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![John Wick is a fairy
FanTheory
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Only works for favours, tallied thru gold coins
Can be bound by blood promises against his will
Lives in a world unseen by passers-by
Values sacred ground & rituals
Has a special bond w/ animals
Does not tire or feel pain as a human would
Above all, the other fairies all speak in awed tones of him as the only one to "get out". Through sheer strength of will he crossed over into our world for the love of a human.
Further evidence: administration is run with 2000-era flip phones, 1980s computers, 1930s switchboards. Because it's all stolen technology.
Can only be harmed by weapons containing iron
Is hot in a frightening way
Don't steal his shit
Remarkable loyalty and adherence to the Rules of his World, even to his detriment.
Presents as asexual. (We know he loves a human woman, but there's been zero discussion of 'I wanted a family'. The dogs aren't even presented as surrogate children.)
[The third film] reveals that he is very careful with who knows his true name
the High Table is the Faerie Court, with all their internal games and betrayals and, above all, absolute maintenance of the power system that keeps them in charge
speaks all languages (gift of tongues)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4bxxo7x3xtkzflys3mnyplwf/bafkreibmj63ouu6k7ss7urgifxfx35mnu3npzj2kmdaccrh7bgrkc3mx74@jpeg)
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May 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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EBU: We don't like you using the word "Kant." Can you please tone it down?
Malta: sure ok.
#Eurovision
Malta: sure ok.
#Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
EBU: We don't like you using the word "Kant." Can you please tone it down?
Malta: sure ok.
#Eurovision
Malta: sure ok.
#Eurovision
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The lengths to which the American press is going to describe Donald Trump's Gaza plan in every other way but as ethnic cleansing is quite something
February 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
The lengths to which the American press is going to describe Donald Trump's Gaza plan in every other way but as ethnic cleansing is quite something
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Well, this was the most harrowing fucking thing I've ever had to work on, and I'm just the damn lawyer. Can't imagine the client living it, and it's a goddamn privilege to represent her.
DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman.
DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman.
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February 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Well, this was the most harrowing fucking thing I've ever had to work on, and I'm just the damn lawyer. Can't imagine the client living it, and it's a goddamn privilege to represent her.
DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman.
DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman.
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Another entry for my niche collection of "didn't read to the end of the story being referenced" posts.
February 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Another entry for my niche collection of "didn't read to the end of the story being referenced" posts.
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