DCOber
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Nomad writing teacher plying my wares and services.
Even NPR has to follow up "Epstein killed himself" with the caveat "authorities say."
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Even NPR has to follow up "Epstein killed himself" with the caveat "authorities say."
My eight year old's No Kings sign. The cat is not only breaking a crown, but in my favorite detail, she has repurposed a crown for a food bowl.
#NoKings
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My eight year old's No Kings sign. The cat is not only breaking a crown, but in my favorite detail, she has repurposed a crown for a food bowl.
#NoKings
#NoKings
This just makes it into the decade, but I don't know why Songs for Drella isn't more widely hailed as a masterpiece. It's the best thing Lou Reed did after his run in the '70s, and it's a remarkable portrait of Andy Warhol. With John Cale, it's the closest we got to another VU album.
October 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This just makes it into the decade, but I don't know why Songs for Drella isn't more widely hailed as a masterpiece. It's the best thing Lou Reed did after his run in the '70s, and it's a remarkable portrait of Andy Warhol. With John Cale, it's the closest we got to another VU album.
I just discovered that Steve Guttenberg's memoir is titled The Guttenberg Bible. Well played, sir.
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I just discovered that Steve Guttenberg's memoir is titled The Guttenberg Bible. Well played, sir.
Post a horror movie everyone should see.
September 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Post a horror movie everyone should see.
Hey, girl! It's safe to come back to the theaters for Star Wars. We've learned our lesson after The Rise of Skywalker. We're no longer interested in playing it safe. That's why we got visionary director Shawn Levy.
September 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hey, girl! It's safe to come back to the theaters for Star Wars. We've learned our lesson after The Rise of Skywalker. We're no longer interested in playing it safe. That's why we got visionary director Shawn Levy.
I'd love a superhero movie that took inspiration from Eric Rohmer's Perceval.
July 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'd love a superhero movie that took inspiration from Eric Rohmer's Perceval.
Good thing Karl Urban has experience with gloriously silly.
July 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Good thing Karl Urban has experience with gloriously silly.
Saturn Devouring His Son (c.1823) by Francisco Goya
June 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Saturn Devouring His Son (c.1823) by Francisco Goya
I had no clue what an RPG was before playin FF7, so my mind was absolutely blown when I realized you were going to leave Midgar and there was an entire world out there to explore.
March 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I had no clue what an RPG was before playin FF7, so my mind was absolutely blown when I realized you were going to leave Midgar and there was an entire world out there to explore.
What are we doing here NYTimes?
March 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What are we doing here NYTimes?
I've got one day to find a way to eat all of these eggs before they go bad or else I'm basically out a sixty bucks.
January 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I've got one day to find a way to eat all of these eggs before they go bad or else I'm basically out a sixty bucks.
If you have some extra insulin lying around, then I know a guy.
November 25, 2024 at 10:30 PM
If you have some extra insulin lying around, then I know a guy.
I barely remember this series, but the opening theme song is seared into my memory.
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I barely remember this series, but the opening theme song is seared into my memory.
This advertisement for Cambrideside Mall's food court has some of the most unappealing AI art I've seen in the wild. Crazy that someone would pay for this and then pay to put it out in the world.
November 20, 2024 at 2:52 PM
This advertisement for Cambrideside Mall's food court has some of the most unappealing AI art I've seen in the wild. Crazy that someone would pay for this and then pay to put it out in the world.
Well, obviously it's the scientists who are creating the hurricanes and directing them at Florida, and they don't want anyone to know.
October 11, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Well, obviously it's the scientists who are creating the hurricanes and directing them at Florida, and they don't want anyone to know.
Hey, Francis Ford. I heard your new movie is struggling at the box office. Don't worry. I gotchu bro.
September 29, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Hey, Francis Ford. I heard your new movie is struggling at the box office. Don't worry. I gotchu bro.
This might be the most dystopian ad I've seen while riding the T.
September 26, 2024 at 3:02 PM
This might be the most dystopian ad I've seen while riding the T.
And yet another hilarious NYTimes article that tries to pretend with a straight face that Trump has a rational ideology that's about more than simply in groups having the right to exert power over out groups.
April 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
And yet another hilarious NYTimes article that tries to pretend with a straight face that Trump has a rational ideology that's about more than simply in groups having the right to exert power over out groups.
It is so goddamn funny that the New York Times has to pretend that Trump's "law and order" stance is legit rather than an obvious racist dog whistle.
April 23, 2024 at 4:07 PM
It is so goddamn funny that the New York Times has to pretend that Trump's "law and order" stance is legit rather than an obvious racist dog whistle.