Def Jarrett
LightNews LightNews
banner
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett
@defjarrett.bsky.social
110 followers 110 following 1K posts
He/They • 34 • [dks]’s resident Bachibro • 💛🤍💜🖤 • Forever caboose of the Jimmyz Train • Leader of the Brotrs • All opinions my own!
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · Feb 4
Falman and Breda: "Ed, stop, come with us for questioning!"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
1 4
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 3d
Does the Godfather insist upon itself?
allelitewrestling.com All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 3d
You can ask "Timeless" Toni Storm ONE question. What is it?
1
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 4d
So-called “free thinkers” when they roll off the production line at the droid factory
2
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 4d
I’ve only had time for three Jumps so far (Kagurabachi, Akane, Ichi) and already all three have been peak chapters, we’re eating GOOD this week
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 5d
Authentically the easiest and funniest costumes of all time, we look great
2
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 5d
This is Halloween? Nah, this is Deadlock
1 1 6
Reposted by Def Jarrett
billcorbett.bsky.social
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 5d
My daughter the One Piece fan drew this poster for her No Kings rally today
Poster made by my daughter for her No Kings rally based on One Piece: Luffy punching Trump
30 630 2.7K
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 5d
It’s all the things you like about Hades with some new learning curves, somehow even more gorgeous art and designs, and boss battles I mostly like even more than the original’s. Gotta grind more of these weapons and areas before full judgement though!
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 5d
Having now played 6 hours of Hades II, getting all the way to the (supposed) final boss once, I can safely say: game is good!
1 1
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 6d
Got past Hecate in three tries, made it all the way to the second boss on that same run, these fingers are ITCHY
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 6d
Done nothing at work but think about playing Hades II, my first day owning it and already it’s a problem
1 1
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 6d
Stop watching. Tell your friends and family to stop watching it. Grow a backbone and make others grow one as well. Enough should be enough and it never will, and it’s not my fault that it isn’t
2 5
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 6d
The WWE is an arm of the current fascist regime and is now replacing jobs with AI, furthering their effort in devaluing labor, after adding in new one year non-compete clauses to their contracts that talents didn’t know about. For the love of god, stop watching
aaron.wrotkowski.ca Aaron - GrapPro.com @aaron.wrotkowski.ca · 6d
This appears to be legitimate so I'll repost it.

WWE is now using AI storytelling and will use it more and more now that Paul Levesque is neglecting his duties to try to get into politics.

So far the best it has come up with is Bobby Lashley (now in AEW) becoming Tensai.
WWE has a contract with Writer AI, a platform which has already been fed WWE content. Cyrus Kowsari was hired last month as the new Senior Director of Creative Strategy. He had previously been a Producer for Buzzfeed from 2016 to 2022 and for ONE, the MMA company, from 2022 until last month. He was introduced to the creative staff by Paul Levesque. In introducing him, Levesque said that Kowsari would lead WWE’s transition to AI based story telling and integrate AI into creative services like video and graphics. He said that this shift is inevitable when it comes to creative in pro wrestling. Kowsari said he would both manage AI storytelling and be a liaison to the White House as Levesque is taking on more duties in politics in some form. Thus far the AI software has come up with what one person with knowledge of the situation called absurdly bad storylines. They pitched a storyline where Bobby Lashley, who the AI thought was still with the company, could come back as a wrestler who was obsessed with Japanese culture and history. The feeling is once bugs are worked out that AI will begin to have major impact on storyline direction. Another promotion previously tested out AI for creative help and suggestions and found it couldn’t understand pro wrestling and storylines. - WON
1 8 10
Reposted by Def Jarrett
ariargenta.bsky.social
Aria Argenta 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ariargenta.bsky.social · 7d
Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it’s the Toyota Trueno AE86 Apex/Hachi-Roku
13 45 210
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 6d
If anyone needs me for anything over the next, say, three months, I’ve just bought Hades II so no you don’t, figure it out yourself
1
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 7d
I am always down to be a Great Asset to the Company (I miss my jump across a pit while running from a bracken, killing me instantly)
1
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 7d
It’s October and I WILL play the funny spooky game this month no matter what it takes
a cartoon of a man carrying a bottle and a gear
ALT: a cartoon of a man carrying a bottle and a gear
media.tenor.com
1 1
Reposted by Def Jarrett
kennylauderdale.bsky.social
Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 8d
"Japan isn't the magic land anime says it is""
Lupin The Third Street:
3 54 210
Reposted by Def Jarrett
tange9t.bsky.social
Devious Creature @tange9t.bsky.social · 11d
the first caveman to cook himself a delicious meal:
1 4
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 11d
this is the worst sentence I’ve ever typed
1 2
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 11d
she gores psycho on my man until I’m a hunky boy
2 1 3
Reposted by Def Jarrett
desperado.bsky.social
Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 11d
*Psycho Goreman voice*
1 4 8
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 12d
The original five Jimmyz, hosted by Don Fujii and his good pal, Li’l Mondai Ryu
fodderfigure.bsky.social Sarah Kurchak @fodderfigure.bsky.social · 13d
This question is only going to appeal to a particularly nerdy middle of the Venn diagram, but what five wrestlers would you cast in a series of Taskmaster?
3
Reposted by Def Jarrett
catsuka.bsky.social
Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 14d
New poster for "Dorohedoro" Season 2.
Coming Spring 2026.
33 840 2.2K
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 14d
next dueling chant to start at Unsanctioned Pro
1
defjarrett.bsky.social
Def Jarrett @defjarrett.bsky.social · 14d
This OC shit is easy
1