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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
I would like my upstairs neighbor to throw their piano down the stairs. I shouldn't be forced to listen to their shitty playing 🙄
May 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I would like my upstairs neighbor to throw their piano down the stairs. I shouldn't be forced to listen to their shitty playing 🙄
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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
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February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
EVE 6 / TA TICKET GIVEAWAY CONTEST!
Everyone knows Titus Andronicus can put away the beers, but can you guess how many cans are in this (33 gal) bag?
Quote this post with yr guess and #herestothreenights
The first to guess correctly wins 2 free passes to the Eve 6 / TA concert of their choice!
Everyone knows Titus Andronicus can put away the beers, but can you guess how many cans are in this (33 gal) bag?
Quote this post with yr guess and #herestothreenights
The first to guess correctly wins 2 free passes to the Eve 6 / TA concert of their choice!
February 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?
February 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?