David.Kinsella87
@david-kinsella87.bsky.social
Ex tweeter. 38 years old, Graiguenamanagh native, Clonmel living, environmental scientist, nerd, film buff, music lover, F1 fanatic, cool uncle. He/Him
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December 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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I put a lot of effort into finding an artist who'd tattoo a simple message on my scrotum for my gf: "Property of Marjorie" It was surprise and I had hoped a welcome one. Sadly, Marjorie felt it was misplaced effort and has now left. I don't know how I'll explain the tattoo.
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I put a lot of effort into finding an artist who'd tattoo a simple message on my scrotum for my gf: "Property of Marjorie" It was surprise and I had hoped a welcome one. Sadly, Marjorie felt it was misplaced effort and has now left. I don't know how I'll explain the tattoo.
I am so proud of my comparison of the Modh Coinníollach to Eurovision for countries that are threatening to withdraw but are still running national competitions.
This act would preform at Eurovision if we’re taking part but we might not 😂
This act would preform at Eurovision if we’re taking part but we might not 😂
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I am so proud of my comparison of the Modh Coinníollach to Eurovision for countries that are threatening to withdraw but are still running national competitions.
This act would preform at Eurovision if we’re taking part but we might not 😂
This act would preform at Eurovision if we’re taking part but we might not 😂
Celebrating turning 38 by having a few drinks 😜
September 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Celebrating turning 38 by having a few drinks 😜
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In 10 days, the Taskmaster and his Go-thick assistant return.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
September 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In 10 days, the Taskmaster and his Go-thick assistant return.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.
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Mr Kipling is a wanker, I opened a box of his individually wrapped cakes and one thing led to another and now there's two empty share boxes in the bin. He's an absolute cunt for making exceedingly good cakes, no wonder I'm fat
August 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Mr Kipling is a wanker, I opened a box of his individually wrapped cakes and one thing led to another and now there's two empty share boxes in the bin. He's an absolute cunt for making exceedingly good cakes, no wonder I'm fat
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Went on a date to see the 3rd Lord Of The Rings film. Getting into bed later I did a Gollum impression and grabbed his dick while saying "my precious." The look of horror on his face I thought I'd fucked up. Later on when he came he shouted "for Frodo!" 15 years married this year.
July 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Went on a date to see the 3rd Lord Of The Rings film. Getting into bed later I did a Gollum impression and grabbed his dick while saying "my precious." The look of horror on his face I thought I'd fucked up. Later on when he came he shouted "for Frodo!" 15 years married this year.
Perfect thing to cool off after that day 🥵
July 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Perfect thing to cool off after that day 🥵
Watching All Dogs Go To Heaven in the early 90’s in a catholic primary school only to be then reminded by a nun once the film was over than in fact dogs do not go to catholic heaven
July 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Watching All Dogs Go To Heaven in the early 90’s in a catholic primary school only to be then reminded by a nun once the film was over than in fact dogs do not go to catholic heaven
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Every child in the room traumatised for life by a doll slowly sinking into a slurry pit accompanied by the dulcet tones of Miley from Glenroe
July 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Every child in the room traumatised for life by a doll slowly sinking into a slurry pit accompanied by the dulcet tones of Miley from Glenroe
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I could live in eternal Autumn 🍁🎃
July 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I could live in eternal Autumn 🍁🎃
Can’t wait for this race #BritishGP✌🏻 🏎️
July 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Can’t wait for this race #BritishGP✌🏻 🏎️
Me tracking my Switch 2 from the Nintendo website lol 😂
July 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Me tracking my Switch 2 from the Nintendo website lol 😂
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Inconsolable at the end of another series? Fret not, Taskmaster Series 20 is coming soon!
Your five new best friends are… Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar!
Your five new best friends are… Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar!
July 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Inconsolable at the end of another series? Fret not, Taskmaster Series 20 is coming soon!
Your five new best friends are… Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar!
Your five new best friends are… Ania Magliano, Maisie Adam, Phil Ellis, Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar!
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Mono=Bono
Rail=Rail
Rail=Rail
July 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Mono=Bono
Rail=Rail
Rail=Rail
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my experience with PEAK:
June 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my experience with PEAK:
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If shrimp posture bad why feel good
June 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If shrimp posture bad why feel good
I am beyond proud of myself for finishing off a stock take excel in work. That automatically generates the expiration date of chemicals and then uses that to tell me how long a shelf life they have so I can order more stock.
It might be a little sad but I am so proud of how it’s turned out 😊
It might be a little sad but I am so proud of how it’s turned out 😊
a computer screen with the words same sheet different day at the top
ALT: a computer screen with the words same sheet different day at the top
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June 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I am beyond proud of myself for finishing off a stock take excel in work. That automatically generates the expiration date of chemicals and then uses that to tell me how long a shelf life they have so I can order more stock.
It might be a little sad but I am so proud of how it’s turned out 😊
It might be a little sad but I am so proud of how it’s turned out 😊
Getting drunk on my balcony and embracing the drop in temperature
June 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Getting drunk on my balcony and embracing the drop in temperature
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Tonight, it’s #Taskmaster episode 179.
If you’re tuning in for the first time, it will be confusing. If you’ve been with us from the start – probably still confusing, honestly.
See you in an hour on Channel 4!
If you’re tuning in for the first time, it will be confusing. If you’ve been with us from the start – probably still confusing, honestly.
See you in an hour on Channel 4!
June 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tonight, it’s #Taskmaster episode 179.
If you’re tuning in for the first time, it will be confusing. If you’ve been with us from the start – probably still confusing, honestly.
See you in an hour on Channel 4!
If you’re tuning in for the first time, it will be confusing. If you’ve been with us from the start – probably still confusing, honestly.
See you in an hour on Channel 4!
What are the best pun/unfortunate names you’ve come across?
I’ll start:
Joe Lean I hope he’s a country music fan
The unfortunate (due to how our system abbreviates names) Paul Ennis
And the ever helpful Amber Lance
I’ll start:
Joe Lean I hope he’s a country music fan
The unfortunate (due to how our system abbreviates names) Paul Ennis
And the ever helpful Amber Lance
June 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What are the best pun/unfortunate names you’ve come across?
I’ll start:
Joe Lean I hope he’s a country music fan
The unfortunate (due to how our system abbreviates names) Paul Ennis
And the ever helpful Amber Lance
I’ll start:
Joe Lean I hope he’s a country music fan
The unfortunate (due to how our system abbreviates names) Paul Ennis
And the ever helpful Amber Lance
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Me in my mid 20s - "Maybe one day I'll be important enough to be in work meetings"
Me in my late 30s having a meeting cancelled at last minute -
"oh thank fuck"
Me in my late 30s having a meeting cancelled at last minute -
"oh thank fuck"
June 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Me in my mid 20s - "Maybe one day I'll be important enough to be in work meetings"
Me in my late 30s having a meeting cancelled at last minute -
"oh thank fuck"
Me in my late 30s having a meeting cancelled at last minute -
"oh thank fuck"
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Having a relaxing Sunday evening with a cup of tea and my switch
June 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Having a relaxing Sunday evening with a cup of tea and my switch