Cutie Hermit
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Cutie Hermit
@deadhermit.bsky.social
Spider friend and slow-moving retro aficionado. Everything I say is important and completely true.
it's like one of those fucked up containers they'd make from taxidermied pets a hundred years ago. great-grandma casually twists dogbert's head off and pulls out a couple ginger snaps for you
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
slappers only, oddjob banned
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Lots of possibilities.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
the ticket counter in Hades gotta have redeems like

spider ring (actually alive, bites constantly)
giant plushie with the face of everyone you ever wronged
glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth (normal. no really)
January 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM