David Jalbert 🦥
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David Jalbert 🦥
@davidjalbertgames.ca
Indie game dev & artist from QC, Canada 🇨🇦 - Made the old-school FPS Extraneum 🔫 Get it on Steam! https://s.team/a/1999140
Welp. I know it's likely not saying much, but hopefully it means I still have a chance to make a living making carefully crafted games without getting obliterated by an avalanche of competitors.
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
To be fair, the word "fucking" is incredibly versatile.
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Literal adults with the mentality of an 8 years old. I'm happy for the kids for having the strength to cut them off.
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
They can't be real lmao
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I like the Sonic version lmao

youtu.be/n__GJuqLb00
You're a beta male, Sonic.
YouTube video by Jehtt
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December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
After all, it's called gray boxing, not super elaborate and polished boxing.
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have no mouth and I don't have to scream, because that feature hasn't been coded in yet.
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
For someone who's high as shit, you're spitting a lot of truths, tho!
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lmao of course he has the Jack Doherty haircut.
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You know what deserves the term "content" tho? Ai slop.

Also it's the perfect barely disguised insult whenever someone shows you their latest slop; wow, nice content.
December 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
That's pretty much exactly it for me. I'm not there yet but there's a chance!
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I probably should do that too haha
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I like the trick of responding to an unknown number with "to talk with a representative, please press one". They always immediately hang up.
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When the food is way too hot but you want to eat it anyway.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man, bots are out of control on youtube, eh?
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They're running out of good ideas to make easy money off the back of honest people. They just forgot to specify.
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It would be amazing if that was from a Canadian arcade lol
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Wait, there are job offers going around?
December 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Wow, that was easy.
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don't know what "corporate citizen" means, but I don't like the sound of it.

Also having excellence as a value is extremely vague. I get the feeling it unfortunately has nothing to do with Bill and Ted.
December 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Amen. Being at peace is more important than looking smart.
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM