Dan Burton
@dbstandsfor.bsky.social
fan of weird role playing games (ask me about the Brooklyn OSR Discord), cities, and the New York Mets. I live in Brooklyn
It looks like this outside my window? Is that bad?
January 30, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It looks like this outside my window? Is that bad?
A “triumvirate” doesn’t just mean any three things
January 20, 2026 at 1:10 AM
A “triumvirate” doesn’t just mean any three things
I would have worn my homemade Grateful Dead shirt today but it’s in the laundry bin because I wear it basically once a week
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I would have worn my homemade Grateful Dead shirt today but it’s in the laundry bin because I wear it basically once a week
Do we think this was Martin Scorsese at the Brooklyn Costco last week?
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Do we think this was Martin Scorsese at the Brooklyn Costco last week?
absolutely wild photo
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
absolutely wild photo
What if I had a very small wardrobe but it was all this
December 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
What if I had a very small wardrobe but it was all this
You just gotta believe me that this harvest moon or whatever looks crazy when it’s not on an iPhone camera
October 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You just gotta believe me that this harvest moon or whatever looks crazy when it’s not on an iPhone camera
This is for the YouTube API for looking at ad revenue and user engagement. Why would I want to put that information into a mobile app, web app, or onto a TV? Which one of these is “I’m downloading the data to put it in a database for analysis, which you explicitly say is the purpose of this API.”
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is for the YouTube API for looking at ad revenue and user engagement. Why would I want to put that information into a mobile app, web app, or onto a TV? Which one of these is “I’m downloading the data to put it in a database for analysis, which you explicitly say is the purpose of this API.”
2 years in I finally looked this up. I thought it was about timing, like if you swing a split second earlier it’s as if you pulled the ball towards the bat (instead of waiting for it to come to you)
September 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
2 years in I finally looked this up. I thought it was about timing, like if you swing a split second earlier it’s as if you pulled the ball towards the bat (instead of waiting for it to come to you)
Can’t decide which one is funnier
September 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Can’t decide which one is funnier
Getting ready to run Bloodmarm Barrow by @bradkerr.net for the Brooklyn OSR crew today
July 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Getting ready to run Bloodmarm Barrow by @bradkerr.net for the Brooklyn OSR crew today
NYC communist groups love recruiting with the pitch “first of all, I assume you’re already a communist, right?”
July 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
NYC communist groups love recruiting with the pitch “first of all, I assume you’re already a communist, right?”
Unfortunately it was too windy for this sky writer to pull off the Fantastic 4 logo for long before it blew away
July 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Unfortunately it was too windy for this sky writer to pull off the Fantastic 4 logo for long before it blew away
Some shots around the neighborhood
June 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Some shots around the neighborhood
Who’s got two tongues and a democratic socialist mayoral nominee
June 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Who’s got two tongues and a democratic socialist mayoral nominee
It only took like 3 years of having this on my eBay alerts to find a copy
June 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It only took like 3 years of having this on my eBay alerts to find a copy
When you put it like this it’s a bit embarrassing
June 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
When you put it like this it’s a bit embarrassing
Obsessed with this 1300 year old Japanese burial offering statue being auctioned as a “semi-abstract statue” bundled with some postcards as part of the David Lynch estate. It feels like they literally didn’t google translate the tag on the back? The estimated value is “$200-300”
May 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Obsessed with this 1300 year old Japanese burial offering statue being auctioned as a “semi-abstract statue” bundled with some postcards as part of the David Lynch estate. It feels like they literally didn’t google translate the tag on the back? The estimated value is “$200-300”
I was gonna send my dad a text about who he shares a birthday with but the only people on the list I’d heard of are Mark David Chapman, Rick Santorum, Sid Vicious, and Bono. Cursed!
May 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I was gonna send my dad a text about who he shares a birthday with but the only people on the list I’d heard of are Mark David Chapman, Rick Santorum, Sid Vicious, and Bono. Cursed!
The city connect jerseys are so ugly. Jesus
May 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The city connect jerseys are so ugly. Jesus
Someone re-shared this 14 year old Reddit post about making pernil, beans, and tostones that really set me on a path at age 23 (not posting all 5 parts bc you get the idea)
April 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Someone re-shared this 14 year old Reddit post about making pernil, beans, and tostones that really set me on a path at age 23 (not posting all 5 parts bc you get the idea)