David Jalbert 🦥
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David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjalbertgames.ca
Indie game dev & artist from QC, Canada 🇨🇦 - Made the old-school FPS Extraneum 🔫 Get it on Steam! https://s.team/a/1999140
I'm not asking or expecting much this Christmas, but if anyone has an extra Commodore 64C they want to get rid off, please think of me 😅

I just need the base unit. I can even pay for shipping!
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Lmao of course he has the Jack Doherty haircut.
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Wait, there are job offers going around?
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
NO IT'S FUCKING NOT
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I could never quite figure out how to make my airplane game interesting or unique, so instead of letting it rot on my hdd, I'm making it into a package for the Unity asset store. It did teach me a lot, at least!

Finished the sandbox scene today, tomorrow I'll start putting the code together. 🛩️
December 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Agreed.
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Shit, I forgot the Simpsons already made that joke.
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
For what it's worth, I ran their pfp through one of those detector thing, because it looked a bit weird to me, and well... make of that what you will lol
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I swear, meditation is impossible when you have ADHD. I have three songs playing in my head at the same time, at all times, 24/7, and there's no mute button to be found.

My brain is trying to kill me smh
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Late night veggie curry with basmati rice, let's goooooo ✨

I swear, curry is straight up black magic. Ain't no business being that good.
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Warning: Adult Content.
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'm in the second category. That's my legit face whenever I'm watching an Adam Sandler movie now:
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Not for nothing, but when tf is the last time he interacted with an Indian anyway? I have mutuals from all over the world and even I don't have one from India (wouldn't mind tho).

So basically...
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If anything, *I'M* sorry for not being able to support you guys more. Times are tough. Buying that one copy of issue 1 was pretty much the most I could afford, but it was absolutely worth it. Thanks for everything, you guys! You did great!
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Basically...
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I swear to god... I can't even be mad, that's amazing lmao

I couldn't help but fuck with them a lil bit. They might send me even more spam but whatever, at this point it won't make a difference anyway lol
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yes and I have no shame!

Or that one I guess lol.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So much for creator day, eh? 😬
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I don't have a lot of money but take it anyway! You deserve it 💯

Go give some love to @santaragione.com , Steam shouldn't have the last word about whether or not you break even with your game.
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There's nothing quite like the power of customizing your own OS.

I especially love that with most Linux desktops, you can customize literally everything. Want to have Me Gusta as your start menu icon? No problemo, buddy!
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Why do you look like Antin Chigurh?

Also I love how that was actually the first result when I googled "actor with weird haircut" lol. Sometimes Google knows me all too well.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kinda had to do this lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Literally every podcast ever:
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Also, you absolutely need to make it your main marketing hook 🔥
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM