DeadpanWriter
@deadpanwriter.bsky.social
Emelie, 30-something writer who likes fantasy, languages, tea, fancy journals, and fountain pens. Wants to do too many hobbies. Generally creative, enjoys video games and D&D. She/her.
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You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
#romancelandia
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
#romancelandia
Well my laptop's fan did not start until I restarted the whole thing and tapped it a little, so I guess it's time to start thinking about a new one 🫠
August 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Well my laptop's fan did not start until I restarted the whole thing and tapped it a little, so I guess it's time to start thinking about a new one 🫠
My SO is watching an anime about collecting minerals and getting so mad about basic facts that they are getting wrong. He's halfway through episode 1 and has ranted almost the entire time. It's cute.
July 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My SO is watching an anime about collecting minerals and getting so mad about basic facts that they are getting wrong. He's halfway through episode 1 and has ranted almost the entire time. It's cute.
FB on literally any day: "Hey, check out this memory from a whole other date five years ago!"
FB exactly 12 years after my then-long distance BF visited me for the first time: *crickets*
FB exactly 12 years after my then-long distance BF visited me for the first time: *crickets*
July 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
FB on literally any day: "Hey, check out this memory from a whole other date five years ago!"
FB exactly 12 years after my then-long distance BF visited me for the first time: *crickets*
FB exactly 12 years after my then-long distance BF visited me for the first time: *crickets*
Went looking for blueberries (*bilberries, but whatever), found chanterelles.
#themushrooms #chanterelles
#themushrooms #chanterelles
July 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Went looking for blueberries (*bilberries, but whatever), found chanterelles.
#themushrooms #chanterelles
#themushrooms #chanterelles
fuck Sony and fuck Amazon
May 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
fuck Sony and fuck Amazon
KAJ did an amazing job!
I think the jury and the public both partook in a little too much swiss LSD however...
#eurovision2025
I think the jury and the public both partook in a little too much swiss LSD however...
#eurovision2025
May 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
KAJ did an amazing job!
I think the jury and the public both partook in a little too much swiss LSD however...
#eurovision2025
I think the jury and the public both partook in a little too much swiss LSD however...
#eurovision2025
Good luck to Austria now! #eurovison2025
May 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Good luck to Austria now! #eurovison2025
Can Gjon's tears please come represent Switzerland again next year 😢 #eurovision2025
May 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Can Gjon's tears please come represent Switzerland again next year 😢 #eurovision2025
All of the Nordic and Baltic countries will be in the #Eurovision final this year. Surely this must be a first?
May 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
All of the Nordic and Baltic countries will be in the #Eurovision final this year. Surely this must be a first?
Waygate spotted! #eurovision #wheeloftime
May 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Waygate spotted! #eurovision #wheeloftime
Ran my second ever D&D game today. My party now has a pet chicken named Eggatha.
April 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ran my second ever D&D game today. My party now has a pet chicken named Eggatha.
I need someone to insert #BaraBadaBastu into the #WoT sweat tent scen, like yesterday, please.
March 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I need someone to insert #BaraBadaBastu into the #WoT sweat tent scen, like yesterday, please.
WE FUCKING DIT IT
SWEDEN IS SENDING FINNS TO EUROVISION
SWEDEN IS SENDING FINNS TO EUROVISION
March 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
WE FUCKING DIT IT
SWEDEN IS SENDING FINNS TO EUROVISION
SWEDEN IS SENDING FINNS TO EUROVISION
We are so xlose to sending a trio of Finns to Eurovision this year and I couldn't be more excited
March 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We are so xlose to sending a trio of Finns to Eurovision this year and I couldn't be more excited
Surprise Andúril in a K-pop MV!
I don't even know how I recognized it.
I don't even know how I recognized it.
February 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Surprise Andúril in a K-pop MV!
I don't even know how I recognized it.
I don't even know how I recognized it.
Absolutely loving that a whole bunch of big subredddits are banning links to X after that POS's nazi stunt 😍
January 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Absolutely loving that a whole bunch of big subredddits are banning links to X after that POS's nazi stunt 😍
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Someone on here said that we've just replaced the four humours with the names of neurotransmitters and that's so right it's not even funny.
January 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Someone on here said that we've just replaced the four humours with the names of neurotransmitters and that's so right it's not even funny.
January 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Picked up fabric today! Planning on making a circle skirt. Of course, since I actually bought the fabric I am now worried I'll fuck it up and I'll soon be desperately checking for anything to make a mockup with 😅
If I have leftovers maybe Plumeria will get a little bowtie or ribbon...
#sewing #cat
If I have leftovers maybe Plumeria will get a little bowtie or ribbon...
#sewing #cat
January 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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inventing a machine to make art for you is like building a robot to fuck your wife
January 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
inventing a machine to make art for you is like building a robot to fuck your wife
I reached my editing goal 2 minutes before midnight here.
I am the best.
Let's bring this energy into 2025 😂
I am the best.
Let's bring this energy into 2025 😂
January 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I reached my editing goal 2 minutes before midnight here.
I am the best.
Let's bring this energy into 2025 😂
I am the best.
Let's bring this energy into 2025 😂
When one of the last things you write for the year is a main character's death scene.
#amwriting
#amwriting
a cartoon character peeking out from under a brick wall
Alt: The evil witch from Disney's animated Snow White laughing evilly as she descends through a trap door.
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2024 at 7:50 AM
When one of the last things you write for the year is a main character's death scene.
#amwriting
#amwriting