kate horowitz (she/???)
@delightmonster.bsky.social
writer, arter, + sea hag in maine
(disabled, autistic, exhausted)
stickers: bigchallenges.shop
writing: katehorowitz.com
(disabled, autistic, exhausted)
stickers: bigchallenges.shop
writing: katehorowitz.com
Pinned
I'm now available for many different kinds of editorial & art work (2nd image); please send any relevant job postings & gig opportunities* my way. Absent those, I will accept memes (3rd image) & treats. 🍓
*Remote work only. My current level of disability does not permit a commute.
*Remote work only. My current level of disability does not permit a commute.
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September 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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you know what, if you do snail art (or other invertebrates), we regularly do art book. currently accepting submission for the December edition.
Couldn't make it this season? Or maybe you have MORE to show? The submission form for the December 2025 edition is already open.
forms.gle
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
you know what, if you do snail art (or other invertebrates), we regularly do art book. currently accepting submission for the December edition.
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We're snailposting, post your snails!
Das hier ist ein Schneckenpost.
Das hier ist ein Schneckenpost.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We're snailposting, post your snails!
Das hier ist ein Schneckenpost.
Das hier ist ein Schneckenpost.
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We're snailposting, post your snails!
🌾🌾🐌🌾🌾
🌾🌾🐌🌾🌾
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We're snailposting, post your snails!
🌾🌾🐌🌾🌾
🌾🌾🐌🌾🌾
we're snailposting!?!?!!! post your snails
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
we're snailposting!?!?!!! post your snails
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everyone, go watch this video of a snail giving birth to 3 adorable babies
I had some of these for a while. Its a trip to watch.
From the snails community on Reddit: One of my Japanese Trapdoor Snails giving birth in July 2019. Thought you guys would enjoy. This is when I learned the mothers briefly clean them right after birth...
Explore this post and more from the snails community
www.reddit.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
everyone, go watch this video of a snail giving birth to 3 adorable babies
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the moon has only ever given me bad advice and i'd still trust her over a bot
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the moon has only ever given me bad advice and i'd still trust her over a bot
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other things you can ask stuff
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
other things you can ask stuff
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
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I think it is important for elves and elf-adjacent creatures to have fangs
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I think it is important for elves and elf-adjacent creatures to have fangs
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You’ve all been very good this week, please have a crab.
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You’ve all been very good this week, please have a crab.
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A treasure: the itty-bitty book of #haiku I co-published with a snail and @rebeccachaperon.bsky.social for her Magic Mail series last year #InverteFest
August 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A treasure: the itty-bitty book of #haiku I co-published with a snail and @rebeccachaperon.bsky.social for her Magic Mail series last year #InverteFest
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reading this thread of clam facts and logging off bc what could top it
Each scallop eye is like a miniature mirror telescope, with a retina formed from reflective guanine crystals (11)
September 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
reading this thread of clam facts and logging off bc what could top it
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Elinor finally made taylor swift interesting
My Taylor Swift essay for Zona Motel is out today! I'm examining what being an English teacher means in pop culture and why Taylor might want to incorporate that into her brand 👀
COLUMN: The Book-Object, "Why Does Taylor Swift Want to be Our English Teacher?"
considering the aesthetics of the English teacher as wielded by the pop star
zonamotel.substack.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Elinor finally made taylor swift interesting
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please, let us return to the wet stuff
Crawling Out Of The Water Was An Evolutionary Accident
YouTube video by PBS Eons
www.youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
please, let us return to the wet stuff
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My Taylor Swift essay for Zona Motel is out today! I'm examining what being an English teacher means in pop culture and why Taylor might want to incorporate that into her brand 👀
COLUMN: The Book-Object, "Why Does Taylor Swift Want to be Our English Teacher?"
considering the aesthetics of the English teacher as wielded by the pop star
zonamotel.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My Taylor Swift essay for Zona Motel is out today! I'm examining what being an English teacher means in pop culture and why Taylor might want to incorporate that into her brand 👀
fyi: They are on sale right now. there's never been a better time to add an astonished little weirdo to your surroundings
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
fyi: They are on sale right now. there's never been a better time to add an astonished little weirdo to your surroundings
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With a few notable exceptions among you, I suspect you (yes! you!!) simply do not know enough about eels.
Not because there is a great eel quiz at the end of it all, no no.
But because eel facts, that you can scratch to reveal, bring joy. We need more joy. Badly.
Get eel facts.
eelfacts.net
Not because there is a great eel quiz at the end of it all, no no.
But because eel facts, that you can scratch to reveal, bring joy. We need more joy. Badly.
Get eel facts.
eelfacts.net
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
With a few notable exceptions among you, I suspect you (yes! you!!) simply do not know enough about eels.
Not because there is a great eel quiz at the end of it all, no no.
But because eel facts, that you can scratch to reveal, bring joy. We need more joy. Badly.
Get eel facts.
eelfacts.net
Not because there is a great eel quiz at the end of it all, no no.
But because eel facts, that you can scratch to reveal, bring joy. We need more joy. Badly.
Get eel facts.
eelfacts.net
Much gratitude to the Vancouver witch–poets who showed up for today's workshop. My heart is glowing 💖
Do you like art & magic & nature & noticing things & writing them down in teeny little books?
Are you in the Vancouver (Canada) area? Are you free October 25?
Oh good!
www.crartgallery.ca/events/#!eve...
Are you in the Vancouver (Canada) area? Are you free October 25?
Oh good!
www.crartgallery.ca/events/#!eve...
Events | Campbell River Art Gallery
Upcoming and past events at the Campbell River Art Gallery.
www.crartgallery.ca
October 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Much gratitude to the Vancouver witch–poets who showed up for today's workshop. My heart is glowing 💖
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can i offer you a Them in these trying times bigchallenges.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
can i offer you a Them in these trying times bigchallenges.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
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today! today!
Do you like art & magic & nature & noticing things & writing them down in teeny little books?
Are you in the Vancouver (Canada) area? Are you free October 25?
Oh good!
www.crartgallery.ca/events/#!eve...
Are you in the Vancouver (Canada) area? Are you free October 25?
Oh good!
www.crartgallery.ca/events/#!eve...
Events | Campbell River Art Gallery
Upcoming and past events at the Campbell River Art Gallery.
www.crartgallery.ca
October 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
today! today!
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today! today!
Do you like art & magic & nature & noticing things & writing them down in teeny little books?
Are you in the Vancouver (Canada) area? Are you free October 25?
Oh good!
www.crartgallery.ca/events/#!eve...
Are you in the Vancouver (Canada) area? Are you free October 25?
Oh good!
www.crartgallery.ca/events/#!eve...
Events | Campbell River Art Gallery
Upcoming and past events at the Campbell River Art Gallery.
www.crartgallery.ca
October 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
today! today!
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October 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM