@davidbstarr.bsky.social
Literally everything I do online makes me believe I'm about to have my data stolen.
January 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Literally everything I do online makes me believe I'm about to have my data stolen.
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage b... FUCK YOU YOU DUMB FUCKING MOTH-
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage b... FUCK YOU YOU DUMB FUCKING MOTH-
January 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage b... FUCK YOU YOU DUMB FUCKING MOTH-
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage bait
I must not engage with rage b... FUCK YOU YOU DUMB FUCKING MOTH-
Wtf is an industry plant? Like a fern or something?
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wtf is an industry plant? Like a fern or something?
It's good to see bluesky can be just had unhinged as twitter. It's almost reassuring.
January 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It's good to see bluesky can be just had unhinged as twitter. It's almost reassuring.
Spoiler by Hyper starts to play
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Spoiler by Hyper starts to play
Fuck yall, im staying in 2024.
January 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Fuck yall, im staying in 2024.
There's something so hot about one thing clobbering another thing.
December 31, 2024 at 2:56 PM
There's something so hot about one thing clobbering another thing.
Look i know I'm showing my age but is that what Magnum PI was about?
“Dead End on Papaya Street” is the noir screenplay Jimmy Buffett never got to write.
December 31, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Look i know I'm showing my age but is that what Magnum PI was about?
Maybe I'm too American but I thought that was Sniper on the Roof
It's also the first night of Hanukkah tonight so Sloth got to pick the movie
December 26, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Maybe I'm too American but I thought that was Sniper on the Roof
I think we are past the point in our society where someone could just do a Mrs. Doubtfire
December 26, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I think we are past the point in our society where someone could just do a Mrs. Doubtfire
Do you think the person who created the mistletoe tradition was a pervert or did we make it pervy over the years?
December 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Do you think the person who created the mistletoe tradition was a pervert or did we make it pervy over the years?
Kill them with kindness? So I end up in jail? Uh no I think ill just keep being a huge asshole thank you.
December 25, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Kill them with kindness? So I end up in jail? Uh no I think ill just keep being a huge asshole thank you.
Why do all skating rinks look the same? I'll see a photo of one 200 miles away from 1978 and still think "is that my skating rink?!"
December 19, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Why do all skating rinks look the same? I'll see a photo of one 200 miles away from 1978 and still think "is that my skating rink?!"
Um sorry I can't actually be a huge piece of shit, my cat really likes me
December 9, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Um sorry I can't actually be a huge piece of shit, my cat really likes me
"Don't forget the donuts"
Ghost in the Shell PS1 ad: anime, tanks, wired worlds, nostalgia.
December 8, 2024 at 12:31 PM
"Don't forget the donuts"
If i make food spicy enough, I wont eat it all in one sitting... or I sweat my ass through the whole thing and die on the toilet a few hours later.
December 7, 2024 at 11:05 PM
If i make food spicy enough, I wont eat it all in one sitting... or I sweat my ass through the whole thing and die on the toilet a few hours later.
Too many people are bending over backwards to say the Hunter Biden pardon is fine actually. It's not and makes dems look like assholes with a double standard.
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Too many people are bending over backwards to say the Hunter Biden pardon is fine actually. It's not and makes dems look like assholes with a double standard.
Men will see expensive microphones and huge ass headphones in a cramped closet and go "hell yeah"
December 2, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Men will see expensive microphones and huge ass headphones in a cramped closet and go "hell yeah"
"Well if they aren't going to follow the rules why should we?" Because we are not them? Because if no one follows the rules then the rules don't exist? Because if it comes down to who can be dumber, louder, and more violent... it's them.
December 2, 2024 at 3:38 PM
"Well if they aren't going to follow the rules why should we?" Because we are not them? Because if no one follows the rules then the rules don't exist? Because if it comes down to who can be dumber, louder, and more violent... it's them.
We did it yall. We covered all of the family time topics
"No I'm not seeing anyone seriously"
"No work sucks actually"
"You're not into my music? Fair."
"No I'm not seeing anyone seriously"
"No work sucks actually"
"You're not into my music? Fair."
November 28, 2024 at 9:15 PM
We did it yall. We covered all of the family time topics
"No I'm not seeing anyone seriously"
"No work sucks actually"
"You're not into my music? Fair."
"No I'm not seeing anyone seriously"
"No work sucks actually"
"You're not into my music? Fair."
Me gazing at my clean and safe for work timeline right before I follow 10,000 sex workers all posting hole.
a close up of a man 's face with a beard and eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard and eyes closed
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November 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Me gazing at my clean and safe for work timeline right before I follow 10,000 sex workers all posting hole.