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Gary
@decimace.bsky.social
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
Experimental post: Dubious Statements from Official Sources
In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, I have compiled a variety of statements that are bizarre, but were published in official Nintendo-authorized sources.
https://pastebin.com/qN3Q6FVU
April 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"
April 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
flug in a ufo saying "woo woo"
February 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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friedbaens.bsky.social
Loversssss
February 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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crisppyboat.ca
My indie game for 15 seconds
February 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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datcravat.bsky.social
WIP >.<
A cropped image of Miku holding the surgefire SMG from Fortnite. She is visible from the waist-up and is pouting looking to the right, offscreen. She is shaded with solid black. There is large japanese text obscured behind her and a distant battle bus in the corner. The image is messily drawn.
January 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
Flug with a assortment of different colored flugs!
January 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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aaa-aggie.bsky.social
this inaguration boring af
me watching family guy during inaguration ceremony
January 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
decimace.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
decimace.bsky.social
December 29, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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jellyjampudding.bsky.social
December 28, 2024 at 8:23 AM
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johnechidna.bsky.social
Media consumption wheel of 2024
December 23, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!
December 18, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
Yolk Folk - Skeleton
Two yolks are talking about showing their skeletons. One shows his little one. He can stand because he has backlog of games inside instead. The second one has a creepy entity inside his body. He is standing because of coffee.
December 18, 2024 at 8:46 AM
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barking-sandwich.bsky.social
two pos meet

#slendytubbies
two Pos looking at each other, the Po on the left is more accurate to her in-game appearance (arms connected to the chest/stomach, pincers to the shoulders), while Po on the right has a more humanoid build (arms to the shoulders, pincers on the back). Po on the right also has a confused expression
December 8, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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bigender2.bsky.social
A nightmare you can't wake up from #regretevator
December 16, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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toonfan01.bsky.social
The darkest nights are the coziest
#tadc #tadcfanart #theamazingdigitalcircus #theamazingdigitalcircusfanart #pomni #kinger
December 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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unijorse.bsky.social
jesse the hedgehog
age: 24
color: green
personality: brash
friends: walter, sonic, tails
backstory: he was a secret enhanced clone using shadow and sonic's genes and also he has a secret 8th chaos emerald called "the antichaos emerald" which nullifies super forms and chaos control.
December 17, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."
December 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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radfarious.bsky.social
SONIC, DEAD OR A-A-ALIVE… IS MINE.
#sonicart #MetalSonic #SonicCD
#Sonic
December 16, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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cbthorburn.bsky.social
SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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foone.bsky.social
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach) CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile" Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house" The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
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artofbygost.bsky.social
Drew one of my absolute childhood icons. So happy my man is finally getting the recognition he deserves.

#sexdick #thefantasticadventuresofsexdick #tfasc #sexdickdango
Artwork depicting SEXDICK striking a super hero pose, whilst flying over skyscrapers
December 6, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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bridgeoffaust.bsky.social
Gourmet Race be like:
December 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM