Def Jarrett
@defjarrett.bsky.social
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Def Jarrett
@defjarrett.bsky.social
· Feb 4
Falman and Breda: "Ed, stop, come with us for questioning!"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
Edward Elric: "I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"
Ripping my shirt off and swinging it over my head this shit MEANS something to me man
The gang's all here! 💥
LUPIN THE IIIRD: The Movie - The Immortal Bloodline crash lands into theatres January 4-6 in both English & Japanese. Get your tickets now!
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LUPIN THE IIIRD: The Movie - The Immortal Bloodline crash lands into theatres January 4-6 in both English & Japanese. Get your tickets now!
brnw.ch/21wYrhc
December 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ripping my shirt off and swinging it over my head this shit MEANS something to me man
IF NOBODY GOT ME I KNOW NICE NATURE GOT ME
Manhattan Cafe followed up to let me down so now my fate is in the hands of Nice Nature
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
IF NOBODY GOT ME I KNOW NICE NATURE GOT ME
It is no longer McQueen Monday 😔
I FINALLY WON MY FIRST URA FINALE
THANK YOU MEJIRO MCQUEEN
AND GUESS WHAT?
THANK YOU MEJIRO MCQUEEN
AND GUESS WHAT?
a girl with purple hair is giving a peace sign with the words it 's mcqueen monday written above her
ALT: a girl with purple hair is giving a peace sign with the words it 's mcqueen monday written above her
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December 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It is no longer McQueen Monday 😔
I FINALLY WON MY FIRST URA FINALE
THANK YOU MEJIRO MCQUEEN
AND GUESS WHAT?
THANK YOU MEJIRO MCQUEEN
AND GUESS WHAT?
a girl with purple hair is giving a peace sign with the words it 's mcqueen monday written above her
ALT: a girl with purple hair is giving a peace sign with the words it 's mcqueen monday written above her
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December 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I FINALLY WON MY FIRST URA FINALE
THANK YOU MEJIRO MCQUEEN
AND GUESS WHAT?
THANK YOU MEJIRO MCQUEEN
AND GUESS WHAT?
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I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.
I do not have the energy and don’t know how anyone else does to even care about John Cena, his retirement, his last match, whatever. Who cares.
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I do not have the energy and don’t know how anyone else does to even care about John Cena, his retirement, his last match, whatever. Who cares.
This is your call to read Mage Next Door, Osoegawa my GOAT
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This is your call to read Mage Next Door, Osoegawa my GOAT
YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ME TO COME WITH YOU YOU DIDN'T NEED TO FUCKING CHOMP DOWN ON ME
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ME TO COME WITH YOU YOU DIDN'T NEED TO FUCKING CHOMP DOWN ON ME
Fucking Rice Shower BIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Fucking Rice Shower BIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17 gonna find out the hard way why a body at rest should really, really stay at rest
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
17 gonna find out the hard way why a body at rest should really, really stay at rest
Calling everywhere I ever go this from now on
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Calling everywhere I ever go this from now on
Seeing one of the Avengers movies in the front row looking up their noses because my DnD crew and I basically got the last seats on a whim one night
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Seeing one of the Avengers movies in the front row looking up their noses because my DnD crew and I basically got the last seats on a whim one night
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Need to get some food in the house and we’re barely covering the absolute necessities right now
It just keeps getting worse. In the last few weeks my grandmother has rapidly declined physically to go along with her continued mental decline. I feel as if me and my mom are going to have to become more hands on with caring for her. We are barely making money as is. It’s dire. ko-fi.com/clockiroll
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December 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Need to get some food in the house and we’re barely covering the absolute necessities right now
Started up with the horsies again, got the Halloween Rice Shower and some funny lady with a sword
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Started up with the horsies again, got the Halloween Rice Shower and some funny lady with a sword
Funni hors game win
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Funni hors game win
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"if you share your game opinions with hashtag the game awards on tiktok you deserve to be punched in the head" - def
December 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"if you share your game opinions with hashtag the game awards on tiktok you deserve to be punched in the head" - def
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started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
I think my friends should have bad things happen to them
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think my friends should have bad things happen to them
So far this Geese album is “what if early Modest Mouse was really fucking boring” but I guess we’ll see
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
So far this Geese album is “what if early Modest Mouse was really fucking boring” but I guess we’ll see
The WWE, not content with their cage matches simply having no blood and minimal violence, take it a step farther:
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The WWE, not content with their cage matches simply having no blood and minimal violence, take it a step farther:
Haunted Mansion jersey with the Seiko shirt, I’m on my spirited Swim shit even on vacation 👻✌️
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Haunted Mansion jersey with the Seiko shirt, I’m on my spirited Swim shit even on vacation 👻✌️
I’m gonna keep saying it every chance I get when talking about it, but Harukaze Mound has some of the best art going and is also very fun and funny, everyone should read it
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m gonna keep saying it every chance I get when talking about it, but Harukaze Mound has some of the best art going and is also very fun and funny, everyone should read it
ho, ho, dean malenko
scotty too hotty
somebody waits for you
spear them, through the tree
scotty too hotty
somebody waits for you
spear them, through the tree
have a hardcore holly christmas
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
ho, ho, dean malenko
scotty too hotty
somebody waits for you
spear them, through the tree
scotty too hotty
somebody waits for you
spear them, through the tree
Reposted by Def Jarrett
have a hardcore holly christmas
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
have a hardcore holly christmas
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat
it's the best time of the year
I don't know
if there's al snow
but stone cold has some beer
have a hardcore holly christmas
and when you walk when the street
say hello
to test, d'lo,
and everyone named meat