Ice is a scam, drink's already comes chilled

Gonna be waiting at #2, cocking my arms like Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible:Fallout

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Checked out the JVII album, bangs

I had tickets for Addison Rae and Smerz the same night in October and I agonized all day trying to pick between the two. Got to the point after the opener at the Smerz show that I had to decide to stay or jet over to the other show. Glad I stayed though, one of my favorite shows of the year

Crash that car
Drop that phone
Sleep on emails
Dream about Stang

Only move left is to send out Bailey Zappe to "do the Max Brosmer" (intentionally tank a relief QB performance to make the starter look good)

I legit jiggled my belly with my left arm and told him that I wasn't leaving any food behind

Brosmer Bros are levitating knowing that the plan is in motion

Whenever I see someone on the road at night with one functioning headline I call them Jakob Dylan

J.J. McCarthy focuses too much on trying to be 9 when he should be trying to be 6-7

@solisreport.com voice>

,"More like Paula Cole, Man, because I don't want to wait for our lives to be over...I want to know right now when he won't stink"

Keon Coleman? More like Lump of Coal, Man (Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! 🎅)

I cut the cord a decade ago, so I'm shocked that more people aren't on the TV antenna meta.

Bros in the home league chat keep complaining about not being able to watch the MNF with their YouTube TV, so I keep telling them to plug an antenna in

I remember their dad forbade them from stretching before they trained, that's a dead giveaway

I think he was clearly MAHA early on, from everything that was told of his dad training the boys

Saw this offer in the app I use for getting movie tickets and I wasn't sure how can that be profitable for Frito-Lay

Gizmo mo-capped by Sydney Sweeney