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Def Jarrett
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He/They • 34 • [dks]’s resident Bachibro • 💛🤍💜🖤 • Forever caboose of the Jimmyz Train • Leader of the Brotrs • All opinions my own!
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Falman and Breda: "Ed, stop, come with us for questioning!"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
Does the Godfather insist upon itself?
You can ask "Timeless" Toni Storm ONE question. What is it?
So-called “free thinkers” when they roll off the production line at the droid factory
I’ve only had time for three Jumps so far (Kagurabachi, Akane, Ichi) and already all three have been peak chapters, we’re eating GOOD this week
Authentically the easiest and funniest costumes of all time, we look great
This is Halloween? Nah, this is Deadlock
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My daughter the One Piece fan drew this poster for her No Kings rally today
It’s all the things you like about Hades with some new learning curves, somehow even more gorgeous art and designs, and boss battles I mostly like even more than the original’s. Gotta grind more of these weapons and areas before full judgement though!
Having now played 6 hours of Hades II, getting all the way to the (supposed) final boss once, I can safely say: game is good!
Got past Hecate in three tries, made it all the way to the second boss on that same run, these fingers are ITCHY
Done nothing at work but think about playing Hades II, my first day owning it and already it’s a problem
Stop watching. Tell your friends and family to stop watching it. Grow a backbone and make others grow one as well. Enough should be enough and it never will, and it’s not my fault that it isn’t
The WWE is an arm of the current fascist regime and is now replacing jobs with AI, furthering their effort in devaluing labor, after adding in new one year non-compete clauses to their contracts that talents didn’t know about. For the love of god, stop watching
This appears to be legitimate so I'll repost it.

WWE is now using AI storytelling and will use it more and more now that Paul Levesque is neglecting his duties to try to get into politics.

So far the best it has come up with is Bobby Lashley (now in AEW) becoming Tensai.
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Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it’s the Toyota Trueno AE86 Apex/Hachi-Roku
If anyone needs me for anything over the next, say, three months, I’ve just bought Hades II so no you don’t, figure it out yourself
I am always down to be a Great Asset to the Company (I miss my jump across a pit while running from a bracken, killing me instantly)
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"Japan isn't the magic land anime says it is""
Lupin The Third Street:
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the first caveman to cook himself a delicious meal:
this is the worst sentence I’ve ever typed
she gores psycho on my man until I’m a hunky boy
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The original five Jimmyz, hosted by Don Fujii and his good pal, Li’l Mondai Ryu
This question is only going to appeal to a particularly nerdy middle of the Venn diagram, but what five wrestlers would you cast in a series of Taskmaster?
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New poster for "Dorohedoro" Season 2.
Coming Spring 2026.
next dueling chant to start at Unsanctioned Pro