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great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system
September 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Conservatives would be the first to say that no liberal is THAT good with a rifle to pop off a 200 yard hit to the neck, too woke to be that accurate 👀
September 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I love that instead of worrying about the boy Dale, Boomhauer and Bill are laughing at him for knocking himself out. #KingOfTheHill
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Recovering from the large Slurpee I bought at 7/11

Recovering from a night out drinking
July 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm honestly devastated by the loss of Mikayla Raines. Her YouTube channel Saveafox was something that brought so much joy to me. Watching this channel during the pandemic was such a positive vibe through bad times. RIP Mikayla. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qlJ...
An unimaginable loss for the rescue
YouTube video by Saveafox
www.youtube.com
June 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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We are a proud country of Haters.

Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened
It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
June 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
June 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Honestly yogurt by itself is so disgusting. I can't get over that expired milk sour taste. Forced to it eat by itself because it's one of the few cold things I can eat after surgery.
June 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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“Special thanks to our sponsor: Coinbase”
June 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Remarkable.

MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful."

Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd.

Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Trust me, when you get to 40 no one gives a fuck about a city not having a night life. I'm at home by 10pm.
April 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The usually calm and collected Mon Mothma drunk af dancing the night away at her daughter’s wedding as her life is crumbling into pieces beneath her is an absolute vibe.
#starwars #andor #monmothma
April 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There's something about putting samurai characters in a western that gets me excited. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCW7...
Tornado - Official Trailer
YouTube video by LionsgateFilmsUK
www.youtube.com
April 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
How has it already been five years since COVID? It feels like it was just barely a year ago that I was getting a vaccine shot and trying to get refunds for a trip to Japan that I couldn't go to because of the pandemic. Also aging five years since then is freaking me out.
April 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It's so wild to me that you can just take pictures of dogs and make an entire career off posting it on social media.
April 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Some of you people really got duped into going to a concert in the middle of the desert for the weekend paying exorbitant amounts of money for water.
April 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I don't think people realize how resigned I am to just wanting to die. Not like suicide die but just dying naturally. My body has just been slowly giving up lately and it's no longer fun. Plus with all the bullshit going on in the world what's the point of wanting more out of life?
April 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
So long America.
April 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
A friend of mine is currently going through a divorce and it made me realize just how brittle a marriage is. It was only 3 months ago where this friend was fawning over her husband and now they're going through divorce process. Love is so bizarre because at any moment it can all shatter to pieces.
April 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If the Dodgers win the World Series again it's an actual conspiracy to justify Ohtani's insane salary.
March 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sometimes I don't know if I'm watching a YouTube video where the voiceover is made by AI or if the voiceover narrator just has a very monotone and boring voice.
March 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What is this insane need for people to show off their first class flights? How is that relatable to anyone that's not wealthy?
March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The passage of time is so wild the older you get. Ages 20 to 30 felt like 20 years. Ages 30 to 40 felt like 13 years. I think ages 40 to 50 will feel like 5 years.
March 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Caught a cold. I've sneezed more in the past 24 hours being sick than I have the past two years being not sick.
March 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM