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🌈⚧️ ⃝⃤ | she/her - 5.31.19 | Demi/Pan Puppy💜
Tomboi who likes cars, coffee, n adventures!
✨Born to howl, forced to scowl.✨
📍PNW raised. stuck in Indy.

Take action and fix your shit! https://charm.li/
Pinned
....Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart in those piercing eyes

@katashtrophe.bsky.social 💜

youtu.be/evp5pEk4X6I
I Wanna Be Your Dog
YouTube video by Melt Motif - Topic
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Good Evening
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Its 2:52pm and I juat now realized my underwear has been inside out all day >->
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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silkscreened prints using uv-reactive tempera paint as the medium and watercolor paper as the substrate 🍄😽
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
1:29pm gas station chicken tendies hit exactly how you think 😌👌
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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You can get these guys for like $11 right now in my shop with the last chance sale btw - HiddenStashArt.etsy.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
@jimbusoidrex.bsky.social JIMBOOOOO HIIIIIII!!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Thats a pretty big skittle.
#WeirdCarBS
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And they wonder why divorce rates are so high :T
I sort of wish y'all took this more seriously, because this attitude is a reinforcement of heterosexuality as a hierarchy. It's an acknowledgement and understanding that it's not enough to "be with" a woman, or even to father children.

They define manhood as exploitation, abuse, and dominance.
"Everything straight is actually gay" is my favourite kind of ragebait posts by these morons.
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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paywall
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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good morning and happy Kyusha Wednesday: just adore the rear 3/4 on these, and the interior really cements this one firmly in Good Choices territory

www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I’ve had these 2 songs fitting together in my head for a years now. Here’s a very sloppy edit, but at least it’s not AI.

Knee Deep in an Octopus’s Garden
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The algo..
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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diary entry:
and here's where i keep assorted lengths of wire
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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smiling audibly
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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me staring directly into the security camera before "purchasing my items"
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Damn he wasn’t kidding, more or less
The Best Car Movie Of All Time
Peter Hughes says POLIZIOTTO SPRINT is the greatest car movie of all time. Is he right?
alloymag.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Finally a gold star I've actually earned!
December 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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you ever think about how Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan came out the same year as WAP
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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I really want a change in life
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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An idea I had that I finally worked out
(Markers, pencils, colored pens)
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Tired dog..
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM