David Burch
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Gypsy Rose: Life After Lock Up * Teen Mom * 90 Day Fiancé * Undercover Underage * Alaskan Bush People * 16 & Pregnant
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David Burch
@davidburch.tv
· Nov 22
it’s so incredibly satisfying to go into an art gallery and see a bald man with blue glasses frames. like finding a four leaf clover in Ireland
As a bald man with blue glasses and an art history degree I have no idea what you’re talking about.
this is the ideal gay couple.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
December 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
this is the ideal gay couple.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
That tracks.
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
That tracks.
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I’m not sure I trust this.
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m not sure I trust this.
Ever experience a phenomenon and then feel deep relief when you hear it identified and you know it’s not just you?
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ever experience a phenomenon and then feel deep relief when you hear it identified and you know it’s not just you?
When Madame Morrible makes an appointment on the phone or checks in at a host stand do we think she explains it’s “like horrible with an M?”
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When Madame Morrible makes an appointment on the phone or checks in at a host stand do we think she explains it’s “like horrible with an M?”
As a bald man with blue glasses and an art history degree I have no idea what you’re talking about.
it’s so incredibly satisfying to go into an art gallery and see a bald man with blue glasses frames. like finding a four leaf clover in Ireland
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
As a bald man with blue glasses and an art history degree I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Jeff Probst popping out of the bushes to beg viewers to apply to survivor is camp. #survivor49
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jeff Probst popping out of the bushes to beg viewers to apply to survivor is camp. #survivor49
Now Watching ‘Oz: The Musical’ by which I mean "Kiss of the Spider Woman.”
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Now Watching ‘Oz: The Musical’ by which I mean "Kiss of the Spider Woman.”
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
Watching The Two Towers in the year 2025... it's insane that Éowyn, Arwen and Erewhon are three different words.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Watching The Two Towers in the year 2025... it's insane that Éowyn, Arwen and Erewhon are three different words.
Is the whole reheating nachos thing because they don’t reheat well? I don’t think it would ever occur to me to try to reheat nachos.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Is the whole reheating nachos thing because they don’t reheat well? I don’t think it would ever occur to me to try to reheat nachos.
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Plumbus (Series, 2025 - )
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Plumbus (Series, 2025 - )
“Did your mom give you any advice for working with Quentin?”
“Keep your shoes on.”
-Amy Poehler & Maya Hawke
“Keep your shoes on.”
-Amy Poehler & Maya Hawke
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Did your mom give you any advice for working with Quentin?”
“Keep your shoes on.”
-Amy Poehler & Maya Hawke
“Keep your shoes on.”
-Amy Poehler & Maya Hawke
David Harbour and Millie Bobby Brown in Stranger Things 5.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
David Harbour and Millie Bobby Brown in Stranger Things 5.
Can someone have ChatGPT make a clip from Gilmore girls where Anna Nardini explodes?
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Can someone have ChatGPT make a clip from Gilmore girls where Anna Nardini explodes?
"An Astor Place trim and
she thinks she's Joan of Arc..."
Something, something... "Slut of Washington Square Park..."
she thinks she's Joan of Arc..."
Something, something... "Slut of Washington Square Park..."
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"An Astor Place trim and
she thinks she's Joan of Arc..."
Something, something... "Slut of Washington Square Park..."
she thinks she's Joan of Arc..."
Something, something... "Slut of Washington Square Park..."
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I was so sad when they weren’t able to enjoy this delicious lunch
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I was so sad when they weren’t able to enjoy this delicious lunch
“One to see Bugonia,” he said baldly.
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“One to see Bugonia,” he said baldly.
I never imagined I’d grow up to be someone who says “Oh good lord” under my breath to no one several times a day. But here we are.
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I never imagined I’d grow up to be someone who says “Oh good lord” under my breath to no one several times a day. But here we are.
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman or Baywatch Nights. Sharon was a tastemaker.
You have to reboot your mom's favorite 90s show, what are you rebooting?
Ryan Coogler says he’s rebooting ‘The X-Files’ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and she’s already read some pages: ‘She’s fired up.’
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman or Baywatch Nights. Sharon was a tastemaker.
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PAUL HOLLYWOOD: it will be important for bakers to bake this correctly. the key to this challenge will be not fucking up some aspect central to the baking process and also baking
PRUE: quite right. I imagine some bakers will be tempted to fucking ruin these. they'd do well to not fuck it up instead
PRUE: quite right. I imagine some bakers will be tempted to fucking ruin these. they'd do well to not fuck it up instead
October 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
PAUL HOLLYWOOD: it will be important for bakers to bake this correctly. the key to this challenge will be not fucking up some aspect central to the baking process and also baking
PRUE: quite right. I imagine some bakers will be tempted to fucking ruin these. they'd do well to not fuck it up instead
PRUE: quite right. I imagine some bakers will be tempted to fucking ruin these. they'd do well to not fuck it up instead
You can’t reboot The Leftovers without Carrie Coon.
✝️ Rapture Update - Mary Kate Olsen has been raptured. Ashley Olsen confirmed un-raptured
September 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You can’t reboot The Leftovers without Carrie Coon.