RIP all the people having to explain the “Notices Bulge~ OwO whats this?” Bullet casing message to their older relatives. And also that the police def mistook the tilde for an S. Dumb fucks.

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The Show Me State is showing up for our democracy.

In the interest of clarity, the neural interface is not in fact designed to give the pilot an orgasm every time they fire the particle projection cannon, and we have no idea why it keeps doing that.

The idea of bluesky is great if it wasnt like 90% peoples liberal parents doomscrolling. Like where are the jokes. Where are the freaks. What posts can I interact with that will fix my discovery page from being entirely devoted to donald trump outrage.

Balloons don't go to heaven. They fall back to Earth and many birds and wildlife become entangled resulting in death. There are many other ways to celebrate life that aren't harmful to the environment and wildlife!

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women

shadow play #aai #aceattorneyinvestigations

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now