david hardy
@davidahadee.bsky.social
microblahg, better than my own flawed internal memory, and a little more well indexed. #dev #L10N #Spanish #A11Y #snowboarding #soccer #music
honey i shrunk the kids walked so stranger things could jump
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
honey i shrunk the kids walked so stranger things could jump
i really want Alexa to have an uncensored mode. when she bleeps out words it makes me sad. when I was a kid I hated that shit too. #censorship in #technology
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i really want Alexa to have an uncensored mode. when she bleeps out words it makes me sad. when I was a kid I hated that shit too. #censorship in #technology
i remember @seldo.com posting about lsof a while back. i wonder if `watch -c lsof -P -i TCP -s TCP:LISTEN` is in one of his widgets. #dev
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i remember @seldo.com posting about lsof a while back. i wonder if `watch -c lsof -P -i TCP -s TCP:LISTEN` is in one of his widgets. #dev
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
October 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i wish i could just stay in @cursor.com.web.brid.gy but it is not able to run VS Code extension, even though Cursor is a fork thereof. how can i donate oss contribution hours to fixing this? you too, @vscode.dev : as is i just use vs code to manage the stuff Cursor's throwing at the wall & vi. #dev
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i wish i could just stay in @cursor.com.web.brid.gy but it is not able to run VS Code extension, even though Cursor is a fork thereof. how can i donate oss contribution hours to fixing this? you too, @vscode.dev : as is i just use vs code to manage the stuff Cursor's throwing at the wall & vi. #dev
you're back!
Reviews are in, it's a winner!
* this sparked an immediate and bonechilling dread within me
* this is just perverse
* impressive... but why would you do this
* what is wrong with you
* hey. hey what the fuck
* This is horrifying lol
* ok yall have to stop soon
* that sucks i love it so much
* this sparked an immediate and bonechilling dread within me
* this is just perverse
* impressive... but why would you do this
* what is wrong with you
* hey. hey what the fuck
* This is horrifying lol
* ok yall have to stop soon
* that sucks i love it so much
October 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you're back!
i thought to myself "ribaldry is my default setting, how do i communicate that to alexa and the like". then i thought, "does the independent clause before the comma communicate what i think it does?" fuckin' nailed it! #ribaldry, #RibaldryForLife #comedy aside:yes my ribaldry toggle button exists.
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i thought to myself "ribaldry is my default setting, how do i communicate that to alexa and the like". then i thought, "does the independent clause before the comma communicate what i think it does?" fuckin' nailed it! #ribaldry, #RibaldryForLife #comedy aside:yes my ribaldry toggle button exists.
hey Apple, stop creating 200 of the same alarms when i ask you to wake me at 6am 200/365 verbally before i go to bed. it’s the same alarm, just toggle it on and off. sure if there is a really unique one that has been customized, go ahead and have a different one in the list. code better. lol, butrly
September 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
hey Apple, stop creating 200 of the same alarms when i ask you to wake me at 6am 200/365 verbally before i go to bed. it’s the same alarm, just toggle it on and off. sure if there is a really unique one that has been customized, go ahead and have a different one in the list. code better. lol, butrly
limburger makes for better mosquito trap bait (look it up) than for human consumption. brevibacterium linens are gnar-gnar-gnarly. it does make me wonder if this is the cheese of the foot fetishist, though? can someone from wikifeet get in touch? #cheese #food #bacteria #kink? boom, roasted
September 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Being John Malkovich
i’ll nominate dancer in the dark
name a flick other than requiem for a dream that you will never watch again not because you think its trash but more because you just cant put yourself through it again
September 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Being John Malkovich
war is so cool. this is neato.
Freed Israeli-American hostage Edan Alexander has announced that he intends to return to Israeli military service next month, less than half a year after being released from Hamas captivity in Gaza.
Freed Israeli-American hostage says he will return to military service | CNN
Freed Israeli-American hostage Edan Alexander has announced that he intends to return to Israeli military service next month, less than half a year after being released from Hamas captivity in Gaza.
www.cnn.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
war is so cool. this is neato.
September 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
steve buscemi’s wig in wendesday is pretty great. the make up artist or special effects person or whatever should get an award for mastery of their art. it’s just really funny to see him with luscious locks.
August 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
steve buscemi’s wig in wendesday is pretty great. the make up artist or special effects person or whatever should get an award for mastery of their art. it’s just really funny to see him with luscious locks.
pareidolia is a neat #word i just learned en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareido...
Pareidolia - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
August 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
pareidolia is a neat #word i just learned en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareido...
"no mames wey/guey" is fire. i'd like to thank tyler v for the learning experience; for taking the time to explain it to me. the direct translation is actually better than the google translate version. the syntax and meaning of #spanish #palabrotas #words , entertaining me for 30 years
June 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"no mames wey/guey" is fire. i'd like to thank tyler v for the learning experience; for taking the time to explain it to me. the direct translation is actually better than the google translate version. the syntax and meaning of #spanish #palabrotas #words , entertaining me for 30 years
September 28, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by david hardy
is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
January 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
fuck this
A crowd of 500 people in Paris, dozens of whom had camped out overnight, stood in a snaking line to buy a decidedly un-French confection: A hot, glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut.
It's the latest American fast-food brand to open in France.
It's the latest American fast-food brand to open in France.
Hot Glazed Doughnuts on the Menu, and Parisians Can’t Get Enough
The arrival of Krispy Kreme in France is just the latest advance in a decades-long invasion by U.S. fast food in the land of Michelin chefs and long leisurely meals.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2023 at 12:48 AM
fuck this
this is nerd content i’m here for! it’s cool to hear from the dev team and see things happen in real time.
@why.bsky.team Hi!! I am so excited to find the Latest From Follows feed, it's something I've been really wanting. I have a question/suggestion; is it possible to make that feed load reverse-chronologically? That would make it much easier to scroll for new posts & stop when you catch up.
October 17, 2023 at 3:40 PM
this is nerd content i’m here for! it’s cool to hear from the dev team and see things happen in real time.