!
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Disney really needs to pick a characterization of Pete and stick with it.
KH: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME, MALEFICENT!
Theatrical Shorts: BRAIN CELLS? WHAT THOSE GOTTA DO WITH BULLYIN’?!
Christmas Carol: There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. — Matthew 13:42
Clubhouse: HIYA MICK, OL’ BUDDY OL’ PAL!
KH: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME, MALEFICENT!
Theatrical Shorts: BRAIN CELLS? WHAT THOSE GOTTA DO WITH BULLYIN’?!
Christmas Carol: There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. — Matthew 13:42
Clubhouse: HIYA MICK, OL’ BUDDY OL’ PAL!
There is a SERIOUS killing to be made for soft drink companies to produce soda that’s explicitly ”low sugar” rather than zero sugar.
Pre-diabetics like myself are tired of our only Pepsi choices being “speedrun diabetes“ or “canned ennui.”
Pre-diabetics like myself are tired of our only Pepsi choices being “speedrun diabetes“ or “canned ennui.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
There is a SERIOUS killing to be made for soft drink companies to produce soda that’s explicitly ”low sugar” rather than zero sugar.
Pre-diabetics like myself are tired of our only Pepsi choices being “speedrun diabetes“ or “canned ennui.”
Pre-diabetics like myself are tired of our only Pepsi choices being “speedrun diabetes“ or “canned ennui.”
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since we're nearing halloween i decided to draw the scariest thing ever: an AI Art Generator!
(...Actually, I've just been getting back into SCP recently. Have a PALLIT)
#scp #scpfoundation #creepypasta #scp001 #art #fanart
(...Actually, I've just been getting back into SCP recently. Have a PALLIT)
#scp #scpfoundation #creepypasta #scp001 #art #fanart
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
since we're nearing halloween i decided to draw the scariest thing ever: an AI Art Generator!
(...Actually, I've just been getting back into SCP recently. Have a PALLIT)
#scp #scpfoundation #creepypasta #scp001 #art #fanart
(...Actually, I've just been getting back into SCP recently. Have a PALLIT)
#scp #scpfoundation #creepypasta #scp001 #art #fanart
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it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao
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Some days, progress is just showing up and touching the project
#screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev #inspirational
#screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev #inspirational
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Some days, progress is just showing up and touching the project
#screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev #inspirational
#screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev #inspirational
“I’M MR. BREAD. THIS IS MY SHOW. I EAT THE JAM. I ATE THE JAM. THIS IS THE END. I LOVE YOU.”
#smilingfriends
#smilingfriends
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“I’M MR. BREAD. THIS IS MY SHOW. I EAT THE JAM. I ATE THE JAM. THIS IS THE END. I LOVE YOU.”
#smilingfriends
#smilingfriends
Ordered a camping backpack. I do not camp that often, but I need to make sure that if I ever encounter a cartoon villain and they shake me upside down, 174 random objects have to fall on the floor. This is crucially important
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ordered a camping backpack. I do not camp that often, but I need to make sure that if I ever encounter a cartoon villain and they shake me upside down, 174 random objects have to fall on the floor. This is crucially important
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As the prophets prophesied:
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
As the prophets prophesied:
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I wouldn’t see 90% of the goofy things rethuglicans say if people didn’t share it to dunk on it.
Folks with 2 followers & 1 brain cell get their lies & agenda spread while useful things get buried. Let those doofus ass people remain obscure.
Folks with 2 followers & 1 brain cell get their lies & agenda spread while useful things get buried. Let those doofus ass people remain obscure.
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I wouldn’t see 90% of the goofy things rethuglicans say if people didn’t share it to dunk on it.
Folks with 2 followers & 1 brain cell get their lies & agenda spread while useful things get buried. Let those doofus ass people remain obscure.
Folks with 2 followers & 1 brain cell get their lies & agenda spread while useful things get buried. Let those doofus ass people remain obscure.
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
I ONLY JUST NOW FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS ALBUM??
AND THIS SONG CAN DO WHATEVER IT WANTS TO ME HOLY SHIT??
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAaA...
AND THIS SONG CAN DO WHATEVER IT WANTS TO ME HOLY SHIT??
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAaA...
SABATON - I, Emperor (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Sabaton
m.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I ONLY JUST NOW FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS ALBUM??
AND THIS SONG CAN DO WHATEVER IT WANTS TO ME HOLY SHIT??
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAaA...
AND THIS SONG CAN DO WHATEVER IT WANTS TO ME HOLY SHIT??
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAaA...
One of my favorite things is seeing people have heated debates about 001 #4, in particular whether Lucerne or Penny was right.
mfers got me like
mfers got me like
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
One of my favorite things is seeing people have heated debates about 001 #4, in particular whether Lucerne or Penny was right.
mfers got me like
mfers got me like
I’ve been trying to make it my policy not to blindly lionize politicians anymore because it’s become painfully evident to me over the years that no one’s nose is truly clean.
I will say, however, that Zohran Mamdani is a pretty fucking cool dude and we need more guys like him in the business.
I will say, however, that Zohran Mamdani is a pretty fucking cool dude and we need more guys like him in the business.
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’ve been trying to make it my policy not to blindly lionize politicians anymore because it’s become painfully evident to me over the years that no one’s nose is truly clean.
I will say, however, that Zohran Mamdani is a pretty fucking cool dude and we need more guys like him in the business.
I will say, however, that Zohran Mamdani is a pretty fucking cool dude and we need more guys like him in the business.