Davis Nguyen
@davisnguyentmn.bsky.social
Just gonna pretend Bluesky is just what Twitter is like on the dark web. Here for a good time, not for good.
The Brandon Aiyuk situation is some sort of scam, but I can't settle on what genre of scam. Scam options include:
•Ponzi Scheme
•phishing attack
•money on fishing pole
•literal rug pull
•Panera Bread portions size reduction
•Gronk stolen valor
•"I've got your nose!"
•Taylor Swift 30+ album variants
•Ponzi Scheme
•phishing attack
•money on fishing pole
•literal rug pull
•Panera Bread portions size reduction
•Gronk stolen valor
•"I've got your nose!"
•Taylor Swift 30+ album variants
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Brandon Aiyuk situation is some sort of scam, but I can't settle on what genre of scam. Scam options include:
•Ponzi Scheme
•phishing attack
•money on fishing pole
•literal rug pull
•Panera Bread portions size reduction
•Gronk stolen valor
•"I've got your nose!"
•Taylor Swift 30+ album variants
•Ponzi Scheme
•phishing attack
•money on fishing pole
•literal rug pull
•Panera Bread portions size reduction
•Gronk stolen valor
•"I've got your nose!"
•Taylor Swift 30+ album variants
Not saying this trade would make any sense from an asset value point of view, but Michael Pittman Jr. for Marvin Harrison Jr. IRL would be an elite "guys remembering guys" swap
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Not saying this trade would make any sense from an asset value point of view, but Michael Pittman Jr. for Marvin Harrison Jr. IRL would be an elite "guys remembering guys" swap
Lee's Sandwiches #1 combination bánh mì hit my mouth like Mjolnir
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Lee's Sandwiches #1 combination bánh mì hit my mouth like Mjolnir
2 item combo plate at a biryani place usually comes with a dessert. Today the guy brought over food and asked if I wanted the dessert. Told him I did.
Asked him why he posed the question and he explained that some people will leave the dessert uneaten on the combo tray.
Asked him why he posed the question and he explained that some people will leave the dessert uneaten on the combo tray.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
2 item combo plate at a biryani place usually comes with a dessert. Today the guy brought over food and asked if I wanted the dessert. Told him I did.
Asked him why he posed the question and he explained that some people will leave the dessert uneaten on the combo tray.
Asked him why he posed the question and he explained that some people will leave the dessert uneaten on the combo tray.
The optimal solution to the Cam Skattebo taco discussion is tilting your head 45° and tilting the taco 45° in the opposite direction
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The optimal solution to the Cam Skattebo taco discussion is tilting your head 45° and tilting the taco 45° in the opposite direction
Jaxson Dart has big "memorized the eye test chart at the DMV so it doesn't say 'corrective lens restriction' on his driver's license" energy
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Jaxson Dart has big "memorized the eye test chart at the DMV so it doesn't say 'corrective lens restriction' on his driver's license" energy
Tired: doing a sponsored post for a shady solitaire game
Wired: doing a sponsored post for a shady Microsoft 3D Pinball: SpaceX Cadet game
Wired: doing a sponsored post for a shady Microsoft 3D Pinball: SpaceX Cadet game
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Tired: doing a sponsored post for a shady solitaire game
Wired: doing a sponsored post for a shady Microsoft 3D Pinball: SpaceX Cadet game
Wired: doing a sponsored post for a shady Microsoft 3D Pinball: SpaceX Cadet game
Prosecution would excuse me during jury selection because of my enjoyment of having sandwiches thrown into my mouth
One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Prosecution would excuse me during jury selection because of my enjoyment of having sandwiches thrown into my mouth
Win and Regine from Arcade Fire may be separating, but we'll always have this Owen Pallett banger
Final Fantasy - This Is The Dream Of Win And Regine
YouTube video by couldntcareless
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Win and Regine from Arcade Fire may be separating, but we'll always have this Owen Pallett banger
Excellent segment in the back-end of this discussing trans athletes, highly recommend
I had the true honor of speaking at the Dodd Center for Human Rights. Thanks to UConn and Prof. James Waller for having me. It's today's episode of PTFO: youtu.be/qrK1x176678?...
"We All Have a Number": Pablo Torre on Sportswashing, Protest and Trans Athletes | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Excellent segment in the back-end of this discussing trans athletes, highly recommend
YouTube algorithm cooked with this recommendation
wwe top 10 fatest wrestlers
YouTube video by DAREAL JRIZZYJACKSON
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
YouTube algorithm cooked with this recommendation
Got my Halloween candy in an online pick-up from store order instead of browsing the candy aisle last week. Didn't realize I got some of the small size candy.
Just want to say that having a small size Rolo where they just package one Rolo is diabolical
Just want to say that having a small size Rolo where they just package one Rolo is diabolical
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Got my Halloween candy in an online pick-up from store order instead of browsing the candy aisle last week. Didn't realize I got some of the small size candy.
Just want to say that having a small size Rolo where they just package one Rolo is diabolical
Just want to say that having a small size Rolo where they just package one Rolo is diabolical
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could put Capri Sun in a bottle, they didn't stop to think if they should put Capri Sun in a bottle
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could put Capri Sun in a bottle, they didn't stop to think if they should put Capri Sun in a bottle
dog avi got a better hit rate than
The Oracle of Delphi
The Oracle of Delphi
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
dog avi got a better hit rate than
The Oracle of Delphi
The Oracle of Delphi
Jake Haener's super-villian alter-ego is Jake Heinous
like for later
like for later
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Jake Haener's super-villian alter-ego is Jake Heinous
like for later
like for later
Went out to a concert at the same place as Saturday. Walked by the same corner store on my way back to my car as I did Saturday. Decided I wanted another Whoppers milk.
Damn, they didn't have the Whoppers milk, but they had the Milky Way milk instead. I don't even mess with Milky Way like that 😞
Damn, they didn't have the Whoppers milk, but they had the Milky Way milk instead. I don't even mess with Milky Way like that 😞
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Went out to a concert at the same place as Saturday. Walked by the same corner store on my way back to my car as I did Saturday. Decided I wanted another Whoppers milk.
Damn, they didn't have the Whoppers milk, but they had the Milky Way milk instead. I don't even mess with Milky Way like that 😞
Damn, they didn't have the Whoppers milk, but they had the Milky Way milk instead. I don't even mess with Milky Way like that 😞
Enough time has passed, we can all acknowledge that Hocus Pocus 2 didn't need to happen.
A solid, if unforgettable effort. It just didn't need to exist
A solid, if unforgettable effort. It just didn't need to exist
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Enough time has passed, we can all acknowledge that Hocus Pocus 2 didn't need to happen.
A solid, if unforgettable effort. It just didn't need to exist
A solid, if unforgettable effort. It just didn't need to exist
"sucks getting Wally Pipped"
-Wally Pipp, probably
-Wally Pipp, probably
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"sucks getting Wally Pipped"
-Wally Pipp, probably
-Wally Pipp, probably
Reposted by Davis Nguyen
Sick QB Twitter loses one idol (Spencer Rattler) and gets to see a few precious snaps from another (Joe Milton)
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sick QB Twitter loses one idol (Spencer Rattler) and gets to see a few precious snaps from another (Joe Milton)
What this actually taste like, which is perfect for me as a Whoppers enthusiast
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
What this actually taste like, which is perfect for me as a Whoppers enthusiast
Better be able to taste the dick vein
October 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Better be able to taste the dick vein
fiduciary responsibility to get tickets to see The Fiery Furnaces performing Blueberry Boat
October 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
fiduciary responsibility to get tickets to see The Fiery Furnaces performing Blueberry Boat
Reposted by Davis Nguyen
Carson Wentz is shaking his wrist and Max Brosmer sounds like a character from the Elder Scrolls.
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Carson Wentz is shaking his wrist and Max Brosmer sounds like a character from the Elder Scrolls.