Def Jarrett
@defjarrett.bsky.social
He/They • 34 • [dks]’s resident Bachibro • 💛🤍💜🖤 • Forever caboose of the Jimmyz Train • Leader of the Brotrs • All opinions my own!
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Def Jarrett
@defjarrett.bsky.social
· Feb 4
Falman and Breda: "Ed, stop, come with us for questioning!"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
🙏 don’t cancel Otr don’t cancel Harukaze Mound they’re real good please Shonen Jump overlords 🙏
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
🙏 don’t cancel Otr don’t cancel Harukaze Mound they’re real good please Shonen Jump overlords 🙏
Kagurabachi is so goddamn peak, week after week. 103 keeping pace with the rest of it, sick chapter
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Kagurabachi is so goddamn peak, week after week. 103 keeping pace with the rest of it, sick chapter
Got some hairs cut ✌️
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Got some hairs cut ✌️
Petitioning Hideo Kojima to include Chain Sawman and One Punchman in his next game
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Petitioning Hideo Kojima to include Chain Sawman and One Punchman in his next game
Between the AJ Lee podcast (and general Punk-related anything) and Seth and Becky’s dumbass cybertruck, very funny days of self-sabotage for WWE superstars lmao
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Between the AJ Lee podcast (and general Punk-related anything) and Seth and Becky’s dumbass cybertruck, very funny days of self-sabotage for WWE superstars lmao
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I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
WRESTLING IS BETTER WITH EDDIE KINGSTON IN IT
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
WRESTLING IS BETTER WITH EDDIE KINGSTON IN IT
Snow’s starting to come down, I’m full and drunk and home alone, and it’s time for a bubble bath, this is the life
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Snow’s starting to come down, I’m full and drunk and home alone, and it’s time for a bubble bath, this is the life
I am filled with hot dish and Mac and cheese and whiskey and also love for my friends and family and my job and everything else I hope everyone’s having a lovely day ❤️💜
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I am filled with hot dish and Mac and cheese and whiskey and also love for my friends and family and my job and everything else I hope everyone’s having a lovely day ❤️💜
Happy Midwest Thanksgiving, with some ground turkey hotdish and baked mac and cheese!
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Happy Midwest Thanksgiving, with some ground turkey hotdish and baked mac and cheese!
It is done! Less goooy than I think I’d like, might need an extra bit of cheese or milk, but the taste it great and the crust is to die for
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It is done! Less goooy than I think I’d like, might need an extra bit of cheese or milk, but the taste it great and the crust is to die for
The mac and cheese is in the oven, very excited for this batch, hope it turns out as good as I’m hoping!
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The mac and cheese is in the oven, very excited for this batch, hope it turns out as good as I’m hoping!
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happy thanksgiving or whatever
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
happy thanksgiving or whatever
Water’s on, cheese is shredded, in the process of making macking cheese in the Michael wave
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Water’s on, cheese is shredded, in the process of making macking cheese in the Michael wave
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need to get some food in the house soon, we're running low on just about everything. still no food stamps. things are not very good.
It just keeps getting worse. In the last few weeks my grandmother has rapidly declined physically to go along with her continued mental decline. I feel as if me and my mom are going to have to become more hands on with caring for her. We are barely making money as is. It’s dire. ko-fi.com/clockiroll
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November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
need to get some food in the house soon, we're running low on just about everything. still no food stamps. things are not very good.
“Hey I’m lookin’ for Horyn! Iwona B. Horyn? Ey! Does anyone know Iwona B. Horyn?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“Hey I’m lookin’ for Horyn! Iwona B. Horyn? Ey! Does anyone know Iwona B. Horyn?”
Thinking about how unfairly good Red Ranger Isekai has turned out to be, very funny and charming show
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Thinking about how unfairly good Red Ranger Isekai has turned out to be, very funny and charming show
>mfw it’s Morimoto, the Iron Chef
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
>mfw it’s Morimoto, the Iron Chef
Every episode of Utena leaves me feeling exactly like this
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Every episode of Utena leaves me feeling exactly like this
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🎶Well, Cowboy Rick’s a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes to reservation, drinks and gets mean
He goes to the desert, fires a rifle in the sky and says,
“God if I have to die, you will have to die-e-ie-e-ie”🎶
He goes to reservation, drinks and gets mean
He goes to the desert, fires a rifle in the sky and says,
“God if I have to die, you will have to die-e-ie-e-ie”🎶
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
🎶Well, Cowboy Rick’s a major player in the cowboy scene
He goes to reservation, drinks and gets mean
He goes to the desert, fires a rifle in the sky and says,
“God if I have to die, you will have to die-e-ie-e-ie”🎶
He goes to reservation, drinks and gets mean
He goes to the desert, fires a rifle in the sky and says,
“God if I have to die, you will have to die-e-ie-e-ie”🎶
The “Kagurabachi now has too many characters too fast” complaints do nothing for me, brother I’ve been reading One Piece for 15 years at a minimum I am immune to too-many-cool-dudes disease
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The “Kagurabachi now has too many characters too fast” complaints do nothing for me, brother I’ve been reading One Piece for 15 years at a minimum I am immune to too-many-cool-dudes disease
As it turns out no, Nico Harrison wasn’t safe in Dallas and that’s why he’s out, and soon to also be tried at the Hague
That Luka trade is nuts, that GM literally cannot possibly be safe in Dallas. I kinda get the unwillingness to pay but, a return that bad for reasons blatantly beyond what you’re saying would get you tried at the Hague
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
As it turns out no, Nico Harrison wasn’t safe in Dallas and that’s why he’s out, and soon to also be tried at the Hague
This is [dks]
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is [dks]
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panel redraw comm for my friend transfemhiyuki 🫶 #bachiart #kagurabachi
October 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
panel redraw comm for my friend transfemhiyuki 🫶 #bachiart #kagurabachi