David Clarke
@davidclarke76.bsky.social
Stranded on Earth. Trying to make the best of it.
I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK
Phoenix, AZ, USA
I wrote a book:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G3UNVCK
Phoenix, AZ, USA
I live across the street from a school, facing the sports fields. Let me tell you, there are few things more joyful to grade schoolers than a fire drill. It’s like a bonus recess.
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I live across the street from a school, facing the sports fields. Let me tell you, there are few things more joyful to grade schoolers than a fire drill. It’s like a bonus recess.
IF I decide to watch Crossroads (now streaming on Netflix) it will be to see the early stages of Zoe Saldana and Anson Mount’s careers.
Not because of out of control Britney stanning.
Not because of out of control Britney stanning.
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
IF I decide to watch Crossroads (now streaming on Netflix) it will be to see the early stages of Zoe Saldana and Anson Mount’s careers.
Not because of out of control Britney stanning.
Not because of out of control Britney stanning.
“Terminator:Dark Fate” is better movie than Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB give it credit for. It’s on Paramount Plus and worth a watch.
It’s a long chase, like all Terminator movies, but there are lots of twists and plenty of new things we haven’t seen in others
And it has Linda Hamilton being a bad ass
It’s a long chase, like all Terminator movies, but there are lots of twists and plenty of new things we haven’t seen in others
And it has Linda Hamilton being a bad ass
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
“Terminator:Dark Fate” is better movie than Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB give it credit for. It’s on Paramount Plus and worth a watch.
It’s a long chase, like all Terminator movies, but there are lots of twists and plenty of new things we haven’t seen in others
And it has Linda Hamilton being a bad ass
It’s a long chase, like all Terminator movies, but there are lots of twists and plenty of new things we haven’t seen in others
And it has Linda Hamilton being a bad ass
Why isn’t either North Dakota or South Dakota just “Dakota”?
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why isn’t either North Dakota or South Dakota just “Dakota”?
Pittsburgh people, or anyone else who knows for sure, help me figure out my new neighbor.
He had Pennsylvania plates when he got here to AZ, now he has AZ plates with this plate frame. He’s cute AF, athletic, and I’ve never seen him bring anyone around.
What does the frame mean? Is he… you know?
He had Pennsylvania plates when he got here to AZ, now he has AZ plates with this plate frame. He’s cute AF, athletic, and I’ve never seen him bring anyone around.
What does the frame mean? Is he… you know?
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Pittsburgh people, or anyone else who knows for sure, help me figure out my new neighbor.
He had Pennsylvania plates when he got here to AZ, now he has AZ plates with this plate frame. He’s cute AF, athletic, and I’ve never seen him bring anyone around.
What does the frame mean? Is he… you know?
He had Pennsylvania plates when he got here to AZ, now he has AZ plates with this plate frame. He’s cute AF, athletic, and I’ve never seen him bring anyone around.
What does the frame mean? Is he… you know?
Some racist bullshit bubbled up in my Army platoon in the ‘90s. One of our sergeants, an extremely white guy, lined us up and shouted at us about how there is only one skin color in the Army. GREEN! He shamed the fuck out of the racists, in front of everyone.
I hope he’s having a nice retirement.
I hope he’s having a nice retirement.
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Some racist bullshit bubbled up in my Army platoon in the ‘90s. One of our sergeants, an extremely white guy, lined us up and shouted at us about how there is only one skin color in the Army. GREEN! He shamed the fuck out of the racists, in front of everyone.
I hope he’s having a nice retirement.
I hope he’s having a nice retirement.
So… Boots on Netflix is giving me flashbacks. A story about a gay kid joining the military in the early ‘90s. Marines in the show, Army for me.
It’s part trauma. Part nostalgia.
I hate it. I like it.
Fuck.
It’s part trauma. Part nostalgia.
I hate it. I like it.
Fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
So… Boots on Netflix is giving me flashbacks. A story about a gay kid joining the military in the early ‘90s. Marines in the show, Army for me.
It’s part trauma. Part nostalgia.
I hate it. I like it.
Fuck.
It’s part trauma. Part nostalgia.
I hate it. I like it.
Fuck.
Goddamn I make good day-after potato pancakes.
My second favorite part of Thanksgiving.
My second favorite part of Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Goddamn I make good day-after potato pancakes.
My second favorite part of Thanksgiving.
My second favorite part of Thanksgiving.
Does the regime still allow us to call it Black Friday or is that DEI?
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Does the regime still allow us to call it Black Friday or is that DEI?
That cool lesbian girl on Stranger Things is really beautiful. Like if Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke had a baby.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
That cool lesbian girl on Stranger Things is really beautiful. Like if Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke had a baby.
Reposted by David Clarke
Turned around and saw this in the window and nearly tripped my fight or flight.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Turned around and saw this in the window and nearly tripped my fight or flight.
The DC National Guard shooter, an immigrant, shot two random people for no good reason. That’s just about the most American thing there is. “Real” Americans do that all the time and we never do anything to stop it from happening again.
He assimilated from Afghanistan into American values just fine.
He assimilated from Afghanistan into American values just fine.
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The DC National Guard shooter, an immigrant, shot two random people for no good reason. That’s just about the most American thing there is. “Real” Americans do that all the time and we never do anything to stop it from happening again.
He assimilated from Afghanistan into American values just fine.
He assimilated from Afghanistan into American values just fine.
The real - and unanswered - central mystery of Stranger Things is how, in the course of four years of narrative time, the kids all aged ten years.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The real - and unanswered - central mystery of Stranger Things is how, in the course of four years of narrative time, the kids all aged ten years.
When I win the 700 jillion dollar Powerball jackpot on Saturday I’m going to fund an animated revival of Star Trek: Enterprise so we finally get seasons 5-7 that we were wrongly denied.
But… on the condition that the ship had a chicken coop THE WHOLE TIME.
But… on the condition that the ship had a chicken coop THE WHOLE TIME.
…Malcom picks up the chicken, pets and soothes her. She’s just been through a lot.
Malcom tells her, “You’re getting promoted to making the Captain’s breakfast eggs.”
Malcom tells her, “You’re getting promoted to making the Captain’s breakfast eggs.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When I win the 700 jillion dollar Powerball jackpot on Saturday I’m going to fund an animated revival of Star Trek: Enterprise so we finally get seasons 5-7 that we were wrongly denied.
But… on the condition that the ship had a chicken coop THE WHOLE TIME.
But… on the condition that the ship had a chicken coop THE WHOLE TIME.
I’m 6 minutes into the new South Park episode and I’m already cackling at what they did to Pete Hegseth.
What a stupid little bitch he is.
What a stupid little bitch he is.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m 6 minutes into the new South Park episode and I’m already cackling at what they did to Pete Hegseth.
What a stupid little bitch he is.
What a stupid little bitch he is.
How come it’s not called “teethpaste”?
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
How come it’s not called “teethpaste”?
Reposted by David Clarke
Do you like my pet turkey
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Do you like my pet turkey
$54 million? What did Brian Kelly teach?
5:45 pm on Thanksgiving Eve?
Now THIS is how you news dump.
Now THIS is how you news dump.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
$54 million? What did Brian Kelly teach?
I started discontinuing friendships and distancing family relationships around 2008 over racist responses to Obama and opposition to even basic improvements to life like the ACA.
I discontinued more over support for turmp and fascism.
That’s 17 years and I’ve had no regrets
THEY were the problem
I discontinued more over support for turmp and fascism.
That’s 17 years and I’ve had no regrets
THEY were the problem
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I started discontinuing friendships and distancing family relationships around 2008 over racist responses to Obama and opposition to even basic improvements to life like the ACA.
I discontinued more over support for turmp and fascism.
That’s 17 years and I’ve had no regrets
THEY were the problem
I discontinued more over support for turmp and fascism.
That’s 17 years and I’ve had no regrets
THEY were the problem
Maybe it would have been a good idea for turmp to have obeyed the court order when a judge ruled that the National Guard had to leave DC.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Maybe it would have been a good idea for turmp to have obeyed the court order when a judge ruled that the National Guard had to leave DC.
Somehow only five minutes have passed in the last half hour.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Somehow only five minutes have passed in the last half hour.
Reposted by David Clarke
I fucking hate it when my exes hookup.
September 13, 2023 at 9:54 PM
I fucking hate it when my exes hookup.
I doubt I have many followers with school age children but if you do PLEASE teach them what trespassing is
I live near a school and after school swarms of them gather on my porch/yard/driveway
It’s a condo complex but it’s no less private property than a single family house
Shitty fucking parents
I live near a school and after school swarms of them gather on my porch/yard/driveway
It’s a condo complex but it’s no less private property than a single family house
Shitty fucking parents
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I doubt I have many followers with school age children but if you do PLEASE teach them what trespassing is
I live near a school and after school swarms of them gather on my porch/yard/driveway
It’s a condo complex but it’s no less private property than a single family house
Shitty fucking parents
I live near a school and after school swarms of them gather on my porch/yard/driveway
It’s a condo complex but it’s no less private property than a single family house
Shitty fucking parents
An upgrade to Bluesky that blocks attempts to post screenshots from the Bad Site.
…and locks the user’s account for 12 hours for trying.
…and locks the user’s account for 12 hours for trying.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
An upgrade to Bluesky that blocks attempts to post screenshots from the Bad Site.
…and locks the user’s account for 12 hours for trying.
…and locks the user’s account for 12 hours for trying.
Sorry about your bitchcoins.
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sorry about your bitchcoins.