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deepblueyonder.bsky.social
@deepblueyonder.bsky.social
Lover of coffee, books, oceans, cats, and the Oxford comma. 🌹
In a book club that has a membership of 1.
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This is an awful lot of pre-summer before actual summer. It’s making me worry what actual summer will be like. It’ll either be far too much actual summer, or not much actual summer at all.
May 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Read a line in my book today that described a woman as having a “formidable bosom” and I’ve never related to a character more!
(FYI: Formidable - adjective: inspiring fear or respect through being impressively large, powerful, intense, or capable.)
Beware! Fear my intense and capable bosom!
May 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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This.
April 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Pope's can spit holy water at their prey with devastating accuracy up to 20 feet away. Hunting in packs they can take down a 10 ton elephant.
April 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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British meanings of “I'm fine”

1. I am actually fine, don’t worry
2. I’ll be fine in a minute, but please go away because you’re not helping
3. I've never been so cross
4. I think I’ve just broken my leg
5. My whole life has collapsed
April 9, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
April 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Just had a bumble bee stuck at my bedroom window. I gently explained that the open window is just 6 inches away - s/he didn’t understand so I had to ‘herd’ it with a piece of paper. I am a bee herder!
March 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I asked my mum the other day what I was like as a baby. She replied “you only cried when you were tired, hungry, or wanted a story”. So yeah, nothing’s changed!
March 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
One of the worst things about getting older is when you feel hungover, but without the fun and buzz of drinking alcohol beforehand. I mean what, in the actual living fuck, is that all about?
March 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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The skies are painted with unnumb’red sparks,
They are all fire, and every one doth shine
March 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Across the Sound of Raasay
March 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Brutal.
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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You have conspir’d against our royal person,
Join’d with an enemy proclaim’d, and from his coffers
Receiv’d the golden earnest of our death
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Be a Zelensky in a world of Trumps.
February 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Jeez, guys. This is bad. We should arrange some sort of Union of Europeans, or something.
February 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
February 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Advice needed: How do I convince my idiot colleagues (uk) that Trump, Musk, Farage, the far right, and all other hate-mongers are wrong, only interested in personal power and private wealth, and are in fact, fucking dangerous. They just don’t get it & I feel like I’m fighting against the tide. Help!
February 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reading my book in a coffee shop today, and in one sentence my brain kept coming up with song lyrics for nearly each word. Does this happen to anyone else?
February 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Re-watching The Handmaid’s Tale from the beginning and am terrified at the parallels with what’s going on over in US at the moment. #NoliteTeBastardesCarborundorum
February 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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With Handmaids Tale people focus on the shock of the mass rapes in the book and the show.

But how the regime came to be in power in that book keeps me awake at night because it is playing out in very intricate detail in our real lives right now.
February 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Yf tech billionaires reallye reade their Tolkien thei wolde knowe that it was the obsessive searche by Sauron for selfish immortalitye and individual power above all othir thinges that broughte disaster to Middle Earthe.
February 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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J D Vance. Eyes of Paul Hollywood, beard of Noel Edmonds, intellectual heft of Mr Blobby.
February 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM